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16 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Time for a licks lips emoji in the drop-down!

That couldn't possibly go wrong.

 
On 15/08/2025 at 20:45, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Home remedy readily available: ripe banana, good quality vanilla bean ice-cream, milk of choice, whizzer of choice.

OK, technically a milkshake, but that's all we ancients had when we Ilved in holes in t'roads.

I did make a Banana 🍌 Smoothie 🥤 for dinner last night. When Corporations fail us, we have to adapt.

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

I did make a Banana 🍌 Smoothie 🥤 for dinner last night. When Corporations fail us, we have to adapt.

Going for brunch and just may have one.

 
On 15/08/2025 at 21:40, Red and Bluebeard said:

Great title for a country & western song ...

There is only one song that I know the words and can sing loudly! And that is ITS A GRAND OLD FLAG. Is there any other song I need to know?

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2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

There is only one song that I know the words and can sing loudly! And that is ITS A GRAND OLD FLAG. Is there any other song I need to know?

Probably not.


Beechworth Ice Creamery always had Banana. They had an outlet at Bright as well

BUT are all closed for winter.

25 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Beechworth Ice Creamery always had Banana. They had an outlet at Bright as well

BUT are all closed for winter.

Definitely yummmmo . Had from both locations. Though ..being honest... had Salted Caranel and Rum & Raison 🙄🙄🙄

1 hour ago, dpositive said:

Beechworth Ice Creamery always had Banana. They had an outlet at Bright as well

BUT are all closed for winter.

I bet Beechworth and Bright boasted Boysenberry, Butterscotch, Blue Heaven, Biscuit and Bavarian Cherry besides!

 
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2 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I bet Beechworth and Bright boasted Boysenberry, Butterscotch, Blue Heaven, Biscuit and Bavarian Cherry besides!

And of course Baci, Berry, Bubblegum and Blueberry.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And of course Baci, Berry, Bubblegum and Blueberry.

Bravo!


On 22/08/2025 at 11:56, Redleg said:

And of course Baci, Berry, Bubblegum and Blueberry.

Does it come in a Suger Free version?

Edited by DemonFrog

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24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Does it come in a Suger Free version?

No just like our season, same old same old.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

No just like our season, same old same old.

It's just we have another 57 year plan for our next Premiership. So we can afford another 56 years of underperforming with our the need to change the plan.

One senior coach has just been appointed (West Perth) and another one to go (Melbourne)!


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5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

One senior coach has just been appointed (West Perth) and another one to go (Melbourne)!

I am probably more interested in the second one.

50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am probably more interested in the second one.

LOL there is no prizes for being second

On 25/08/2025 at 15:29, DemonFrog said:

It's just we have another 57 year plan for our next Premiership. So we can afford another 56 years of underperforming with our the need to change the plan.

Well, there could be some merit in projecting long range plans to deny the reality of variables and trends which provide euphoric short term emotional succour arising from success. Resilience could be built on frustration, despair and failure, When aligned with one fleeting outlier of success the magnitude of joy is overwhelming. I hope the club is seeking funding for the variety of health academics who can quantify and analyse this innovative and bold initiative.

Such studies can be aligned with the effects of banana smoothies supply, distribution and quality variation. Demonland has been instrumental in providing the data base for this ground-breaking research. The full resources of AI ( I remind you that is Artificial Intelligence) can be applied in this fruitless examination, The full range of Dland commentators who have over the journey developed and displayed their expertise in any sort of intelligence are invited to contribute. Of course most interest and controversy will be engendered from the artificial type. To Norris will of course contribute the usual tripe to add more irrelevance to the case, any comments attributed from him will be removed from any statistical analysis.

27 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Well, there could be some merit in projecting long range plans to deny the reality of variables and trends which provide euphoric short term emotional succour arising from success. Resilience could be built on frustration, despair and failure, When aligned with one fleeting outlier of success the magnitude of joy is overwhelming. I hope the club is seeking funding for the variety of health academics who can quantify and analyse this innovative and bold initiative.

Such studies can be aligned with the effects of banana smoothies supply, distribution and quality variation. Demonland has been instrumental in providing the data base for this ground-breaking research. The full resources of AI ( I remind you that is Artificial Intelligence) can be applied in this fruitless examination, The full range of Dland commentators who have over the journey developed and displayed their expertise in any sort of intelligence are invited to contribute. Of course most interest and controversy will be engendered from the artificial type. To Norris will of course contribute the usual tripe to add more irrelevance to the case, any comments attributed from him will be removed from any statistical analysis.

So you support another 57 year plan by Melbourne?

1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

So you support another 57 year plan by Melbourne?

Not at all

I need an irony/satire font.


1 hour ago, dpositive said:

Well, there could be some merit in projecting long range plans to deny the reality of variables and trends which provide euphoric short term emotional succour arising from success. Resilience could be built on frustration, despair and failure, When aligned with one fleeting outlier of success the magnitude of joy is overwhelming. I hope the club is seeking funding for the variety of health academics who can quantify and analyse this innovative and bold initiative.

Such studies can be aligned with the effects of banana smoothies supply, distribution and quality variation. Demonland has been instrumental in providing the data base for this ground-breaking research. The full resources of AI ( I remind you that is Artificial Intelligence) can be applied in this fruitless examination, The full range of Dland commentators who have over the journey developed and displayed their expertise in any sort of intelligence are invited to contribute. Of course most interest and controversy will be engendered from the artificial type. To Norris will of course contribute the usual tripe to add more irrelevance to the case, any comments attributed from him will be removed from any statistical analysis.

Keep the faith, dp: thus aligned, surely such studies can't be fruitless?!

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I feel somewhat ashamed to reveal this, but I have had matcha lattes in the last few days, as I heard matcha possesses several health benefits.

I have not forsaken the banana, as it holds a scared place in my daily life, but I have broadened my horizons somewhat and will now wait to see if the mooted benefits of matcha are in fact true.

No shame in broadening horizons, concerned that banana "scared' you and hope it is sacred which is more understandable.

I will wait with interest to see any benefits of matcha.

This is an indication of the research potential of demonland. Congratulations Red

 
6 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Keep the faith, dp: thus aligned, surely such studies can't be fruitless?!

The real question is whether they are bananaless ...

16 hours ago, Redleg said:

I feel somewhat ashamed to reveal this, but I have had matcha lattes in the last few days, as I heard matcha possesses several health benefits.

I have not forsaken the banana, as it holds a scared place in my daily life, but I have broadened my horizons somewhat and will now wait to see if the mooted benefits of matcha are in fact true.

One day you accept Mactcha Drinks instead of Banana based ones, next thing you're a Collingwood supporter. Once you start down the dark side you don't know where it will end. It's better to stay in the light and not listen to others who are peddling misinformation.


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