The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

No I much prefer a mince donkey bolognese with olives and capers.

Or.. "fava beans and a nice chianti".

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Or.. "fava beans and a nice chianti".

Nice chianti? No such thing.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

Nice chianti? No such thing.

You disagree with Dr. Lecter at your peril Moon!

[Moonshadow 17,676]

You disagree with Dr. Lecter at your peril Moon!

That could be Jazza!

Hannibal Jazza: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".

I do wish we could chat longer... slurp, slurp...

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

That could be Jazza!

Hannibal Jazza: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".

I do wish we could chat longer... slurp, slurp...

FMD!! That might explain why the pond slime has disappeared. Bon appetit Jazza!!

[Biffen 12,944]

FMD!! That might explain why the pond slime has disappeared. Bon appetit Jazza!!

As Moonie might attest to ,you have never really been a fussy eater BBo.

Something your personal trainer might have noticed.

[old dee 23,799]

I have had a pretty good weekend.

My two Amos sides won had a nice day with my GD

And now just to round it out the pies get done by ten goals

[jazza 1,323]

Keep it up, jazza. Are you saying you are recovering your good taste? :-)

Yep,taste buds are funny.

Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought.

Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things.

Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends.

If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.

[Biffen 12,944]

Yep,taste buds are funny.

Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought.

Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things.

Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends.

If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .

The correct nomenclature is " young liberal"

Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references .

Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats .

I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

[jazza 1,323]

Sun shining here,glorious day for all that live in the paddock.

Looming court case has bought me indoors,Was hoping for an early knockout from that bloke Justice Middleton.

PS.if you want to warm the hands up,stick them down your trouser front,or better still one of the girls trouser fronts.

[Redleg 40,961]

At the conclusion of opening submissions in the ASADA case, the Bombers and Hird are trailing by 10 goals.

[old dee 23,799]

At the conclusion of opening submissions in the ASADA case, the Bombers and Hird are trailing by 10 goals.

Now there is a score line I am enjoying

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .

The correct nomenclature is " young liberal"

Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references .

Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats .

I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

Comedy gold! You are wasting your talents pimping Biff.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Yep,taste buds are funny.

Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought.

Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things.

Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends.

If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.

Who would've known, jazza! Next you'll grow a Ned Kelly beard, ride a fixie pushbike and drink long macchiatos.

Much better than sniffing your cows coming...

[Redleg 40,961]

RIP. ROBIN WILLIAMS. A very funny man and unfortunately a very troubled one as well.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

Funny men are often troubled men.

Why is it so?

[Biffen 12,944]

Funny men are often troubled men.

Why is it so?

ask Spike Milligan.

Poor Man.

On his gravestone are the immortal words..

"I told you I was Ill."

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

Funny men are often troubled men.

Why is it so?

Could it be that their highs are higher and their lows lower than the rest of us?

[Redleg 40,961]

Could it be that their highs are higher and their lows lower than the rest of us?

Could be.

[old dee 23,799]

Could it be that their highs are higher and their lows lower than the rest of us?

Sounds like MFC supporters

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

Sounds like MFC supporters

Except the "highs" are effing rare OD.

Although, I'll admit, there have been some rippers. Beating the drug cheats comes to mind, as does that win against the Swan and the come from behind against Freo.

[old dee 23,799]

Except the "highs" are effing rare OD.

Although, I'll admit, there have been some rippers. Beating the drug cheats comes to mind, as does that win against the Swan and the come from behind against Freo.

My point Bbo is that we have so few highs that when one happens we explode with delight.

And we all know about the lows they are often, is there a worse low than 186?

[Redleg 40,961]

My point Bbo is that we have so few highs that when one happens we explode with delight.

And we all know about the lows they are often, is there a worse low than 186?

Yes the 1987 Prelim. Terrible.

[old dee 23,799]

Yes the 1987 Prelim. Terrible.

the small upside to that one Redleg was that at least we were in a Prelim.

[Redleg 40,961]

the small upside to that one Redleg was that at least we were in a Prelim.

Could we count the NAB Cup as a Prelim to the main comp?