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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Biff, BBO, Jazza you can get excited, because friday is your day, yes it is 69.

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    Biff, BBO, Jazza you can get excited, because friday is your day, yes it is 69.

    Just a bundle of orgasms ready to explode.

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    The Kew Cotham Rd Tram of course.Redleg.

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    Where is the Shiraz Monster?

    Must be Shampooing the mirken.

    Romantic evening with Herself Indoors.

    KFC, paper napkins, diet coke, Sarah lee cheesecake, 20 yr old po rn DVD ...... spare no expense!

    on second thoughts i think he's more a marlon brando type

    Ignorant [censored] trolls. I was actually performing an honest public service. That means doing good for society. A concept beyond you miserable [censored].

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    Ignorant [censored] trolls. I was actually performing an honest public service. That means doing good for society. A concept beyond you miserable [censored].

    You wouldn't know the concept of service unless you were complaining about the lack of it.

    By the way,

    the Frog actor Gerard Depardieu can drink 14 bottles of plonk a day

    you are dead to me now.

    Beaten by a Frenchman.Merde!

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    Ignorant [censored] trolls. I was actually performing an honest public service. That means doing good for society. A concept beyond you miserable [censored].

    I have earned my respect

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    You wouldn't know the concept of service unless you were complaining about the lack of it.

    By the way,

    the Frog actor Gerard Depardieu can drink 14 bottles of plonk a day

    you are dead to me now.

    Beaten by a Frenchman.Merde!

    [censored]

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    this thread really takes some strange turns occasionally !! :wacko:^_^

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    this thread really takes some strange turns occasionally !! :wacko:^_^

    Then Fl..OG shows up and [censored] it.

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    Somebody fix the censor.

    [censored] should not show up.

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    lol I was being serious.

    In fact [censored] you [censored] of [censored] and [censored] but [censored] you are [censored] anyway [censored] you

    Is that clear!

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    Ignorant [censored] trolls. I was actually performing an honest public service. That means doing good for society. A concept beyond you miserable [censored].

    Community service order came through, eh? It's a tragedy that your WWCC was cancelled. Still, you always wanted a change of career Bitty. Driving a garbage truck suits you.

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    Community service order came through, eh? It's a tragedy that your WWCC was cancelled. Still, you always wanted a change of career Bitty. Driving a garbage truck suits you.

    i have always carried out CSO' s with pride and aplomb.

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    i have always carried out CSO' s with pride and aplomb.

    Only when you are deflowering in the neighbours garden.

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    Only when you are deflowering in the neighbours garden.

    Well, it wasn't technically a deflowering. The missing wine was a stronger case (albeit circumstantial ) against me.

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    In fact [censored] [censored] of [censored] and [censored] but [censored] are [censored] anyway [censored]

    Is that clear!

    why so mean? You shouldn't belittle other people like that. It's called cyber bullying

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    why so mean? You shouldn't belittle other people like that. It's called cyber bullying

    They dont call him bitter for nuthin'

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    why so mean?

    That is my nature you [censored]. Further [censored] you I hope you [censored] and if not i hope you get [censored]. Is that clear you [censored].

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    i hope you what? Listen mate, one day your going to say that to the wrong person and you are going to regret it for the rest of your life...I'm not saying its me. But you need a reality check mate...seriously

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    i hope you what? Listen mate, one day your going to say that to the wrong person and you are going to regret it for the rest of your life...I'm not saying its me. But you need a reality check mate...seriously

    Settle Moaner,

    We just do light comedy here and it involves swearing as we are big boys having a laugh(some girls too).

    But if you do meet him please slip him one in the nuts for me.

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