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3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

You old [censored] !

 
 
4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

Cheerful senility ,It always amuses my children as well.

Carry on by all means

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No offense intended @DeelightfulPlay but the vomit emoji has nothing to do with your cooking -  it's just been a while since I handed one out.... and I know you have a thing for them.

Don't worry - the only vomiting will be from me overstuffing myself with dumplings 😄


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Success is getting what you want.

Happiness is wanting what you get.

Are we successful, or just happy?

 

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Success is getting what you want.

Happiness is wanting what you get.

Are we successful, or just happy?

 

I'll have six penn'orth of each, please, Sir. 

 
On 9/25/2023 at 8:53 AM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'll have six penn'orth of each, please, Sir. 

a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 


38 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 

i'll survive without one, lol

p.s. you forgot the farthing for gst.  so all up with postage added,  a thruppence

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

My god we are old. Pence!

3 hours ago, old dee said:

My god we are old. Pence!

In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

 

Oh.

4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

 

Oh.

How [censored] up is the good old US of A ?

That Trump is a strong possibility for nomination is both scarcely believable and frightening ...... but that he could actually be elected is the stuff of nightmares.


6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

That shocked emoji (it just beat the laugh emoji) was to ensure my bona fides on here were preserved, BBO.

Anyways, there's only room on here for one dilettante 😄

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

 

Oh.

Well Dan Andrews is no longer premier of Victoria

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

I always told a couple of Niece’s (GLS)

that whenever they looked at a 70 year old guy, there was a 16 year old stud looking back at them and thinking like a 16 year old.

1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

Well Dan Andrews is no longer premier  dictator of Victoria 

fixed it for ya ,jib  😃

9 minutes ago, 640MD said:

I always told a couple of Niece’s (GLS)

that whenever they looked at a 70 year old guy, there was a 16 year old stud looking back at them and thinking like a 16 year old.

"thinking" is the key word here 640 !


On 9/22/2023 at 9:00 PM, leave it to deever said:

Can I be your old friends friend?

Sounds like he already has 60,000 friends.

Ooh, i just imagined the ultimate MelbourneFC promo. Every member attending X game gets a bottle of wine on the way in.

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"thinking" is the key word here 640 !

Is that "thinking" with a small brain?

 
2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

More delusion I reckon

As I approach 70 I'm definitely more deluded.

6 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

Always a nice accompaniment

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