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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Better save your lunch money for the next couple of days bb

have been !! :)

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    you picked the wong day huh WJ !!

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    you picked the wong day huh WJ !!

    I could see it coming.

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    Theres a dim sim ilarity about these posts :rolleyes:

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    Theres a dim sim ilarity about these posts :rolleyes:

    Oh no it has started already!

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    I assume the same rules that apply to this thread apply to any conversation during tomorrow night's meal i.e. No T$ No B$?

    I would imagine quite a lot of BS. Certainly no T$ but happy to discuss his compensation replacements.

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    I would imagine quite a lot of BS. Certainly no T$ but happy to discuss his compensation replacements.

    What's to discuss?

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    Theres a dim sim ilarity about these posts :rolleyes:

    Theres no need for Won ton pun abuse.

    Some of the jokes on here are battered enough.

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    What's to discuss?

    Hogan, Dawes and Barry and then the rest of the list and the players taken tomorrow, for starters.

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    Theres no need for Won ton pun abuse.

    Some of the jokes on here are battered enough.

    Why would we fritter away the chance to?

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    What's to discuss?

    How about if we discuss the way the MFC is going to crab claw its way up the ladder?

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    Hogan, Dawes and Barry and then the rest of the list and the players taken tomorrow, for starters.

    Sorry Redleg I meant about you know who!

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    How about if we discuss the way the MFC is going to crab claw its way up the ladder?

    Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.
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    Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.

    That would get me steamed.

    At least I have my music, wok and roll.

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    Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.

    That could get my beef sizzling.

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    That could get my beef sizzling.

    There are too many shellfish remarks here.

    Sorry Redleg, but you are a plum duck in this case.

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    There are too many shellfish remarks here.Sorry Redleg, but you are a plum duck in this case.

    Are you coming the raw prawn or should that be garlic prawn with me?

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    Are you coming the raw prawn or should that be garlic prawn with me?

    This is driving my prawn, crackers.

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    This is driving my prawn, crackers.

    Enough of this.This Whole thing is starting to Flounder.
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    If this continues you might find your noodle's shanghaied

    Like :-)

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