Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

23 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

You never know, we could go 12-0 for the rest of the home and away season ...

 

Not sure what you are on R and B but please stop.

 

Bananas again!?

I need answers!?

 
  • Author

We need to cut down the outside run friday or it's curtains.

Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.

50 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

separated at birth?

image.png.eeddb86aa79b69b8b2b12f62737e248f.png

 

 

 

9E8122A4-EB5C-420B-9774-AED1C35AC336.jpeg


13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Greed is a powerful thing!

Lets go 20-0 and include the finals and next season.

Why stop there DF? If we include next season we could go 37-0! ???

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Not sure what you are on R and B but please stop.

Bananas, of course!

10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Bananas, of course!

How many bananas is too many?

 
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

How many bananas is too many?

No idea on the number but clearly R and B has over dosed.

11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Bananas, of course!

You have OD on potassium .


14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

How many bananas is too many?

Too many is not enough!

13 hours ago, old dee said:

You have OD on potassium .

Have I OD'd OD? O Dear! ??

7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Have I OD'd OD? O Dear! ??

Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

Looks like a sound plan DF. 

Bananas for breakfast to celebrate being on top of the ladder. We should send the pretenders (dogs) a bowl of apples for coming second.


On 5/27/2021 at 6:36 AM, DemonFrog said:

Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

That is harsh, DF. That sounds more like eternity in the seventh circle of hell ...

9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That is harsh, DF. That sounds more like eternity in the seventh circle of hell ...

Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

Now there is a comedy for these tough mental times. The lower they sink the better the pick for GWS. I doubt they will be accused of tanking. 

28 minutes ago, old dee said:

Now there is a comedy for these tough mental times. The lower they sink the better the pick for GWS. I doubt they will be accused of tanking. 

Their true value will also be seen in the end. Bring back Eddie!

12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

DF, you must be in a dark place to even consider such a horrendous thought. You need some penance, I think!

 


10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Their true value will also be seen in the end. Bring back Eddie!

Eddie who?

9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Eddie who?

He an annoying Filth supporter who helped sack their last premiership winning coach so he can have FIGJAM run the show.

15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

He an annoying Filth supporter who helped sack their last premiership winning coach so he can have FIGJAM run the show.

So we should thank him?

 

 
11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So we should thank him?

 

Exactly, we need him back as President. 

Well it's holy banana Sunday so here goes...

 


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREGAME: Carlton

    The Demons return to the MCG next week and will be looking to atone for a dismal performance in Perth as they take on the under the pump Blues. Who comes in and who goes out for our Round 3 match against the Carlton?

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 151 replies
  • REPORT: Fremantle

    Melbourne’s early surge of optimism came crashing back to reality in its clash with Fremantle at Optus Stadium on Saturday night. Just six days after unveiling its fun-filled, attack-minded style against the Saints, the Demons were met by a Dockers outfit determined to shut it down with a blend of speed, pressure, and physicality.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
  • CASEY: Footscray

    The Casey Demons faced a tough first up task taking on reigning VFL premiers Footscray at Mission Whitten Oval. The Bulldogs, who unfurled their premiership flag pre-game, had 15 AFL-listed players and their top VFL talent available, setting them up for their 15th consecutive win.

      • Thanks
    • 5 replies
  • POSTGAME: Fremantle

    The Demons were fumbly, inefficient, outrun and outgunned all over the field as they went down to the Dockers by 48 points at Optus Stadium in Perth.

      • Sad
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 308 replies
  • PODCAST: Fremantle

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 23rd March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees dismal loss to the Dockers in Perth.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THE QUESTIONS/COMMENTS TO ONE SPECIFIC TOPIC/PLAYER IN ORDER TO MAKE THE PREPARATION FOR THE PODCAST EASIER.

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 29 replies
  • VOTES: Fremantle

    Coming off Back to Back Demonland Player of the Year Award wins Captain Max Gawn is already in the lead followed by Jacob van Rooyen, Jai Culley, Kozzy Pickett & Jack Steele. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Like
    • 43 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.