Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

  • Author

Brain transplant.

Make sure it is not from a footballer.

 

Make sure it is not from a footballer.

Oh god yes I want to at least be better than that.

Not sure how the selection process would go

Oh god yes I want to at least be better than that.

Not sure how the selection process would go

OUT LIST WOULD BE.

farmers

females.

sportsmen.

politicians.

truck drivers.

computer geeks.

armed forces personal.

clerics of any denomination

THE IN LIST.

fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax}

business people.{get other people to work for you}

shysters.{collect others money without working}

professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

Edited by jazza

 

OUT LIST WOULD BE.

farmers

females.

sportsmen.

politicians.

truck drivers.

computer geeks.

armed forces personal.

clerics of any denomination

THE IN LIST.

fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax}

business people.{get other people to work for you}

shysters.{collect others money without working}

professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

Agree with the list but drop the last one for ever such success there are 1000 losers.


Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

Not on my list either bbo

Who is Josh Simpson?

No idea as I am a MFC supporter and hate Freo with a passion.

Thought you guys would know as this is the thread of all knowledge.

  • Author

No idea as I am a MFC supporter and hate Freo with a passion.

Thought you guys would know as this is the thread of all knowledge.

14

Josh

Simpson

Height 184 cm DOB 09-02-1994 Weight 73 kg Debut - Games 2014 1 Career 2 Goals 2014 0 Career 1 2014 AFL Fantasy Points Total 55 Avg 55

SIMPSON%20Josh.png

Fan Rating: afl_rating_45.gif (9)
My Rating: afl_rating_0.gif
Player Bio
At a Glance

Junior Clubs: Mullewa (WA)

Clubs: Fremantle

Draft information: National Draft 2012, pick 16

Debut: Round 23 2013 v St Kilda

Recruited from: East Fremantle

Brownlow Votes: -

Outlook: Debuted in a game Ross Lyon rested most senior players last season, but it will take a lot more development for the talented midfielder to break back into the team in 2014.

What the coach says (Roger Hayden): Josh is going well. He had a few issues with injury but got back at the start of pre-season and worked his way into it and started getting some good miles in the leg. He’s just starting to get into some footy now, so looking forward to the year ahead.

AFL Fantasy: Given the depth of Freo’s squad, it’s not advisable to pick Simpson at this stage of the season.

Season
20132013
Season by Season
Season by Season

It was a development year for the club’s top pick from the 2012 draft. Simpson made his AFL debut in round 23 and showed flashes of the ability that made him a sought after recruit.

Happy to keep the education and knowledge content up on the thread.

 

Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

Was a major oversight.

These people should be in the olympics,then there would be no more clay pigeons to litter the planet.

14

Josh

Simpson

Height 184 cm DOB 09-02-1994 Weight 73 kg Debut - Games 2014 1 Career 2 Goals 2014 0 Career 1 2014 AFL Fantasy Points Total 55 Avg 55

SIMPSON%20Josh.png

Fan Rating: afl_rating_45.gif (9)
My Rating: afl_rating_0.gif
Player Bio
At a Glance

Junior Clubs: Mullewa (WA)

Clubs: Fremantle

Draft information: National Draft 2012, pick 16

Debut: Round 23 2013 v St Kilda

Recruited from: East Fremantle

Brownlow Votes: -

Outlook: Debuted in a game Ross Lyon rested most senior players last season, but it will take a lot more development for the talented midfielder to break back into the team in 2014.

What the coach says (Roger Hayden): Josh is going well. He had a few issues with injury but got back at the start of pre-season and worked his way into it and started getting some good miles in the leg. He’s just starting to get into some footy now, so looking forward to the year ahead.

AFL Fantasy: Given the depth of Freo’s squad, it’s not advisable to pick Simpson at this stage of the season.

Season
20132013
Season by Season
Season by Season

It was a development year for the club’s top pick from the 2012 draft. Simpson made his AFL debut in round 23 and showed flashes of the ability that made him a sought after recruit.

Happy to keep the education and knowledge content up on the thread.

That says it all (see above)

Edited by DemonFrog


Still last night for me atm.

Given up the durries and working non stop atm.

Ready for a tilt at anything that moves,loving an argument on the new female coaching guru at the saints.

Must be a bit hard to smoke with one hand up a cow's rear, eh Jazza? :blink: You certainly seem to be enjoying the controversy in the other thread. Who is the sh!t stirrer now? :blink:

OUT LIST WOULD BE.

farmers

females.

sportsmen.

politicians.

truck drivers.

computer geeks.

armed forces personal.

clerics of any denomination

THE IN LIST.

fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax}

business people.{get other people to work for you}

shysters.{collect others money without working}

professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

You probably need to factor in the thickness of the skull as well as the quality of the brain cells inside ... :blink:

No idea as I am a MFC supporter and hate Freo with a passion.

Thought you guys would know as this is the thread of all knowledge.

I thought it was the thread of the knowledge of good and evil ... :blink: That explains a few things ... :)

I thought it was the thread of the knowledge of good and evil ... :blink: That explains a few things ... :)

I wonder where the Evil is?

Do you have any idea RBB?

I wonder where the Evil is?

Do you have any idea RBB?o

In the eye of the beholder, DF ... :blink::blink:


Must be a bit hard to smoke with one hand up a cow's rear, eh Jazza? :blink: You certainly seem to be enjoying the controversy in the other thread. Who is the [censored] stirrer now? :blink:

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit.

Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker.

So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock.

Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit.

Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker.

So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock.

Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

If you have been smoking for 41 years, then that makes it "us old farts" :lol: Presumably you haven't tried dipping them in cow poo and not lighting up :):) (just a helpful suggestion from a cappuccino-drinking non-smoker :blink:)

In the eye of the beholder, DF ... :blink::blink:

collingwood.jpg

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit.

Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker.

So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock.

Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

Just think about this one Jazza

smokinghookPA1505_468x269.jpg

Something to take Home with you on a cold and lonely night

old-woman-smoking-sandy-powers-800x500.j

Edited by DemonFrog

A COW has been saved from drowning by firefighters who helped it out of a backyard swimming pool in the NSW Hunter Valley.

330159-moo-ving-tale-as-cow-saved-from-p

Jazza next time can you please close the gate?

Edited by DemonFrog


old-woman-smoking-sandy-powers-800x500.j

Because OD is due for a new skin replacement,i think posting pictures of the donor is in poor taste.

Because OD is due for a new skin replacement,i think posting pictures of the donor is in poor taste.

I thought it was another poster without his makeup on

Just think about this one Jazza

smokinghookPA1505_468x269.jpg

Something to take Home with you on a cold and lonely night

old-woman-smoking-sandy-powers-800x500.j

Let this be a lesson for excessive sun baking without sun screens

BTW, i think i've seen her around burwood

Edited by daisycutter

 

Hanging off biffs arm??

  • Author

Something to take Home with you on a cold and lonely night

old-woman-smoking-sandy-powers-800x500.j


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • NON-MFC: Round 01

    With Opening Round done and dusted, Round 1 sees the full AFL competition finally swing into action for 2026. Discuss all the games this week that do not involve the Dees, share your tips, and let us know which results would suit Demons best.

    • 106 replies
  • PODCAST: 2026 Season Preview

    The boys previewed the 2026 Season sharing their early impressions of the new coach, the new players, observations from preseason training, and what they've made of the new game style. They also look ahead to the season with their predictions, the players they expect to rise, their expectations for the team, and what they see as a realistic pass mark for Melbourne in 2026.

    • 14 replies
  • PREVIEW: St. Kilda

    When the Demons blew their 46-point lead at Marvel Stadium in Round 20 last year, the fallout was enormous. Like an event straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy, Melbourne’s final-quarter collapse left fans reeling and the club grappling with the aftermath. 

    • 5 replies
  • PREGAME: St. Kilda

    With just over two weeks until their opening match of the 2026 AFL Premiership season, the Demons are already well on the path to redemption and have the Saints firmly in their sights ahead of their mid-March clash at the MCG. What do you think the team will look like when they run out on to the G?

      • Like
    • 490 replies
  • NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

    Finally the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us. While Melbourne sits out Opening Round, there is still plenty of footy to enjoy with five non-MFC clashes to kick off the new season. It all begins on Thursday night with a blockbuster at the SCG as Sydney hosts Carlton in what should be a strong early test for both sides. On Friday night, Gold Coast gets its chance to open the season in front of a home crowd when the Suns and Christian Petracca take on Geelong at People First Stadium. Saturday features a double-header, starting in the afternoon with Greater Western Sydney and Clayton Oliver meeting the Hawks at Engie Stadium. That is followed on Saturday night by Brisbane Lions hosting the Western Bulldogs at the Gabba, with the Lions embarking on their campaign to win the Threepeat. Opening Round wraps up on Sunday night at the MCG, where St Kilda takes on Collingwood in the only game in town in the first week of the season. There is no shortage of storylines across the round, so discuss all the action from the non-MFC games of Opening Round.

      • Like
    • 557 replies
  • REPORT: Richmond

    Mars is not usually a place known for lighting strikes but on Friday evening it happened twice in the vicinity of the stadium in Ballarat that carries the name and is a half completed building site with limited capacity for spectators.

    • 4 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.