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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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17 hours ago, Redleg said:

I’m lost.

I thought lawyers and criminating were closely related.... 🤣 

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Gratuitous flattery is not welcome around here.

Haven't you given up banning people yet?Ā 

9 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I thought lawyers and criminating were closely related.... 🤣 

Redleg’s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice.Ā 

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6 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Yep, really seriously deranged.

Seems you’re not the only one who thinks so, NC. I sent pics I had taken with some of our players this morning to my sons. This exchange between two of them…

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Seems you’re not the only one who thinks so, NC. I sent pics I had taken with some of our players this morning to my sons. This exchange between two of them…

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Least they have eachother!


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5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Redleg’s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice.Ā 

Well some Barristers are nice.

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5 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Haven't you given up banning people yet?Ā 

Nearly.

14 hours ago, demosaw said:

Least they have eachother!

I just tell them the usual… ā€œI love all 25 of you equallyā€ 😁

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42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just tell them the usual… ā€œI love all 25 of you equallyā€ 😁

SO you are fickle?

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

SO you are fickle?

I guess I am. Of the 25 only three are permanently on the list… Langers, Harmesy and Nibbler. Kidding of course. The three I manufactured are permanent. The other 22 are subject to change.


On 2/11/2023 at 4:15 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Redleg’s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice.Ā 

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! šŸ˜†

On 2/11/2023 at 9:57 PM, Redleg said:

Nearly.

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

Maybe.

19 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

Not a foory follower myself,Ā  but all for a good resolution from time to time šŸ™‚

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20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! šŸ˜†

So nice. Thank you.


5 hours ago, ManDee said:

Not a foory follower myself,Ā  but all for a good resolution from time to time šŸ™‚

Nice one. I will get OD to post about barketball next ... 😁

On 2/11/2023 at 2:04 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You clearly haven’t seen our Demon Army ponchos. They may not be fashionable or flattering, but they’d withstand any amount of any animal pee. After all, they keep us dry and warm at Casey.Ā 

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

On 2/11/2023 at 3:59 PM, Redleg said:

Well I think I am outvoted, so everyone please indulge in gratuitous flattery, you wonderful, beautiful people.

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

21 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

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32 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Mrs Bucket GIFs | Gfycat

Ah, monseir Daisycutter, surely one more little compliment cannot hurt?

We all know that this flattery is wafer thin.


12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit.Ā 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb.Ā 

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Added a parting salvo

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!

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42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit.Ā 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb.Ā 

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.  😈

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.  😈

Reminds me of that book ā€œ The Art of Prevaracationā€, which I just can’t decide whether or not to read.

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4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.


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