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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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So many rumours and so many players we are allegedly after, my head is spinning.

 

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So many rumours and so many players we are allegedly after, my head is spinning.

http://youtu.be/hnR3Rln5qzc


stardate -171753.42269152726

Captain Archer reports a decaying radio broadcast of unspecified origin but believed to be that of relayed message sent from the once existant AFL headquarters timestamped to the era of the Republic of Oceania's reign pre that of the United Confederations. approx late 21st Century ( pre-stardate )

the message is deteriorated but the words "the investigation into tanking is ongoing " can be made out.

According to Starfleet data this refers to an ancient enquiry that apparently led to no conclusion and was eventually given away as a waste of time and resources.

Take us to Warp No 1 !!

So many rumours and so many players we are allegedly after, my head is spinning.

Melbourne today announced the targetting of the Hawthorn list and, in an apparantly associated development, the creation of a steering committee to evaluate designs for a new guernsey

However sources at the club said that Mark Robinsons article, referred to by himself

in tonights 360 tv show,that Don Scott and Gary Ayres had been approached with a view to a joint coaching appointment at the club,were probably not accurate

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There is a lot of misinformation out there.

 

So many rumours and so many players we are allegedly after, my head is spinning.

You are right the trading period is 7 hours old and there must be a thousand remours already.

99% of which probably have no basis in fact.

Everyone is guessing.

Oh dear I think I will leave the country for a three week break

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Bombers have gone hard to get Goddard. Hope it upsets a few of their other players.


From today's Age -

The AFL said today the investigation into claims Melbourne tanked during Dean Bailey's tenure as coach are ongoing.

AFL rules out priority picks this year

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The AFL have said the investigation into alleged tanking claims concerning the Melbourne Football Club will take "as long as it takes to complete", they will interview "everyone and anyone" associated with the club regarding these allegations until they are satisfied before announcing any findings.

Hence we know FA has already commenced and trade period starts next week. So "if" any findings or recommended sanctions are announced by the AFL during this period - you "would think" - not influence the trade and draft period for 2012. As it has already commenced.

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I have so much on my mind, I am getting a migraine and will surely not sleep until the rookie draft is over in December.

Some of the issues I am dealing with are: will JV get through to the second round, will we get Dawes, Wellingham, Stevens, Caddy, Pedersen, Rodan, Jacobs, Butcher, Salopek, Byrnes, Young, etc, will we lose Martin, Rivers, Moloney, Morton, Petterd, Spencer, Cook, Davis, Bennell, Bate, Dunn, Sylvia etc, will we get anything for Jurrah, what compo will we get for Rivers, Moloney and Bate, will we trade for Hogan, will we draft Toumpas , Grundy, Kennedy, MacRae, Stringer, Mayes, Wines, Jaksch etc.

This a nightmare..

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Tippett - Swans or Suns?

I'll say Suns.

I have so much on my mind, I am getting a migraine and will surely not sleep until the rookie draft is over in December.

Some of the issues I am dealing with are: will JV get through to the second round, will we get Dawes, Wellingham, Stevens, Caddy, Pedersen, Rodan, Jacobs, Butcher, Salopek, Byrnes, Young, etc, will we lose Martin, Rivers, Moloney, Morton, Petterd, Spencer, Cook, Davis, Bennell, Bate, Dunn, Sylvia etc, will we get anything for Jurrah, what compo will we get for Rivers, Moloney and Bate, will we trade for Hogan, will we draft Toumpas , Grundy, Kennedy, MacRae, Stringer, Mayes, Wines, Jaksch etc.

This a nightmare..

I think I am in the same nightmare.

It will probably end up being 20% of the above.

But what the hell would I know!


Tippett - Swans or Suns?

I'll say Suns.

Suns here too
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Tippett - Swans or Suns?

I'll say Suns.

I've said Suns since the story broke and I am not changing.

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We are about 13% of the way through the trading period and it is already the greatest sop opera in AFL history.

Rumours, half truths, lies and made up stories.

God what is this going to be like in two weeks time.

My head hurts

Think I will go lie down now.

dominos fall ...one by one :)


We are about 13% of the way through the trading period and it is already the greatest sop opera in AFL history.

Rumours, half truths, lies and made up stories.

God what is this going to be like in two weeks time.

My head hurts

Think I will go lie down now.

lol..yeah tis a bit. Still ought to get a bit fair dinkum around 10 on monday me thinks
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We are about 13% of the way through the trading period and it is already the greatest sop opera in AFL history.

Rumours, half truths, lies and made up stories.

God what is this going to be like in two weeks time.

My head hurts

Think I will go lie down now.

I suggest a banana smoothie and a couple of panadol.

We are about 13% of the way through the trading period and it is already the greatest sop opera in AFL history.

Rumours, half truths, lies and made up stories.

God what is this going to be like in two weeks time.

My head hurts

Think I will go lie down now.

School's back next week. That might help.

 

We are about 13% of the way through the trading period and it is already the greatest sop opera in AFL history.

Rumours, half truths, lies and made up stories.

God what is this going to be like in two weeks time.

My head hurts

Think I will go lie down now.

We will wake you up when the F/S bids take place.

I suggest a banana smoothie and a couple of panadol.

And a long slug of bundaberg!


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