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Save those witty retorts for F l o g Moonie. They will probably impress him.

Boom, tishhh!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzz...zzzzz.zzzzzzz.........

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    Now that Poonie is going to sleep, I can ask for some sensible advice. I have a moral problem. Each night , a little earlier than now, a family of magpies arrive to cadge a free meal. They are the avian equivalent of dole bludgers. (They probably nest near the Gat.)

    The "lads" hate anything "magpie" and demand that I shoot them. I feel this would go against my green credentials.

    So I propose shooting the parents. Not only would this remove two parasites but it would serve as a timely lesson to the young ones and give them the opportunity to reform.

    As I have been unable to contact Lordweaver for his spiritual guidance I am asking for assistance in this matter.

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    Now that Poonie is going to sleep, I can ask for some sensible advice. I have a moral problem. Each night , a little earlier than now, a family of magpies arrive to cadge a free meal. They are the avian equivalent of dole bludgers. (They probably nest near the Gat.)

    The "lads" hate anything "magpie" and demand that I shoot them. I feel this would go against my green credentials.

    So I propose shooting the parents. Not only would this remove two parasites but it would serve as a timely lesson to the young ones and give them the opportunity to reform.

    As I have been unable to contact Lordweaver for his spiritual guidance I am asking for assistance in this matter.

    Magpies Bbo?

    Don't see the problem Load up the 12 gauge.

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    you could send danny katz (the modern guru) an email

    Good point but I don't want to offend Lordweaver. Besides he'd probably dish out some left wing advice to give out more food to convince the Magies to change their colours.

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    Good point but I don't want to offend Lordweaver. Besides he'd probably dish out some left wing advice to give out more food to convince the Magies to change their colours.

    bbo...they're magpies right?

    you're hesitating?

    i don't get it.....did you mix up your medication?

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    Ravens and other carrion do often gather near the Gatwick but they don't last long.

    Shoot away Bbo .god put all creatures on earth to be exploited by man or shot for sport.

    Load up the 12 gauge.

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    bbo...they're magpies right?

    you're hesitating?

    i don't get it.....did you mix up your medication?

    It's bloody amazing. I ask for advice about my computer and I get Jack. I mention violence and killing and you blokes are all over it. Perhaps the sanctimonious ones on the Clark thread would have been more sympathetic

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    Ravens and other carrion do often gather near the Gatwick but they don't last long.

    Shoot away Bbo .god put all creatures on earth to be exploited by man or shot for sport.

    Load up the 12 gauge.

    I presume the vultures are top of the tree at the Gat.

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    It's bloody amazing. I ask for advice about my computer and I get Jack. I mention violence and killing and you blokes are all over it. Perhaps the sanctimonious ones on the Clark thread would have been more sympathetic

    why don'y you post your moral dilemma on the clark thread....i'm sure stuie would have sage advice

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    I presume the vultures are top of the tree at the Gat.

    the vultures are too busy up on the roof of the gat disposing of bodies in the finest parsi tradition bbo

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    why don'y you post your moral dilemma on the clark thread....i'm sure stuie would have sage advice

    You borewood boys really do have a sadistic streak. Stuies even more boring than Moon.

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    why don'y you post your moral dilemma on the clark thread....i'm sure stuie would have sage advice

    Actually,sage it good with gamey bird as a stuffing or a sauce. I suggest butter ,sage , pepper and oil.

    Now that we have dispensed our sage advice I suggest we leave the great man alone to sort out Mitch Clarks life and get back to that crossword clue that we keep slipping up on.

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    @ Actually,sage it good with gamey bird as a stuffing or a sauce. I suggest butter ,sage , pepper and oil.

    Now that we have dispensed our sage advice I suggest we leave the great man alone to sort out Mitch Clarks life and get back to that crossword clue that we keep slipping up on.

    Fine friend you are Biff! I'm at a moral and spiritual crossroad and you're only interested in a crossword.

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    Fine friend you are Biff! I'm at a moral and spiritual crossroad and you're only interested in a crossword.

    i thought people moved to the country so they could shoot wildlife bbo

    htfu man

    you're not a greenie are you?

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    Fine friend you are Biff! I'm at a moral and spiritual crossroad and you're only interested in a crossword.

    Morality is such a grey area when you face property damage and interruption to your neighbourly duties.

    My advice to you is the same as Kissinger gave Nixon. Nuke 'em.

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    You borewood boys really do have a sadistic streak. Stuies even more boring than Moon.

    .....but not quite as much as you, old fella.

    If you have a problem with magpies, put Nathan Buckley in charge of the situation. He's sure to completely f**k them up. He's got prior experience.

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    i thought people moved to the country so they could shoot wildlife bbo

    htfu man

    you're not a greenie are you?

    Morality is such a grey area when you face property damage and interruption to your neighbourly duties.

    My advice to you is the same as Kissinger gave Nixon. Nuke 'em.

    Thanks guys. Forgive my doubts - you've re aligned me. Goodbye Magpies, goodbye Rosellas. goodbye cockatoos,emus,possums,wallabies .... and ... i'm heading up to the wetlands to take a shot at Laurie Levy.

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    Thanks guys. Forgive my doubts - you've re aligned me. Goodbye Magpies, goodbye Rosellas. goodbye cockatoos,emus,possums,wallabies .... and ... i'm heading up to the wetlands to take a shot at Laurie Levy.

    I know where he gets his morning coffee if you want to save a trip to the wetlands.

    It's in Albert Park but I'm confident the locals will support you now that you conviction and a raison d'être

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    Thanks guys. Forgive my doubts - you've re aligned me. Goodbye Magpies, goodbye Rosellas. goodbye cockatoos,emus,possums,wallabies .... and ... i'm heading up to the wetlands to take a shot at Laurie Levy.

    attaboy bbo.........for a while there i thought you had drifted to the dark side

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    My goodness it just came to me dc

    banana !

    bingo! you are not just a pretty face od, thanks

    i wonder why i didn't think of that :rolleyes:

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    bingo! you are not just a pretty face od, thanks

    i wonder why i didn't think of that :rolleyes:

    Does that mean that "oranga" was wrong?

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