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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

clava non grata, red?

Appears that way.

 
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4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

obviously they don't like our quadriga

Not sure the umpires are chariot biased.

 
20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not sure the umpires are chariot biased.

quadriga has multiple meanings, red. one being "team" 


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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sounds like a type of whip to me.

It would.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sounds like a type of whip to me.

you must be mixing it up your flagella, uncle

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This will be a great test for us against the undefeated Cats at full strength, minus only Danger.

We still have a few guys to come back.

Arguably whatever the result, we might have more room for improvement, as far as playing personnel is concerned.

 
21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

you must be mixing it up your flagella, uncle

It can happen dc - in the excitement of the moment - as I'm sure you would understand.


i'm sure it's been discussed on some dl thread somewhere, but what's the reasoning for the scats home game being played at the mcg instead of at tpp

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4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'm sure it's been discussed on some dl thread somewhere, but what's the reasoning for the scats home game being played at the mcg instead of at tpp

It was our home game.

Sorry but don't know where else to post this. Has anyone else seen the amazing display from the Melbourne Victory goal keeper yesterday?

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11 minutes ago, loges said:

Sorry but don't know where else to post this. Has anyone else seen the amazing display from the Melbourne Victory goal keeper yesterday?

Was pretty good.

Carried the team to the next final.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

It was our home game.

oh, duh. that's what happens when you miss your medication.

now, where was i?


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7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

oh, duh. that's what happens when you miss your medication.

now, where was i?

Don't know but I was M 19 K 13.

On 28/04/2024 at 19:24, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sounds like a type of whip to me.

Of course it does.

You and your frivolous,  factotum flaggelations.

To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail' (Abraham Maslow)

(Sorry Uncle, I have no idea of the relevance of this quote but I've always wanted to use it).

On 29/04/2024 at 08:36, Redleg said:

This will be a great test for us against the undefeated Cats at full strength, minus only Danger.

We still have a few guys to come back.

Arguably whatever the result, we might have more room for improvement, as far as playing personnel is concerned.

Did we pass? 😁

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Did we pass? 😁

Yes.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Yes.

Good to know! 😁


 

Does politics get any better....

At 10.30am Tuesday in a New York City courtroom, five words changed the course of American history: “The people call Stormy Daniels.”

 

😃😃😃

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2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

 

Does politics get any better....

At 10.30am Tuesday in a New York City courtroom, five words changed the course of American history: “The people call Stormy Daniels.”

 

😃😃😃

Wouldn't they use her real name, Stephanie Gregory Clifford?

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Wouldn't they use her real name, Stephanie Gregory Clifford?

will she have to pay back her hush money? i assume she would have signed a confidentiality clause.

i haven't followed this one much so i don't really understand the charge. having consensual sex is not a crime. paying someone money to not advertise it is not a crime i wouldn't have thought. so what is the case about in a nutshell, mr leg?

 
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51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

will she have to pay back her hush money? i assume she would have signed a confidentiality clause.

i haven't followed this one much so i don't really understand the charge. having consensual sex is not a crime. paying someone money to not advertise it is not a crime i wouldn't have thought. so what is the case about in a nutshell, mr leg?

Its about Trump claiming the hush money as legal fees, probably for a tax deduction, or to further hide it.

There is nothing wrong with the hush money payment per se.

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4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Its about Trump claiming the hush money as legal fees, probably for a tax deduction, or to further hide it.

There is nothing wrong with the hush money payment per se.

so more like how they finally got capone, huh?


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