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I was listening to SEN today at 4pm when the OX and his offsider Marko the Pies [censored] came on.

He was putting out all this jovial but pointed stuff about the Dees premiership window being open etc.

I really hope we are under way There is nothing that would give me more pleasure than to ring him on Tuesday 10th June and ask how Collingwood s window is looking after a ten goal loss.

It reminded me how much revenge I have stored up after seven years of pity and put downs.

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    You closed your park for Jayden Hunt?

    not jayden

    MIKE

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    I was listening to SEN today at 4pm when the OX and his offsider Marko the Pies [censored] came on.

    He was putting out all this jovial but pointed stuff about the Dees premiership window being open etc.

    I really hope we are under way There is nothing that would give me more pleasure than to ring him on Tuesday 10th June and ask how Collingwood s window is looking after a ten goal loss.

    It reminded me how much revenge I have stored up after seven years of pity and put downs.

    If it were me, I'd be so blissed out for days after that 10-goal win that I'd forget all about who I needed to take revenge on.

    So I hope you're made of sterner stuff. And that you've got it all written down.

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    Go back to squeezing teats Jazz.

    Not on a bull though. That 'teat' will get you chased around like a scene from Benny Hill. :)

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    Not on a bull though. That 'teat' will get you chased around like a scene from Benny Hill. :)

    It is very disturbing that you could even conjure up such a thought Moonie. I think you need some help - it's time to admit this. I'm sure many on this site could recommend counsellors and psych's who they have confidence in.

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    od if you want to take your GD on a picnic again and want to mingle with a better class of humans could i recommend wattle park in beautiful burwood

    guaranteed bogan and alpaca free

    Entrance-Wattle-Park2.jpg

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    Geez DC, I used to play footy for Surrey Hills many years ago, we used to go for a training run at full pace with one golf club and a couple of golf balls around the 'Royal Wattle' course. Ground keepers were furious, as expected. Wasn't a pretty sight. My golf never recovered, and my footy wasn't far behind

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    It is very disturbing that you could even conjure up such a thought Moonie. I think you need some help - it's time to admit this. I'm sure many on this site could recommend counsellors and psych's who they have confidence in.

    And it worked for you Bitty? Lol!

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    If it were me, I'd be so blissed out for days after that 10-goal win that I'd forget all about who I needed to take revenge on.

    So I hope you're made of sterner stuff. And that you've got it all written down.

    They are permenatedly etched into my brain.

    I have a long memory for slights.

    No fear no one will be forgotten.

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    Geez DC, I used to play footy for Surrey Hills many years ago, we used to go for a training run at full pace with one golf club and a couple of golf balls around the 'Royal Wattle' course. Ground keepers were furious, as expected. Wasn't a pretty sight. My golf never recovered, and my footy wasn't far behind

    you were in good company moonie

    back in the bad old junction oval days the dees would sometimes have a training session at wattle park

    i remember perving on Trapper there getting a rubdown for his osteo pubis

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    you were in good company moonie

    back in the bad old junction oval days the dees would sometimes have a training session at wattle park

    i remember perving on Trapper there getting a rubdown for his osteo pubis

    is that where your brazillian inspiration came from DC?

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    I was listening to SEN today at 4pm when the OX and his offsider Marko the Pies [censored] came on.

    He was putting out all this jovial but pointed stuff about the Dees premiership window being open etc.

    I really hope we are under way There is nothing that would give me more pleasure than to ring him on Tuesday 10th June and ask how Collingwood s window is looking after a ten goal loss.

    It reminded me how much revenge I have stored up after seven years of pity and put downs.

    There are those who claim the only thing better than beating the Pies by two points is beating them by one point .... :lol: Not me, though -- I am in the camp that says a twenty-goal win is twice as good as a ten-goal one ... :lol:

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    od if you want to take your GD on a picnic again and want to mingle with a better class of humans could i recommend wattle park in beautiful burwood

    guaranteed bogan and alpaca free

    Entrance-Wattle-Park2.jpg

    I don't like the sound of those "shady lawns" ... shady characters only! :blink::blink:

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    is that where your brazillian inspiration came from DC?

    no bbo, in those days when someone trendy said the had got a brazilian i just thought the had bought an alpaca

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    so you meant anglo saxons od?

    that's ok because i'm of irish/scots descent

    Just slag off all nationalities -- that way, everyone gets offended .... :blink:

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    I don't like the sound of those "shady lawns" ... shady characters only! :blink::blink:

    the shady lawns are for the paler skinned sunseekers r&b :lol:

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    the shady lawns are for the paler skinned sunseekers r&b :lol:

    Those of irish/scots descent? :blink:

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    There are those who claim the only thing better than beating the Pies by two points is beating them by one point .... :lol: Not me, though -- I am in the camp that says a twenty-goal win is twice as good as a ten-goal one ... :lol:

    The only fault I can find in this is infinitesimal not twice

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    for froggy who likes nature clips

    one tough [censored] cat

    Edit: wow, pu$$y is censored

    Obviously not a Tiger dc!!

    I think I know how the croc feels.

    Been one of those days today.

    Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

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    Obviously not a Tiger dc!!

    I think I know how the croc feels.

    Been one of those days today.

    Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

    Hope you make it through the night OD!

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