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I want more then simply beating them.

I want them to feel the PAIN every time they get SMASHED by Melbourne.

Oh well I can alway dream this happens :) :) :) :)

I think that is your best chance this side of 2018 TBF

Thanks for the info on WAFL

Why will the Eagles and freo dominate?

In the AFL Stand alone VFL teams have won most of the flags.

Geelong won last year but Port and Ballarat have a few recently here.

 

I think that is your best chance this side of 2018 TBF

Thanks for the info on WAFL

Why will the Eagles and freo dominate?

In the AFL Stand alone VFL teams have won most of the flags.

Geelong won last year but Port and Ballarat have a few recently here.

Proof on how unfair this system was is the three Grand Final wins in a row for East Perth who have not won one since the end of the host club arrangements at the end of the 2002 season.

You can never overcome a grand final loss but I could not stop laugh when West Perth kept East Perth goaless for a whole game a few years ago. That unheard of in the modern game. If only the games was recorded I would have purchased their entire stock.

If the follow the same arrangement as last time all interstat players will go to East Perth or South Fremantle depending on which AFL Club they are a member of. At one stage they took footballers out of their WAFL Club as well. They had Simon Duckworth playing for Claremont (East Perth replaces Claremont as the WCE host Club in year 2) and Justine Longmiur playing for South Fremantle. I am starting to get upset again just think of this insult.

The WAFL salary Cap is fairly low so that a big boost to the two Clubs. The Host Clubs have access to all the coaching resources of their AFL Club they need. While the other Clubs have to fund player development themselves.

 
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Good to see Davis getting his chance.

Can't understand how Strauss doesn't get a game ahead of Byrnes.

Good to see Davis getting his chance.

Can't understand how Strauss doesn't get a game ahead of Byrnes.

View by FD as not as good Redleg!

On this occasion I think I Agee.

My god how did we come to deciding between Strauss and Byrnes.

We are not scraping the bottom of the barrel we are not even in the barrel.


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In the Age a report on Robinson's assertion Hird spoke to a New York Doctor about a cream, Hird denied talking to a Doctor. It has now been leaked that Hird has admitted to ASADA he spoke to a New York Pharmacist about a cream.

Seems like Robinson mixed up a Doctor with a Pharmacist, but he was right on the money about Hird asking him to investigate a cream. Hird is looking very ordinary in this affair.

In the Age a report on Robinson's assertion Hird spoke to a New York Doctor about a cream, Hird denied talking to a Doctor. It has now been leaked that Hird has admitted to ASADA he spoke to a New York Pharmacist about a cream.

Seems like Robinson mixed up a Doctor with a Pharmacist, but he was right on the money about Hird asking him to investigate a cream. Hird is looking very ordinary in this affair.

Did the cream have any Bananas in it by any chance?

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Did the cream have any Bananas in it by any chance?

No that is the problem.

 

No that is the problem.

Denial of the truth is how Essessdon has gotten to where they are now.

I say Ban all Bananas and make the AFL a better place.

LOL

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Did the cream have any Bananas in it by any chance?

ooh.. a banana cream...mmmmm

Denial of the truth is how Essessdon has gotten to where they are now.

I say Ban all Bananas and my the AFL a brtter place.

LOL

we dont Ban Bananas here !!!

ooh.. a banana cream...mmmmm

Sounds like a chocolate, or perhaps a biscuit ... :-)

Sounds like a chocolate, or perhaps a biscuit ... :-)

Oh my GOD that how they got away with it.

Hidden their drugs in biscuits so noone would know.

Tims Tams with a bit more wham !

'Iced' Vo Vo s

you might be on to something Frog

Tims Tams with a bit more wham !

'Iced' Vo Vo s

you might be on to something Frog

Don't think Tim Tams or Iced Vo Vo's come in Banana so maybe they are actual approved as claimed by Essendon?


Don't think Tim Tams or Iced Vo Vo's come in Banana so maybe they are actual approved as claimed by Essendon?

Not Tim Tams Tim's Tams... a 'modified" recipe ....theyve got that little bit extra get up and go !!! lol

Not Tim Tams Tim's Tams... a 'modified" recipe ....theyve got that little bit extra get up and go !!! lol

Tim's or James?

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Suppose I shouldn't mention chocolate teddy bears at this time.

Suppose I shouldn't mention chocolate teddy bears at this time.

Only if you're providing the Port :)
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Only if you're providing the Port :)

Can we use Kahlua instead?


Can we use Kahlua instead?

I spose :)

Can't say Ive tried the teddy bear sucking trick with Kahlua . :)

I spose :)

Can't say Ive tried the teddy bear sucking trick with Kahlua . :)

Whoa! Sounds like too much information to me! :blink:

 

Banana Teddy Bears?


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