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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Yes you only smile once every 57 years!

On that basis he has had his last smile DF. 

 
2 hours ago, old dee said:

On that basis he has had his last smile DF. 

Based on our previous form, the Board should sack our coach sometime in the 2022 season. So it maybe sometime before the next smile. But then again I could be wrong.

God I hope so!

On 2/7/2022 at 4:10 PM, daisycutter said:

can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

All those long Siberian winters no doubt help ...

 
On 2/9/2022 at 6:36 PM, old dee said:

On that basis he has had his last smile DF. 

I think he meant every Demons premiership, OD ... 😄

21 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I think he meant every Demons premiership, OD ... 😄

However he said once every 57 on the basis that he wont live that long it is his last smile.


On 2/1/2022 at 7:56 PM, picket fence said:

I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!

I loved Sweet.

I still remember the day of recording their songs off the radio with the sanyo cassette deck. I was annoyed when mamia mia pushed fox on the run off number one.

Edited by leave it to deever

On 2/12/2022 at 6:24 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

All those long Siberian winters no doubt help ...

Not too happy with those pesky ruskies at the minute.

On 2/13/2022 at 5:39 PM, old dee said:

However he said once every 57 on the basis that he wont live that long it is his last smile.

You never know ... perhaps the premiership cup contains a fountain of eternal youth? 😃

 
On 2/13/2022 at 7:26 PM, leave it to deever said:

Not too happy with those pesky ruskies at the minute.

Get Max over there to spew on a couple and that should sort it ... 😋

10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Get Max over there to spew on a couple and that should sort it ... 😋

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He looks too innocent 

Edited by DemonFrog


On 1/30/2022 at 9:15 PM, picket fence said:

I can honestly attest that Uncle knows his wine, his women and one or two songs😂

And one of them starts “It’s a grand old flag……..”.   What is the other one?

6 minutes ago, monoccular said:

And one of them starts “It’s a grand old flag……..”.   What is the other one?

Da ya think Im sexy

ROD STEWART

On 2/15/2022 at 6:51 PM, picket fence said:

Da ya think Im sexy

ROD STEWART

You think your a man

DIVINE

 

Edited by DemonFrog

On 2/15/2022 at 6:44 PM, monoccular said:

And one of them starts “It’s a grand old flag……..”.   What is the other one?

OR

I’m too sexy

RIGHT SAID FRED

 

Ima go ahead and say it… I’m so over ppl bitching and moaning about the Round One match schedule. I know not many consider a Wednesday night ideal, instead preferring a Sat/Sun arvo or a Friday night. But ffs, we finally won a premiership. Personally, I’d happily attend this match even if it was scheduled for 3am on a Monday, and we had to come in full *PPE. 

GO DEES!!! ❤️💙

* and we had to give a pint of blood and promise to surrender our firstborn. Oh, and toss in a kidney for good measure. Quit whinging… you’ve got two. 


4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ima go ahead and say it… I’m so over ppl bitching and moaning about the Round One match schedule. I know not many consider a Wednesday night ideal, instead preferring a Sat/Sun arvo or a Friday night. But ffs, we finally won a premiership. Personally, I’d happily attend this match even if it was scheduled for 3am on a Monday, and we had to come in full *PPE. 

GO DEES!!! ❤️💙

* and we had to give a pint of blood and promise to surrender our firstborn. Oh, and toss in a kidney for good measure. Quit whinging… you’ve got two. 

As long as I don't have to bee a Collingwood supporter,  l don't have a problem with giving up my first born etc.

  • 3 weeks later...

Oh, l don't have an actual first born so they would get nothing from me!

8 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Oh, l don't have an actual first born so they would get nothing from me!

Do you want one? I’ve got one, free to a good home. He’s fully house-trained, he’s had all his shots, he’s great with kids and he won’t leave hair all over your furniture. He doesn’t like footy, though. So, should you decide to adopt  him, remember… no takesies backsies. 😁

Speaking of kids…

On the weekend I was babysitting my friend’s 3yo and we’re flipping through old footy records (coz that’s what all 3yo kids love doing, right?) and he points to a pic of NicNat. “Who’s that?” the little fellah asks me. “That’s Nic Naitanui” says I. He looks at the pic for a few seconds, perplexed, then asks, “where’s Nat and Nui?” 😆

Bless. 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Do you want one? I’ve got one, free to a good home. He’s fully house-trained, he’s had all his shots, he’s great with kids and he won’t leave hair all over your furniture. He doesn’t like footy, though. So, should you decide to adopt  him, remember… no takesies backsies. 😁

He would need to be a one eyed West Perth/Melbourne Supporter before I could consider the matter any further!


2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Speaking of kids…

On the weekend I was babysitting my friend’s 3yo and we’re flipping through old footy records (coz that’s what all 3yo kids love doing, right?) and he points to a pic of NicNat. “Who’s that?” the little fellah asks me. “That’s Nic Naitanui” says I. He looks at the pic for a few seconds, perplexed, then asks, “where’s Nat and Nui?” 😆

Bless. 

I can understand wearing blue but to wear it with yellow is just way too weird. Better to keep such issues like this away from innocent children as it may impact their development e.g. that why we have so many Collingwood supporters!

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

I can understand wearing blue but to wear it with yellow is just way too weird. Better to keep such issues like this away from innocent children as it may impact their development e.g. that why we have so many Collingwood supporters!

And Richmond

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HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY, Y’ALL!

☘️ ☘️ céad míle fáilte  ☘️ ☘️

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
Thanks Daise 💕

 
9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY, Y’ALL!

☘️ ☘️ céad míle fáilte  ☘️ ☘️

what is street patrick?

11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 💚   🇮🇪  💚   🇮🇪   💚   🇮🇪   💚

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY, Y’ALL!

☘️ ☘️ céad míle fáilte  ☘️ ☘️

It is hard to be green!


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