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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I see that we haven't been put back on the footy board, even though we are the most popular footy thread ever on DL.

 
15 hours ago, Redleg said:

I see that we haven't been put back on the footy board, even though we are the most popular footy thread ever on DL.

I blame Uncle Bitters 

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4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

 

 

Edited by Redleg

 
On 6/23/2020 at 8:21 AM, DemonFrog said:

I blame Uncle Bitters 

Bah !! Ungrateful little tadpole!

After all the nice things I’ve said about you ............. !

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On 6/24/2020 at 2:52 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah !! Ungrateful little tadpole!

After all the nice things I’ve said about you ............. !

Don't be upset, it is probably due to that polluted water  he ingests in his lilypond.


On 6/26/2020 at 10:55 AM, Redleg said:

Don't be upset, it is probably due to that polluted water  he ingests in his lilypond.

True, I need to get rid of the out of control Eagles and Docker pollution that has infected most of WA!

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Bring on the 2021 season!

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On 7/8/2020 at 4:12 PM, DemonFrog said:

Bring on the 2021 season!

We are not out of this one yet.

 
On 7/28/2020 at 1:15 PM, Redleg said:

We are not out of this one yet.

It’s only a matter of a few more games.

The Brisbane Bear are just better at player development, so it time for another team rebuild. My money on Uncle Bitters in the ruck and Old Dee in the forward line.

 

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23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

It’s only a matter of a few more games.

The Brisbane Bear are just better at player development, so it time for another team rebuild. My money on Uncle Bitters in the ruck and Old Dee in the forward line.

 

I’ve given up.


4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I’ve given up.

So has our 2020 AFL team.

Its all about the 2021 season from now on.

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

So has our 2020 AFL team.

 

That's why I have too.

Just heading out to grab a drink at a local bar and watch the second half of the game. What are all the Melbourian’s up to? Toot toot, Ethan. 

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14 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Just heading out to grab a drink at a local bar and watch the second half of the game. What are all the Melbourian’s up to? Toot toot, Ethan. 

I got this, staying home watching Netflix or the 1964 VFL grand final?

Edited by DemonFrog

A banana sandwich for lunch, something’s can actually triumph over the virus lock down , illness and the Dees never ending performances from a bottom half team. Bananas,


On 8/7/2020 at 10:55 AM, old dee said:

A banana sandwich for lunch, something’s can actually triumph over the virus lock down , illness and the Dees never ending performances from a bottom half team. Bananas,

Then I will not tell you that the world supply of banana is again under serious threat. Eat them while you still want can!

Just now, DemonFrog said:

Then I will not tell you that the world supply of banana is again under serious threat. Eat them while you still want can!

I am glad you did not tell me that DF.

May be we need to recruit Banana Man before it is too late and we are forced to have Pineapples!

The Victorian lock down has really impacted this thread.

I think the disinterest on this thread has infected the coverage as no free to air out here in NE Vic.

Youd reckon there would be enough Pies supporters to get coverage on one of the three 7 outlets to out rate Pawn stars or similar dross on at this time.


Just now, dpositive said:

I think the disinterest on this thread has infected the coverage as no free to air out here in NE Vic.

Youd reckon there would be enough Pies supporters to get coverage on one of the three 7 outlets to out rate Pawn stars or similar dross on at this time.

Reprise Yorkshire Vet, American Pickers, Border Patrol, Still showing Optus stadium Perth for Prime 7.

16 hours ago, dpositive said:

Reprise Yorkshire Vet, American Pickers, Border Patrol, Still showing Optus stadium Perth for Prime 7.

I feel your pain!

 

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I feel your pain!

Thanks Frog 

perhaps they knew Pies fans would not want to watch and victory might improve profile of MFC matches for future.

 
1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I was wondering what happened to this thread but then again, it is about a bloke who isn’t getting a regular game at AFL level but rather, running around in leftover 12 v 12 hub games played on reclaimed mangrove swamps infested by alligators.

That is no way to talk about Uncle Bitters!


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