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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 minutes ago, old dee said:

Just a joke Mr. Leg

I am on antibiotics for an elbow infection and a side effect has been losing my sense of humour.

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Nothing much happening the next few days.

    .No another no footy Sunday!

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    We will have to keep discussing the lack of progress on a new training facility.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    We will have to keep discussing the lack of progress on a new training facility.

    Sadly there is nothing to discuss Mr. Leg. 

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    2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Aside from a gritty Grand Final happening right now on channel 7!

    It's a joke DP. 

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    Well done girls, great season topped off with the Flag.

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    5 minutes ago, old dee said:

    It's a joke DP. 

    😀

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    15 hours ago, old dee said:

    It's a joke DP. 

    This thread is about serious discussions with no joking around allowed unless there is a Banana or two involved 🤔 😅 😉 😬 😄 😳 

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    Ran out of bananas so no breakfast smoothie this morning. Was not happy to say the least..

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Any footy news around?

    I think we get to choice some players tonight who will probably spend their days at Casey. 

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    I think we get to choice some players tonight who will probably spend their days at Casey. 

    Actually only one player tonight.

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    Did someone say BANANA 🍌 👀 😳 🤔 😋 

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    • 2 weeks later...
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    On 11/30/2022 at 8:29 AM, layzie said:

    Frozen bananas aren't the same. 

    They are better than melted ones.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    They are better than melted ones.

    How is the elbow Mr. Leg?

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    How is the elbow Mr. Leg?

    I was lucky listening to Mrs. Redleg and going to Doctor straight away. Antibiotics did the trick. Will be able to resume handballing now. Thanks for asking:

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    A friend of mine just sent me this pic from the Billy Joel concert. Check out the drummer’s choice of attire…

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    ❤️💙 ❗️❗️❗️ ❤️💙

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    They are better than melted ones.

    Yeah but you know the feels 

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    16 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    A friend of mine just sent me this pic from the Billy Joel concert. Check out the drummer’s choice of attire…

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    ❤️💙 ❗️❗️❗️ ❤️💙

    One of the smartest attired drummers I have seen.

    BTW, my favourite Billy Joel song is Rosalinda’s Eyes and then My Life.

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    54 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    One of the smartest attired drummers I have seen.

    BTW, my favourite Billy Joel song is Rosalinda’s Eyes and then My Life.

    My favourite Billy Joel song has yet to be written and will likely never be written.  
    #NotAfanButLoveTheDrummer’sAttire

     

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    To all the posters and readers of this greatest footy thread in the world, I wish you all, happy and safe holiday times and a great start to the new year, a year in which the Dees dominate and win our next flag/cup 🏆.

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