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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Is he as tight with Pinot as your daughter Red?

Edit. Or is that Old Dees daughter?

Must be OD, as I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

 
18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Must be OD, as I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

My bad

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Game of the year tonight. I hope I can find a seat.

 
On 7/25/2019 at 5:24 PM, Moonshadow said:

Welcome back Toady. Where have you been?

Just got out of rehab to over come my disappointment that the Dees will not be playing in the Grand final this year.


1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Just got out of rehab to over come my disappointment that the Dees will not be playing in the Grand final this year.

I suspect you've got quite a bit of work to do yet, Toady

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Nearly over.

Me thinks it was over quite some time ago

 
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Well someone will have to go to Tasmania to play for us, or at least make an appearance during the game.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well someone will have to go to Tasmania to play for us, or at least make an appearance during the game.

Why not forfeit I would prefer that.


On 8/15/2019 at 8:32 PM, Moonshadow said:

Is he as tight with Pinot as your daughter Red?

Edit. Or is that Old Dees daughter?

Close Mr Shadow. My sister. Don't tell Bbo but I enjoyed a bottle last night.

Hello darkness my old friend....

I think that was by Simon Can Get Funkled.

14 minutes ago, old dee said:

Why not forfeit I would prefer that.

we effectively will ;)

13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

we effectively will ;)

Have if we go in with last week's side. 

10 minutes ago, old dee said:

Have if we go in with last week's side. 

we've got last weeks FD !! ;)


4 hours ago, old dee said:

Close Mr Shadow. My sister. Don't tell Bbo but I enjoyed a bottle last night.

Thanks for the invite.... not.

Somethings wrong. I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets....

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Thanks for the invite.... not.

People might find how good this Pinot is and I need continued supply.

Self interest you say!

YES.

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

55 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

Someone stole your single malt! Is there no end to this torment?


I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.

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First year in ages I have absolutely no interest in the Finals. 

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

First year in ages I have absolutely no interest in the Finals. 

I have had little interest for nearly 20 years Mr. Leg what keep you going?

 
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2 minutes ago, old dee said:

I have had little interest for nearly 20 years Mr. Leg what keep you going?

A love of the game. It has now turned to disinterest.

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A love of the game. It has now turned to disinterest.

I still like the game but I find enjoyment in it at lower levels. 

AFL at the top level leaves me cold, it is just about the money and has been for sometime. 

Only my stupid love affair with the Dees keeps me interested. 


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