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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Can hardly wait for you report LOL

might be a week or two...local cafe isnt known for speed, just a good cup :)

 

The 2 weeks for the elbow by Mckernan is an absolute disgrace. A thug act. Sheahan OTC, said as much and said the 3 weeks given to Spencer, for standing still and being run into, was wrong.

Will we ever see logic and consistency at the match review. In all its recent forms its failed. Always, or at least often , so varying in its discourse of penalties as to make the place farcial.

Until more voice and weight given to perhaps those recently retired from the game then I cant see how it will remedy. It cant help either that the rules are just rubbish now in so many parts of the game. Over complication of ajudication leads to too many areas of intepretation.

Im not really sure what the answer is tbh only that what is current is bogus

Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly.

The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily.

The alpacas would it.

 

Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly.

The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily.

The alpacas would it.

Hi bbo glad to see you are having a good time mate.

Don't rush back

Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly.

The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily.

The alpacas would it.

you mean you didn't take the alpacas with you? How mean is that

been on any decent fox hunts bbo?


Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly.

The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily.

The alpacas would it.

Can ya be a good wee laddie and say hello to my ol mate Glen... cant remember his last name but its on the bottle !! ^_^

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Can ya be a good wee laddie and say hello to my ol mate Glen... cant remember his last name but its on the bottle !! ^_^

Don't forget his cousin Johnny.

Don't forget his cousin Johnny.

I prefer their cousin, Honey

 

Don't forget his cousin Johnny.

IMHO, you only reach for Johnny when the dunny needs cleaning ...

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Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly.

The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily.

The alpacas would it.

Keep enjoying it, BBO. Hope the lack of darkness is not keeping you awake.


IMHO, you only reach for Johnny when the dunny needs cleaning ...

and abrasions that need attention.

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Must confess I have never had a glass of scotch in my life, so I wouldn't know about the different ones. Most I have had is a small sip, once or twice.

Must confess I have never had a glass of scotch in my life, so I wouldn't know about the different ones. Most I have had is a small sip, once or twice.

Like most things in life Redleg the more you pay the better it gets.

Medium priced Single malt is the starting point.

Anything below that is best used as an antiseptic IMO

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Like most things in life Redleg the more you pay the better it gets.

Medium priced Single malt is the starting point.

Anything below that is best used as an antiseptic IMO

I'll stick to my banana smoothies and banana dacquiries.

I'll stick to my banana smoothies and banana dacquiries.

Hard to toss


Must confess I have never had a glass of scotch in my life, so I wouldn't know about the different ones. Most I have had is a small sip, once or twice.

heathen !!! :huh:

and abrasions that need attention.

Nah - more likely cause infection, OD :-). I am not much of a drinker, but a couple of years residing within a drop kick of The Malt Shovel made a few basics rub off: no blends, single malt only, the more unpronounceable the better ...

I'll stick to my banana smoothies and banana dacquiries.

Perhaps a red banana dacquairi, RL?

or a Banana McDacquiri ( made with Drambuie )

You do know Football is a Drug free game which includes alcohol so I guess it tea and scones for everyone.

LOL


You do know Football is a Drug free game which includes alcohol so I guess it tea and scones for everyone.

LOL

looked at the AFL's sponsors lately... I dont think we need to have tea !!! lol

looked at the AFL's sponsors lately... I dont think we need to have tea !!! lol

True we can also have scones ROFL

True we can also have scones ROFL

You can't go past a good date scone (mind you, I don't remember having a bad one :-)

 

You can't go past a good date scone (mind you, I don't remember having a bad one :-)

Shhhh its Banana, Carrot or Banana/Carrot here.

The talk of dates will upset the masses

LOL


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