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  On 06/06/2014 at 00:56, old dee said:

Brain transplant.

Make sure it is not from a footballer.

 
  On 06/06/2014 at 00:58, Redleg said:

Make sure it is not from a footballer.

Oh god yes I want to at least be better than that.

Not sure how the selection process would go

  On 06/06/2014 at 00:59, old dee said:

Oh god yes I want to at least be better than that.

Not sure how the selection process would go

OUT LIST WOULD BE.

farmers

females.

sportsmen.

politicians.

truck drivers.

computer geeks.

armed forces personal.

clerics of any denomination

THE IN LIST.

fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax}

business people.{get other people to work for you}

shysters.{collect others money without working}

professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

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  On 06/06/2014 at 01:06, jazza said:

OUT LIST WOULD BE.

farmers

females.

sportsmen.

politicians.

truck drivers.

computer geeks.

armed forces personal.

clerics of any denomination

THE IN LIST.

fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax}

business people.{get other people to work for you}

shysters.{collect others money without working}

professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

Agree with the list but drop the last one for ever such success there are 1000 losers.


  On 06/06/2014 at 02:00, Bitter but optimistic said:

Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

Not on my list either bbo

  On 05/06/2014 at 22:51, Redleg said:

Who is Josh Simpson?

No idea as I am a MFC supporter and hate Freo with a passion.

Thought you guys would know as this is the thread of all knowledge.

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  On 06/06/2014 at 03:22, DemonFrog said:

No idea as I am a MFC supporter and hate Freo with a passion.

Thought you guys would know as this is the thread of all knowledge.

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Josh

Simpson

Height 184 cm DOB 09-02-1994 Weight 73 kg Debut - Games 2014 1 Career 2 Goals 2014 0 Career 1 2014 AFL Fantasy Points Total 55 Avg 55

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Fan Rating: afl_rating_45.gif (9)
My Rating: afl_rating_0.gif
Player Bio
At a Glance

Junior Clubs: Mullewa (WA)

Clubs: Fremantle

Draft information: National Draft 2012, pick 16

Debut: Round 23 2013 v St Kilda

Recruited from: East Fremantle

Brownlow Votes: -

Outlook: Debuted in a game Ross Lyon rested most senior players last season, but it will take a lot more development for the talented midfielder to break back into the team in 2014.

What the coach says (Roger Hayden): Josh is going well. He had a few issues with injury but got back at the start of pre-season and worked his way into it and started getting some good miles in the leg. He’s just starting to get into some footy now, so looking forward to the year ahead.

AFL Fantasy: Given the depth of Freo’s squad, it’s not advisable to pick Simpson at this stage of the season.

Season
20132013
Season by Season
Season by Season

It was a development year for the club’s top pick from the 2012 draft. Simpson made his AFL debut in round 23 and showed flashes of the ability that made him a sought after recruit.

Happy to keep the education and knowledge content up on the thread.

 
  On 06/06/2014 at 02:00, Bitter but optimistic said:

Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

Was a major oversight.

These people should be in the olympics,then there would be no more clay pigeons to litter the planet.

  On 06/06/2014 at 03:35, Redleg said:

14

Josh

Simpson

Height 184 cm DOB 09-02-1994 Weight 73 kg Debut - Games 2014 1 Career 2 Goals 2014 0 Career 1 2014 AFL Fantasy Points Total 55 Avg 55

SIMPSON%20Josh.png

Fan Rating: afl_rating_45.gif (9)
My Rating: afl_rating_0.gif
Player Bio
At a Glance

Junior Clubs: Mullewa (WA)

Clubs: Fremantle

Draft information: National Draft 2012, pick 16

Debut: Round 23 2013 v St Kilda

Recruited from: East Fremantle

Brownlow Votes: -

Outlook: Debuted in a game Ross Lyon rested most senior players last season, but it will take a lot more development for the talented midfielder to break back into the team in 2014.

What the coach says (Roger Hayden): Josh is going well. He had a few issues with injury but got back at the start of pre-season and worked his way into it and started getting some good miles in the leg. He’s just starting to get into some footy now, so looking forward to the year ahead.

AFL Fantasy: Given the depth of Freo’s squad, it’s not advisable to pick Simpson at this stage of the season.

Season
20132013
Season by Season
Season by Season

It was a development year for the club’s top pick from the 2012 draft. Simpson made his AFL debut in round 23 and showed flashes of the ability that made him a sought after recruit.

Happy to keep the education and knowledge content up on the thread.

That says it all (see above)

Edited by DemonFrog


  On 06/06/2014 at 00:51, jazza said:

Still last night for me atm.

Given up the durries and working non stop atm.

Ready for a tilt at anything that moves,loving an argument on the new female coaching guru at the saints.

Must be a bit hard to smoke with one hand up a cow's rear, eh Jazza? :blink: You certainly seem to be enjoying the controversy in the other thread. Who is the sh!t stirrer now? :blink:

  On 06/06/2014 at 01:06, jazza said:

OUT LIST WOULD BE.

farmers

females.

sportsmen.

politicians.

truck drivers.

computer geeks.

armed forces personal.

clerics of any denomination

THE IN LIST.

fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax}

business people.{get other people to work for you}

shysters.{collect others money without working}

professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

You probably need to factor in the thickness of the skull as well as the quality of the brain cells inside ... :blink:

  On 06/06/2014 at 03:22, DemonFrog said:

No idea as I am a MFC supporter and hate Freo with a passion.

Thought you guys would know as this is the thread of all knowledge.

I thought it was the thread of the knowledge of good and evil ... :blink: That explains a few things ... :)

  On 06/06/2014 at 09:26, Red and Bluebeard said:

I thought it was the thread of the knowledge of good and evil ... :blink: That explains a few things ... :)

I wonder where the Evil is?

Do you have any idea RBB?

  On 06/06/2014 at 10:03, DemonFrog said:

I wonder where the Evil is?

Do you have any idea RBB?o

In the eye of the beholder, DF ... :blink::blink:


  On 06/06/2014 at 09:20, Red and Bluebeard said:

Must be a bit hard to smoke with one hand up a cow's rear, eh Jazza? :blink: You certainly seem to be enjoying the controversy in the other thread. Who is the [censored] stirrer now? :blink:

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit.

Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker.

So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock.

Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

  On 06/06/2014 at 10:34, jazza said:

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit.

Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker.

So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock.

Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

If you have been smoking for 41 years, then that makes it "us old farts" :lol: Presumably you haven't tried dipping them in cow poo and not lighting up :):) (just a helpful suggestion from a cappuccino-drinking non-smoker :blink:)

  On 06/06/2014 at 10:26, Red and Bluebeard said:

In the eye of the beholder, DF ... :blink::blink:

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  On 06/06/2014 at 10:34, jazza said:

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit.

Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker.

So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock.

Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

Just think about this one Jazza

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Something to take Home with you on a cold and lonely night

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A COW has been saved from drowning by firefighters who helped it out of a backyard swimming pool in the NSW Hunter Valley.

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Jazza next time can you please close the gate?

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  On 06/06/2014 at 14:51, DemonFrog said:

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Because OD is due for a new skin replacement,i think posting pictures of the donor is in poor taste.

  On 07/06/2014 at 03:04, jazza said:

Because OD is due for a new skin replacement,i think posting pictures of the donor is in poor taste.

I thought it was another poster without his makeup on

  On 06/06/2014 at 14:51, DemonFrog said:

Just think about this one Jazza

smokinghookPA1505_468x269.jpg

Something to take Home with you on a cold and lonely night

old-woman-smoking-sandy-powers-800x500.j

Let this be a lesson for excessive sun baking without sun screens

BTW, i think i've seen her around burwood

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Hanging off biffs arm??

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