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  On 07/04/2014 at 23:47, DemonFrog said:

No Mrs Frog freaks out if I get full cream.

she doesnt like it when you present her with full cream?

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      On 08/04/2014 at 00:27, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Fl og probably uses margarine too!!

    What's wrong with a little chemicals now and then?

    I am sure they would serve good old Marg at the University of Romsey to save a few pennies.

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      On 08/04/2014 at 00:01, jazza said:

    she doesnt like it when you present her with full cream?

    I can not help it that I am a sex object!

    You know the rest of the joke!

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      On 08/04/2014 at 02:42, DemonFrog said:

    I can not help it that I am a sex object!

    You know the rest of the joke!

    I would see you as more of a contraceptive Fl ogger!

      On 08/04/2014 at 07:43, Redleg said:

    We are a lucky club.

    How long can we maintain this streak ?

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      On 08/04/2014 at 08:25, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I would see you as more of a contraceptive Fl ogger!

    How long can we maintain this streak ?

    Must surely be a record you would think

    But to answer your question Bbo some time yet I would think.

    WE are not out of the woods in a couple of areas that come to mind.

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    Have been trying not to ask this question but where are all the " we could easily do a Port Adelaide in 2014" group?

    Seem very silent at present.

    Hmm

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      On 08/04/2014 at 09:06, old dee said:

    Must surely be a record you would think

    But to answer your question Bbo some time yet I would think.

    WE are not out of the woods in a couple of areas that come to mind.

      On 08/04/2014 at 09:12, old dee said:

    Have been trying not to ask this question but where are all the " we could easily do a Port Adelaide in 2014" group?

    Seem very silent at present.

    Hmm

    Sad fact is OD , and you know it - and preached it - we are well and truly [censored] !!!

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      On 08/04/2014 at 09:12, old dee said:

    Have been trying not to ask this question but where are all the " we could easily do a Port Adelaide in 2014" group?

    Seem very silent at present.

    Hmm

    Well that a good question OD.

    I think they are either too drunk or busily deleting their old posts in DL.

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    Now forget Mitch Clark retiring, Forget Dawes and his fair floss legs, forget Gawn and his inability to play six games a year, forget low attendances, forget the worst list in AFL history, forget we could not beat time with a stick.

    Something really bad is on the horizon.

    Cyclone Ita is bearing down on the Queensland banana crop.

    Claimed to be as bad as Yasi in 2011

    If this happens I don't know what I will do.

    There may only be two alternatives that I can see

    - Migrate to NZ

    - take the ultimate solution to end the pain

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      On 08/04/2014 at 22:09, old dee said:

    Now forget Mitch Clark retiring, Forget Dawes and his fair floss legs, forget Gawn and his inability to play six games a year, forget low attendances, forget the worst list in AFL history, forget we could not beat time with a stick.

    Something really bad is on the horizon.

    Cyclone Ita is bearing down on the Queensland banana crop.

    Claimed to be as bad as Yasi in 2011

    If this happens I don't know what I will do.

    There may only be two alternatives that I can see

    - Migrate to NZ

    - take the ultimate solution to end the pain

    Take the pledge and throw out the single malt?

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      On 08/04/2014 at 22:13, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Take the pledge and throw out the single malt?

    Never

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      On 08/04/2014 at 08:25, Bitter but optimistic said:

    How long can we maintain this streak ?

    8 years and counting.

    Edited by Redleg

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      On 08/04/2014 at 22:09, old dee said:

    Cyclone Ita is bearing down on the Queensland banana crop.

    Don't be concerned, I have been advised that the Cyclone has changed course and will hit Gosch's Paddock in the middle of an MFC training session.

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:06, Redleg said:

    Don't be concerned, I have been advised that the Cyclone has changed course and will hit Gosch's Paddock in the middle of an MFC training session.

    Can you ask the main girl upstairs to delay it 24 hours and shift it a Half KM north at about 2PM

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:10, old dee said:

    Can you ask the main girl upstairs to delay it 24 hours and shift it a Half KM north at about 2PM

    Can't be done, as the misery is restricted to our club.

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:11, Redleg said:

    Can't be done, as the misery is restricted to our club.

    Now you are sounding like you have surrendered .

    Come on perk up I sure your connection to the all powerful one can get better than that.

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:20, old dee said:

    Now you are sounding like you have surrendered .

    Come on perk up I sure your connection to the all powerful one can get better than that.

    where's lordweaver when you really need him? was he 426'ed?

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:20, old dee said:

    Now you are sounding like you have surrendered .

    Come on perk up I sure your connection to the all powerful one can get better than that.

    I haven't surrendered, I am just being attacked by overwhelming forces.

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:28, Redleg said:

    I haven't surrendered, I am just being attacked by overwhelming forces.

    Perhaps we are approaching this from the wrong direction.

    Instead of approaching her upstairs we should be approaching the prince of darkness.

    After all we are the Demons.

    I think we should be requesting some dastardly deeds / plagues befall our competitors.

    His darkness can start by installing a trip wire in front of the Carlton race on Saturday.

    We have to get more creative.

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:34, old dee said:

    Perhaps we are approaching this from the wrong direction.

    Instead of approaching her upstairs we should be approaching the prince of darkness.

    After all we are the Demons.

    I think we should be requesting some dastardly deeds / plagues befall our competitors.

    His darkness can start by installing a trip wire in front of the Carlton race on Saturday.

    We have to get more creative.

    What about simply locking the doors to the Blues change rooms and not letting them out.

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      On 09/04/2014 at 01:40, Redleg said:

    What about simply locking the doors to the Blues change rooms and not letting them out.

    That works for me.

    However as I have had zero success contact her upstairs over the last half century I have no idea about how to contact the dark one.

    Anyone have an idea?

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      On 08/04/2014 at 22:09, old dee said:

    Now forget Mitch Clark retiring, Forget Dawes and his fair floss legs, forget Gawn and his inability to play six games a year, forget low attendances, forget the worst list in AFL history, forget we could not beat time with a stick.

    Something really bad is on the horizon.

    Cyclone Ita is bearing down on the Queensland banana crop.

    Claimed to be as bad as Yasi in 2011

    If this happens I don't know what I will do.

    There may only be two alternatives that I can see

    - Migrate to NZ

    - take the ultimate solution to end the pain

    All is not lost, OD. Here is a timely article on how to keep bananas ...

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