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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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What the hell has happened to Dale Roberts not a mention of him anywhere?

probably in the last week *wink*
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    What the hell has happened to Dale Roberts not a mention of him anywhere?

    sshh, keep it under your hat. loose lips and all that

    and I told you the target is really his cuz so lets not use names

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    sshh, keep it under your hat. loose lips and all that

    and I told you the target is really his cuz so lets not use names

    Ok hence forth he is John Smith ( wink wink )

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    Has his case come up yet?

    pleaded diminished social awareness being a footballer and got off with a warning and no conviction

    so everything cherry ripe

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    Dale has been earmarked by the club for our last rookie spot as they have kept him under wraps and believe no one else knows about him. He will then be uplifted on the first long term injury. We have arranged a job for him at a wholesale fruiterer in the banana department. Things are looking good.

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    Hey we lost one I wanted to keep dc

    This was not in my plan

    yeah I would have kept him but not too fussed. Wasn't A-grade and only a few years left

    pedersen if we get may be able to fill in across backline when needed and a better kick

    don't think it will hurt too much

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    Sad to see Riv go. He was a loyal Dee and a good player for us. Wish him the best.

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    Just spent cpl days in Adelaide, not a happy lot !!!! Lol

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    Port given two priority picks just when AFL said no more. Clearly their two picks are not compo.

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    Now we move on to the last 6 days of trade time.

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    Club has asked me not to mention Dale Roberts again. So I won't. Oh I just did. Well not again. He is being hidden.

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    Expect this week to be more exciting than the last couple. Should be a lot of players changing clubs. This draft, especially after the first 25 picks or so, doesn't appear to be as wanted by the clubs as many thought.

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    Club has asked me not to mention Dale Roberts again. So I won't. Oh I just did. Well not again. He is being hidden.

    Cant play ,smokes ice ,eats burgers all day ,has brain damage .

    Should not have mentioned all these assets.

    The pies will be after him now.

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    Cant play ,smokes ice ,eats burgers all day ,has brain damage .

    ............................

    That's just a smokescreen. An impeccable source tells me that he recently visited the Dangerfield school of concussion. A certainty to be right next week.

    ps. I hope there is more activity on the trade front next week, if only to keep me away from this thread for a while longer (lol).

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    I am working on a banana flavoured multi vitamin tablet. Should make me millions.

    BTW I actually had a banana smoothie yesterday and it was a beauty. Bought at "The Spot", Balaclava Road Caulfield, near the Hawthron Road junction.

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    I am working on a banana flavoured multi vitamin tablet. Should make me millions.

    BTW I actually had a banana smoothie yesterday and it was a beauty. Bought at "The Spot", Balaclava Road Caulfield, near the Hawthron Road junction.

    Great stuff Redleg-I'm glad you are using your spare time wisely.Just keep in mind that when your product is available for release , Ricky ponting and Shane Watson will not be able to advertise for you as they already have deals that may conflict.(Suisse vitamins and KFC). How about we develop a Banana shaped cigar and get Monica Lewinsky to do the ad .Yeah ,how bout it .

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    Great stuff Redleg-I'm glad you are using your spare time wisely.Just keep in mind that when your product is available for release , Ricky ponting and Shane Watson will not be able to advertise for you as they already have deals that may conflict.(Suisse vitamins and KFC). How about we develop a Banana shaped cigar and get Monica Lewinsky to do the ad .Yeah ,how bout it .

    you're not just a pretty face eh biffo

    love ya work

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    Great stuff Redleg-I'm glad you are using your spare time wisely.Just keep in mind that when your product is available for release , Ricky ponting and Shane Watson will not be able to advertise for you as they already have deals that may conflict.(Suisse vitamins and KFC). How about we develop a Banana shaped cigar and get Monica Lewinsky to do the ad .Yeah ,how bout it .

    Next you will suggest we get Brynne Edelsten to do the ads for Sugardaddy.com in her banana colored ferrari.

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    you're not just a pretty face eh biffo

    love ya work

    Thanks for your support Phantom.

    We do what we can with the tools we have been given.

    Got any inventions/business ideas?

    I'm always available for consultation.

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    Next you will suggest we get Brynne Edelsten to do the ads for Sugardaddy.com in her banana colored ferrari.

    Genius-I'm in.

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    Genius-I'm in.

    We would have to dub her voice as it is an incomprehensible screech.

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