Redleg 42,181 Posted June 4, 2014 Author Posted June 4, 2014 Sorry OD I see my mistake now. How about this one? Too bright. Quote
old dee 24,084 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Sorry OD I see my mistake now. How about this one? Now that is better DF! Quote
DemonFrog 1,359 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 (edited) Who will win next Monday? Edited June 4, 2014 by DemonFrog Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 On an entirely different topic, I,sadly, must report that our rarely valued colleague Biffen, has been ordered to undergo rehab for the next two weeks. In order to show that he intends to change his ways, Biff has decided to isolate himself from family and friends at The Gat. The truth, of course, is that, Biffen’s family disowned him some years ago, after a particularly unsavoury incident or, actually incidents, involving a (formerly) maiden aunt and a few sherries. Further, due to a number of distasteful personal habits, Biff has no friends. Despite all this, Biff claims he is genuinely trying to reform, but in the absence of Lordweaver’s firm but god guided hand, his prospects, I believe, are bleak. The “Lads” have offered to help, but Biffen, immersed in drug assisted self pity, has rudely rebuffed them. I will, nonetheless, try to assist poor Biff in anyway I can but any suggestions for his personal development will be passed on. Typical,takes holidays when calving season on. Tell him to take a bath,shave,haircut and get his teeth straightened. Take him down to the nearest bowls club for a game of canasta with the girls and then he may act like OD and be nice for a change. Dont let him sniff the metho or else its bon voyage and back to being a certified pest. Actually your the wrong person to be doing this,perhaps get RaB to look after him. Quote
DemonFrog 1,359 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Typical,takes holidays when calving season on. Tell him to take a bath,shave,haircut and get his teeth straightened. Take him down to the nearest bowls club for a game of canasta with the girls and then he may act like OD and be nice for a change. Dont let him sniff the metho or else its bon voyage and back to being a certified pest. Actually your the wrong person to be doing this,perhaps get RaB to look after him. Jazza, I was on a farm last week end feeding a few orphan lambs. Do you have any useful tips? Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Jazza, I was on a farm last week end feeding a few orphan lambs. Do you have any useful tips? After cutting their throats,hang em for about 2 days to bleed properly. Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 After cutting their throats,hang em for about 2 days to bleed properly. Yuk. Too much info. Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Yuk. Too much info. best meat though. It might be yuk,but im just answering the question. froggy led me into it. Quote
old dee 24,084 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 best meat though. It might be yuk,but im just answering the question. froggy led me into it. Had your arm up your back I assume jazza 1 Quote
DemonFrog 1,359 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 best meat though. It might be yuk,but im just answering the question. froggy led me into it. Oh did I miss the comment they are stud lambs which are worth around $1,000 each. Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 Just noticed Gary Rohan in for the Swans. Not sure if he has been injured or just out of the side. He could be a player we could target. Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 What's going on Fl og? I see you are back bigger and worse than ever. And .... what's more .. defriended me!!!!!! Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Typical,takes holidays when calving season on. Tell him to take a bath,shave,haircut and get his teeth straightened. Take him down to the nearest bowls club for a game of canasta with the girls and then he may act like OD and be nice for a change. Dont let him sniff the metho or else its bon voyage and back to being a certified pest. Actually your the wrong person to be doing this,perhaps get RaB to look after him. You're correct about Biffen's personal hygiene issues Jazz, but you are on dangerous territory with the canasta. This is strictly DC's area - canasta, euchre, hearts, bingo - it's all part of Dc's seductive web, whereby he builds a constant supply of unrequited shags from the blue rinse set. However, judging by Redleg's recent info it seems that WJ is also venturing into this area. Quote
old dee 24,084 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 You're correct about Biffen's personal hygiene issues Jazz, but you are on dangerous territory with the canasta. This is strictly DC's area - canasta, euchre, hearts, bingo - it's all part of Dc's seductive web, whereby he builds a constant supply of unrequited shags from the blue rinse set. However, judging by Redleg's recent info it seems that WJ is also venturing into this area. Desperation! Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 What's going on Fl og? I see you are back bigger and worse than ever. And .... what's more .. defriended me!!!!!! That is certainly the height of rudeness Toady. Very naughty. Quote
DemonFrog 1,359 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 The Fremantle Dockers have announced midfielder Josh Simpson will take an unspecified leave of absence from the club effective immediately Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) The Fremantle Dockers have announced midfielder Josh Simpson will take an unspecified leave of absence from the club effective immediately Alright, Frogger, I'm a tad confused by this post in this thread. And given some of your photo collection (and those of others), that is saying something. Edited June 5, 2014 by Maple Demon Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 The Fremantle Dockers have announced midfielder Josh Simpson will take an unspecified leave of absence from the club effective immediately Who is Josh Simpson? Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Who is Josh Simpson? Nephew of homer and cousin to bart and biffs alter ego. 1 Quote
old dee 24,084 Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Nephew of homer and cousin to bart and biffs alter ego. Sharp this morning jazza! Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Sharp this morning jazza! Still last night for me atm. Given up the durries and working non stop atm. Ready for a tilt at anything that moves,loving an argument on the new female coaching guru at the saints. Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted June 6, 2014 Author Posted June 6, 2014 Nephew of homer and cousin to bart and biffs alter ego. Now don't go turning this highbrow educational thread into something silly. 4 Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Now don't go turning this highbrow educational thread into something silly. Sorry gramps, Have you noticed OD has a new nurse to write his remarks for him? And he also has a new gallbladder,medical science keeping this ancient man alive is something to behold. Whatll they think of next? Quote
old dee 24,084 Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Sorry gramps, Have you noticed OD has a new nurse to write his remarks for him? And he also has a new gallbladder,medical science keeping this ancient man alive is something to behold. Whatll they think of next? Brain transplant. 1 Quote
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