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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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What happens to my bet?

Money refunded. You didn't lose.

There goes the banana cake, meeting abandoned.

Well, he didn't get beaten, so lets call that a win. When do you want to collect the spoils of victory?

 
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Well, he didn't get beaten, so lets call that a win. When do you want to collect the spoils of victory?

Happy to come now. Let me get my row boat out, the streets are flooded. Where do I row to?

Anyway, I can now finish reading my copy of the the Black Caviar story, which I am half way through.

send rain this way NOW


Sounds good, OD. Hope the trip goes well.

Believe it or not the main reason for the trip is to visit the dentist.

My wife went 8 months ago and is very happy with results.

Her quote $35 - 40 000 in Aust.

Will be finished this trip, final cost including hotels $7000.

She is very happy and no problems so I am diving in.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be taking holidays to visit a dentist in a foreign land.

Life never ceases to surprise.

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Believe it or not the main reason for the trip is to visit the dentist.

My wife went 8 months ago and is very happy with results.

Her quote $35 - 40 000 in Aust.

Will be finished this trip, final cost including hotels $7000.

She is very happy and no problems so I am diving in.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be taking holidays to visit a dentist in a foreign land.

Life never ceases to surprise.

$35-$40k, are you getting all your teeth replaced with gold dentures?

Happy to come now. Let me get my row boat out, the streets are flooded. Where do I row to?

Anyway, I can now finish reading my copy of the the Black Caviar story, which I am half way through.

What's her writing like?

 
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What's her writing like?

Better than most footy journos. The book is full of facts unlike most footy articles. It also doesn't call for half of the participants in racing to resign or be sacked.

Believe it or not the main reason for the trip is to visit the dentist.

My wife went 8 months ago and is very happy with results.

Her quote $35 - 40 000 in Aust.

Will be finished this trip, final cost including hotels $7000.

She is very happy and no problems so I am diving in.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be taking holidays to visit a dentist in a foreign land.

Life never ceases to surprise.

Hope her "teeth" are looking a lot bigger er... brighter .OD


$35-$40k, are you getting all your teeth replaced with gold dentures?

get a quote for serious dental work Redleg you will be amazed.

I have quotes to repair one failed root canal.

All are $4000 plus.

Believe me the cost are horrendous.

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i am feeling like Old Dee at the moment, waiting for the game on TV and not really caring less.

Expecting to see another thrashing and the beginning of another week or rubbishing or pity from my mates.

The usual scenario is that we lose a good player early in the game and players back in the side, or down on form for the opposition, star. Therefore I predict great games for Buddy, Hale and Birchall.

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Anything happening today?

Briefed nominated for Flemington saturday.

Bought a banana smoothie for lunch and as is my luck lately, threw it out after a few sips. Bloody ordinary. How do you stuff up a banana smoothie?

Anything happening today?

Briefed nominated for Flemington saturday.

Bought a banana smoothie for lunch and as is my luck lately, threw it out after a few sips. Bloody ordinary. How do you stuff up a banana smoothie?

Two very good questions for which i have no answers


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Two very good questions for which i have no answers

It's a changing world Old Dee. When a man has to throw out his banana smoothie, what is left in life. Don't answer " the container".

Happy to come now. Let me get my row boat out, the streets are flooded. Where do I row to?

Anyway, I can now finish reading my copy of the the Black Caviar story, which I am half way through.

Sorry for the delay --- had to wait for the waters to subside to get connected again. If you are in the CBD area, how about Tuesday sometime?

It's a changing world Old Dee. When a man has to throw out his banana smoothie, what is left in life. Don't answer " the container".

The peel? :blink:

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Sorry for the delay --- had to wait for the waters to subside to get connected again. If you are in the CBD area, how about Tuesday sometime?

That would be right , wet banana cake.

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The peel? :blink:

I am told people smoke that and get a yellow high.


That would be right , wet banana cake.

Yeah, to get it right you really need wet bananas ...

I am told people smoke that and get a yellow high.

Maybe that is what our boys have been doing before the game?

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Maybe that is what our boys have been doing before the game?

Doubt it, it would make you believe you can do things, rather than destroy your belief, as seems to have happened.

 

Well after the day that nothing much happened i am gladly leaving you all suffer without me Tomorrow.

Sitting in a dentist chair for the next week is looking like heaven compared to this load of tripe.

Arh the joy of leaving this lot behind for ten days.

Now all I have to do is stay off any thoughts of sport in Australia and I am home.

Probably won,t but I will try the bananas in Thailamd and file a report next week.

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode. Bananas that is not the MFc!

Well after the day that nothing much happened i am gladly leaving you all suffer without me Tomorrow.

Sitting in a dentist chair for the next week is looking like heaven compared to this load of tripe.

Arh the joy of leaving this lot behind for ten days.

Now all I have to do is stay off any thoughts of sport in Australia and I am home.

Probably won,t but I will try the bananas in Thailamd and file a report next week.

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode. Bananas that is not the MFc!

Have a great trip, OD. Just don't have a slide night when you get back (unless it is pictures of the bananas, and not the dentist chair).


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