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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 03/12/2015 at 09:00, DemonFrog said:

Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

It needs something

 
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I think King is going to be a good coach for us, but he has a ready made excuse for this year if we have a bad season, with so many injuries in the pre season.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think King is going to be a good coach for us, but he has a ready made excuse for this year if we have a bad season, with so many injuries in the pre season.

Excessive injuries during pre season sounds like a coaching problem 😕 to me.

 
9 hours ago, Captain Jack Jordan said:

It needs something

Bananas and more red and blue should fix it

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Excessive injuries during pre season sounds like a coaching problem 😕 to me.

No, can’t blame coaching for these injuries.


7 hours ago, Redleg said:

No, can’t blame coaching for these injuries.

Not been paying much attention to the club this off season so unaware of any current injuries. But I find any problems are either coaching or Uncle Bitters fault. So if its not the coach it must be the latter. His spikes have a lot to answer for.

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2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Not been paying much attention to the club this off season so unaware of any current injuries. But I find any problems are either coaching or Uncle Bitters fault. So if its not the coach it must be the latter. His spikes have a lot to answer for.

Happy to blame Uncle.

On 07/02/2026 at 16:20, Redleg said:

Happy to blame Uncle.

The old UnclevBitters would not stay so quiet after being challenged like this! 🙄 Hope the old fella is well 👍 and looking after all those Alpacas he has on his gentleman estate? Alternatively, has he become a Collingwood supporter and now actually like us, so he has nothing bad to say about us?

 
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

The old UnclevBitters would not stay so quiet after being challenged like this! 🙄 Hope the old fella is well 👍 and looking after all those Alpacas he has on his gentleman estate? Alternatively, has he become a Collingwood supporter and now actually like us, so he has nothing bad to say about us?

Agree unusual for him to ignore such comment

But cannot concede re would ever lower himself to become Collingwood supporter.

On 07/02/2026 at 16:48, DemonFrog said:

Not been paying much attention to the club this off season so unaware of any current injuries. But I find any problems are either coaching or Uncle Bitters fault. So if its not the coach it must be the latter. His spikes have a lot to answer for.

On 07/02/2026 at 19:20, Redleg said:

Happy to blame Uncle.

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

The old UnclevBitters would not stay so quiet after being challenged like this! 🙄 Hope the old fella is well 👍 and looking after all those Alpacas he has on his gentleman estate? Alternatively, has he become a Collingwood supporter and now actually like us, so he has nothing bad to say about us?

2 hours ago, dpositive said:

Agree unusual for him to ignore such comment

But cannot concede re would ever lower himself to become Collingwood supporter.

Someone '@' him?...


4 hours ago, dpositive said:

Agree unusual for him to ignore such comment

But cannot concede re would ever lower himself to become Collingwood supporter.

So he has turned to the dark side!

On 28/01/2026 at 08:05, Redleg said:

Pretty hot at the moment.

The banana smoothies must be getting a good workout.

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On 28/01/2026 at 08:05, Redleg said:

2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

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It rained here yesterday

Sorry, not sure if this post belongs here but I wanted to ask...

Can you see your tickets on the MFC app?

I checked today and nothing is coming in my app even though I am sure I have linked the Ticketmaster account. Unless the tickets for the season will be visible closer to round 1?

12 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Sorry, not sure if this post belongs here but I wanted to ask...

Can you see your tickets on the MFC app?

I checked today and nothing is coming in my app even though I am sure I have linked the Ticketmaster account. Unless the tickets for the season will be visible closer to round 1?

Sorry 😞 I don't use the app and I can't watch live MFC games on a regular basis.


Just saw a music video on YouTube from Playlunch called Keith. Its a laugh and has Barry Hall in it, acting his normal self LOL 😆 😂 🤣 😄

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We might have a hard start to the season, with a long injury list, up against the Saints who have only Max King unavailable.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

We might have a hard start to the season, with a long injury list, up against the Saints who have only Max King unavailable.

No fear.... the baby Dees and old farts will clean them up. True dinks 😉

On 11/02/2026 at 15:25, DemonFrog said:

So he has turned to the dark side!

The Force is no longer with him DF!

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

We might have a hard start to the season, with a long injury list, up against the Saints who have only Max King unavailable.

I need to see how we performed against the Tigers and Roos in the two practise matches. We have been easy beats for St Kilda the last two seasons. In case anyone has forgotten we gave up 9 goal lead a few games back to lose. The saints have added some good players. Our additions in the main are kids and we have lost two GF winners add a new coach and learning a new game plan and I am not expecting much this year.


9 hours ago, Redleg said:

We might have a hard start to the season, with a long injury list, up against the Saints who have only Max King unavailable.

we lost to essendons reserves reserves once... never say never

5 hours ago, old dee said:

I need to see how we performed against the Tigers and Roos in the two practise matches. We have been easy beats for St Kilda the last two seasons. In case anyone has forgotten we gave up 9 goal lead a few games back to lose. The saints have added some good players. Our additions in the main are kids and we have lost two GF winners add a new coach and learning a new game plan and I am not expecting much this year.

So 2026 will suck for us? Got it!

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2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

So 2026 will suck for us? Got it!

No, if we get most of our injured players back, I am still optimistic.

I think I would be happy to retire McADam and take John Blight as a key back and if another retired, say Campbell or May, take a punt on Ah Mu.

I think if Ah Mu can be trained up as an AFL player, he could be a chance.

 
7 hours ago, gawnbeatsnerds said:

we lost to essendons reserves reserves once... never say never

That was the day I cancelled my membership 🙃

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

No, if we get most of our injured players back, I am still optimistic.

I think I would be happy to retire McADam and take John Blight as a key back and if another retired, say Campbell or May, take a punt on Ah Mu.

I think if Ah Mu can be trained up as an AFL player, he could be a chance.

I have spoken too my Viking GODS and they don't hold much hope for 2026 or 2027. Best we can do is in 2028. Who am I to argue 🤔 with the GODS? But maybe Uncle Bitters can, where is the old spiked head man?


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