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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 1/30/2022 at 9:15 PM, picket fence said:

I can honestly attest that Uncle knows his wine, his women and one or two songs😂

And one of them starts “It’s a grand old flag……..”.   What is the other one?

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    6 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    And one of them starts “It’s a grand old flag……..”.   What is the other one?

    Da ya think Im sexy

    ROD STEWART

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    On 2/15/2022 at 6:51 PM, picket fence said:

    Da ya think Im sexy

    ROD STEWART

    You think your a man

    DIVINE

     

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    On 2/15/2022 at 6:44 PM, monoccular said:

    And one of them starts “It’s a grand old flag……..”.   What is the other one?

    OR

    I’m too sexy

    RIGHT SAID FRED

     

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    Ima go ahead and say it… I’m so over ppl bitching and moaning about the Round One match schedule. I know not many consider a Wednesday night ideal, instead preferring a Sat/Sun arvo or a Friday night. But ffs, we finally won a premiership. Personally, I’d happily attend this match even if it was scheduled for 3am on a Monday, and we had to come in full *PPE. 

    GO DEES!!! ❤️💙

    *… and we had to give a pint of blood and promise to surrender our firstborn. Oh, and toss in a kidney for good measure. Quit whinging… you’ve got two. 

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Ima go ahead and say it… I’m so over ppl bitching and moaning about the Round One match schedule. I know not many consider a Wednesday night ideal, instead preferring a Sat/Sun arvo or a Friday night. But ffs, we finally won a premiership. Personally, I’d happily attend this match even if it was scheduled for 3am on a Monday, and we had to come in full *PPE. 

    GO DEES!!! ❤️💙

    *… and we had to give a pint of blood and promise to surrender our firstborn. Oh, and toss in a kidney for good measure. Quit whinging… you’ve got two. 

    As long as I don't have to bee a Collingwood supporter,  l don't have a problem with giving up my first born etc.

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    Oh, l don't have an actual first born so they would get nothing from me!

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    8 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Oh, l don't have an actual first born so they would get nothing from me!

    Do you want one? I’ve got one, free to a good home. He’s fully house-trained, he’s had all his shots, he’s great with kids and he won’t leave hair all over your furniture. He doesn’t like footy, though. So, should you decide to adopt  him, remember… no takesies backsies. 😁

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    Speaking of kids…

    On the weekend I was babysitting my friend’s 3yo and we’re flipping through old footy records (coz that’s what all 3yo kids love doing, right?) and he points to a pic of NicNat. “Who’s that?” the little fellah asks me. “That’s Nic Naitanui” says I. He looks at the pic for a few seconds, perplexed, then asks, “where’s Nat and Nui?” 😆

    Bless. 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Do you want one? I’ve got one, free to a good home. He’s fully house-trained, he’s had all his shots, he’s great with kids and he won’t leave hair all over your furniture. He doesn’t like footy, though. So, should you decide to adopt  him, remember… no takesies backsies. 😁

    He would need to be a one eyed West Perth/Melbourne Supporter before I could consider the matter any further!

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Speaking of kids…

    On the weekend I was babysitting my friend’s 3yo and we’re flipping through old footy records (coz that’s what all 3yo kids love doing, right?) and he points to a pic of NicNat. “Who’s that?” the little fellah asks me. “That’s Nic Naitanui” says I. He looks at the pic for a few seconds, perplexed, then asks, “where’s Nat and Nui?” 😆

    Bless. 

    I can understand wearing blue but to wear it with yellow is just way too weird. Better to keep such issues like this away from innocent children as it may impact their development e.g. that why we have so many Collingwood supporters!

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I can understand wearing blue but to wear it with yellow is just way too weird. Better to keep such issues like this away from innocent children as it may impact their development e.g. that why we have so many Collingwood supporters!

    And Richmond

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     💚   🇮🇪  💚   🇮🇪   💚   🇮🇪   💚

    HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY, Y’ALL!

    ☘️ ☘️ céad míle fáilte  ☘️ ☘️

    Edited by WalkingCivilWar
    Thanks Daise 💕

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     💚   🇮🇪  💚   🇮🇪   💚   🇮🇪   💚

    HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY, Y’ALL!

    ☘️ ☘️ céad míle fáilte  ☘️ ☘️

    what is street patrick?

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    11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     💚   🇮🇪  💚   🇮🇪   💚   🇮🇪   💚

    HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY, Y’ALL!

    ☘️ ☘️ céad míle fáilte  ☘️ ☘️

    It is hard to be green!

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    56 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    It is hard to be green!

    I'm going on an outback trip in the next few months Frog. I intend squashing every member of the Batrachian family I see.

    You have been warned!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm going on an outback trip in the next few months Frog. I intend squashing every member of the Batrachian family I see.

    You have been warned!

    Luke Beveridge is that you?

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    On 3/17/2022 at 9:32 AM, daisycutter said:

    what is street patrick?

    Happy Street in Patrick of course...

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    18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Happy Street in Patrick of course...

    ah right.....your knowledge astounds me r&b

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    ah right.....your knowledge astounds me r&b

    I have come to know Happy Street rather well in the past six months ...

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    On 3/19/2022 at 1:45 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I have come to know Happy Street rather well in the past six months ...

    But we made Luke Beveridge live on Angry Street!

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    Quiet times on DL these days.

    Has Jacko signed an extension yet? 

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    12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Quiet times on DL these days.

    Has Jacko signed an extension yet? 

    I think Jacko waving his arms in the goal square would distract our other forwards. The game has probably passed him by. Although as footy is now regarded as entertainment perhaps there is a role for him. He could always fight Barry Hall at half time. Either way the fight would only last a few minutes. 

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    6 hours ago, hemingway said:

    I think Jacko waving his arms in the goal square would distract our other forwards. The game has probably passed him by. Although as footy is now regarded as entertainment perhaps there is a role for him. He could always fight Barry Hall at half time. Either way the fight would only last a few minutes. 

    Ah Jacko. Our 3rd and heading to be our best.

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Quiet times on DL these days.

    Has Jacko signed an extension yet? 

    Not sure what to do about this winning feels that I keep getting recently?

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