Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Author
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not toothless, just love a spongey chocolate-coated treat, which is great in case I ever do end up toothless. 

Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

 
4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

wagon_wheels_original.jpg

  • Author
10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

wagon_wheels_original.jpg

That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

 
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Certainly do.

Whitnall missed about 5 gimme goals and Travis Johnson was left alone to pick up 150 uncontested possessions in addition to several good players being “managed “.

That first clearance out of the middle for us and the space that opened up in the 50 was the easiest bit of football you'll see. 

Worst win I've ever been to. 

15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

It certainly is ;) 


21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

wagon_wheels_original.jpg

🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

Excuse me @Demonland can you please ban WCW and her ip address for life?

Edited by AzzKikA

19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

 
42 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

Pfft confectionery guy phoned it in the day they started making Wagon Wheels.

For starters, where are the spokes? And could you possibly get a thinner layer of jam? And what’s the white stuff? It’s certainly not cream.

A Peppermint Patty is exactly that… it’s peppermint and it’s a patty. No bs about it. 


Ms War and Mr Bub a Peppermint Slice is a biscuit the others are poor children's confectionery.

Edited by ManDee
You may place a comma to suit your view of me.

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

It's not even a bar shape.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

image.png.282ae812d5f730106e3912534533498f.png


Now C’mon Yawl, 

We are Demon supporters. We are Demonlander’s. We have social standing to uphold. 
 

image.jpeg.238bfc834cd58955c6fd0423be3b157b.jpeg

Peppermint Patties. Pfftt! Get outta that Collingwood gutter, suit up, and nibble on the real Peppermint patty 🤪😝😋

36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

 

Forgotten the old frys. Cheers. 

That must be the most annoying soundtrack EVER. I want to punch that guy.

The only time chocolate coated minty things shall pass my lips...... a Dinner Mint

After dinner.....of course

Most suitably  with a Port...  just so so would suffice....

Decent Port requires its own company...

 

  • Author

I am just waiting for someone to claim that a Tim Tam is a chocolate bar.


For those fans of mint chocolate and kit kats, this is quite nice.

image.thumb.png.641c502dff1b3b666ed2a95f03b48f28.png

7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

* you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

Urgh, you think you know someone and then they reveal a betrayal of decency like this.

Thin ice, WCW, thin ice.

3 hours ago, old dee said:

It's not even a bar shape.

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

 
11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

How do you St Albans people choose which items to shoplift?

  • Author

I am suffering memory loss.

I have absolutely no recollection of a Mintex bar.

I wonder if I have been hypnotised.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • AFLW REPORT: Collingwood

    Expectations of a comfortable win for Narrm at Victoria Park quickly evaporated as the match turned into a tense nail-biter. After a confident start by the Demons, the Pies piled on pressure and forced red and blue supporters to hold their collective breath until after the final siren. In a frenetic, physical contest, it was Captain Kate’s clutch last quarter goal and a missed shot from Collingwood’s Grace Campbell after the siren which sealed a thrilling 4-point win. Finally, Narrm supporters could breathe easy.

      • Thumb Down
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1 reply
  • CASEY: Williamstown

    The Casey Demons issued a strong statement to the remaining teams in the VFL race with a thumping 76-point victory in their Elimination Final against Williamstown. This was the sixth consecutive win for the Demons, who stormed into the finals from a long way back with scalps including two of the teams still in flag contention. Senior Coach Taylor Whitford would have been delighted with the manner in which his team opened its finals campaign with high impact after securing the lead early in the game when Jai Culley delivered a precise pass to a lead from Noah Yze, who scored his first of seven straight goals for the day. Yze kicked his second on the quarter time siren, by which time the Demons were already in control. The youngster repeated the dose in the second term as the Seagulls were reduced to mere

      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Collingwood

    Narrm time isn’t a standard concept—it’s the time within the traditional lands of Narrm, the Woiwurrung name for Melbourne. Indigenous Round runs for rounds 3 and 4 and is a powerful platform to recognise the contributions of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples in sport, community, and Australian culture. This week, suburban footy returns to the infamous Victoria Park as the mighty Narrm take on the Collingwood Magpies at 1:05pm Narrm time, Sunday 31 August. Come along if you can.

      • Thumb Down
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 9 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: St. Kilda

    The Dees demolished the Saints in a comprehensive 74-pointshellacking.  We filled our boots with percentage — now a whopping 520.7% — and sit atop the AFLW ladder. Melbourne’s game plan is on fire, and the competition is officially on notice.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • REPORT: Collingwood

    It was yet another disappointing outcome in a disappointing year, with Melbourne missing the finals for the second consecutive season. Indeed, it wasn’t even close, as the Demons' tally of seven wins was less than half the number required to rank among the top eight teams in the competition. When the dust of the game settled and supporters reflected on Melbourne's  six-point defeat at the hands of close game specialists Collingwood, Max Gawn's words about his team’s unfulfilled potential rang true … well, almost. 

      • Thanks
    • 1 reply
  • POSTGAME: Collingwood

    Thank god this season is over. Bring on 2026.

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 379 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.