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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Don’t say that until you see the quality of the booze that the lawyers come up with

You don't like the $3.00 bottles of chardonay and sav blanc at Dan Murphy's?

Snob!

 

 
7 hours ago, Redleg said:

You don't like the $3.00 bottles of chardonay and sav blanc at Dan Murphy's?

Snob!

 

Where are they ? Can only find the $5 ones... You must really know how to ferret in those low and dark places !! 

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

You don't like the $3.00 bottles of chardonay and sav blanc at Dan Murphy's?

Snob!

 

Actually that’s an improvement.

I was expecting spewmante .

 
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28 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Actually that’s an improvement.

I was expecting spewmante .

How much is that a bottle? Or is it sold by the bucket?


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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

I really am more of a hands on type

I’ve heard that.

 
41 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

last week's game against carlscum was so tense in the last qtr i got the angela merkels

I have them everyday dc

A slurp of Shiraz cures them


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have them everyday dc

A slurp of Shiraz cures them

That what Angela Merkel said too

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13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Big cricket game tonight 

Jeez I hate the pommy bastards!

You will hate them more now.

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Big cricket game tonight 

Jeez I hate the pommy bastards!

Well that was a fizz !

Put a selection line through Handscombe, Maxwell and Stoinis and start looking for replacements.

A bright light through the series was Carey who must now be in serious consideration for a test birth.

 

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Went out for dinner with the wife and another couple last night and joined by WJ who was solo with his wife away.

I actually thought it was basil Fawlty's restaurant.

The service didn't exist.

No fish or veal as they ran out at 7.00pm.

My wife's meal came 1 hour after the rest of us got ours and was inedible.

WJ and mine came about 20 minutes after the other couple got theirs'.

I actually started to look around for a camera.

As we walked out another table had half the people eating and the other half waiting for their meal.

Lastly we spoke to another table who had been waiting over an hour for something to eat.

I should have gone into the kitchen to say hello to Basil and Manuel.

 

 


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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Did you watch that [censored] poor performance Red?

Unfortunately I watched some of it.

We put in a shocker.

I actually hope NZ smash them.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Unfortunately I watched some of it.

We put in a shocker.

I actually hope NZ smash them.

Agreed! It's possible but the Kiwis lack depth. If their big guns fire they are a chance.

 

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Went out for dinner with the wife and another couple last night and joined by WJ who was solo with his wife away.

I actually thought it was basil Fawlty's restaurant.

The service didn't exist.

No fish or veal as they ran out at 7.00pm.

My wife's meal came 1 hour after the rest of us got ours and was inedible.

WJ and mine came about 20 minutes after the other couple got theirs'.

I actually started to look around for a camera.

As we walked out another table had half the people eating and the other half waiting for their meal.

Lastly we spoke to another table who had been waiting over an hour for something to eat.

I should have gone into the kitchen to say hello to Basil and Manuel.

 

 

This sort of stuff amazes me. The food industry is highly competitive and notoriously fickle. Places than don't bring their A game consistently don't last.

 

Although if it's frequented by lawyers it must be a seedy establishment anyway.

and the name of this fine establishment Red....so we can avoid !! lol

25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

This sort of stuff amazes me. The food industry is highly competitive and notoriously fickle. Places than don't bring their A game consistently don't last.

 

Although if it's frequented by lawyers it must be a seedy establishment anyway.

I've heard that they knew in advance a couple of lawyers were to be there.

Other nights its a hatted restaurant.

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I've heard that they knew in advance a couple of lawyers were to be there.

Other nights its a hatted restaurant.

Actually 3 lawyers at our table. 


12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Actually 3 lawyers at our table. 

No wonder the service was bad! Bet the non lawyer made the booking & arrived first. 

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9 minutes ago, ManDee said:

No wonder the service was bad! Bet the non lawyer made the booking & arrived first. 

Taking a big risk on a major law suit.

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Taking a big risk on a major law suit.

Not really, my guess is that responding to me has cost two clients 22 minutes and 47 minutes respectively, (based loosely on ability to pay). Getting them to fund a suit against me may be beyond even your remarkable skills, heaven forbid funding it yourself!

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NB: Due to diminished capacity, not worth the effort.

 
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2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Not really, my guess is that responding to me has cost two clients 22 minutes and 47 minutes respectively, (based loosely on ability to pay). Getting them to fund a suit against me may be beyond even your remarkable skills, heaven forbid funding it yourself!

Not suing you, suing the Restaurant. Why would we sue you?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Not suing you, suing the Restaurant. Why would we sue you?

Jointly and severally? No, good point why sue me? Mind you we did place a huge takeaway order just as you arrived.


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