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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No, not a relo Moonie but seems as though he would have been a jolly fine chap. 

I'm sure he would have been a big hit at The Manor.

Good advice for all of us, nonetheless. 

 
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Everybody seems pretty upbeat on DL this week. 

Gill's Coaches' dinner must have gone off well then.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Everybody seems pretty upbeat on DL this week. 

Gill's Coaches' dinner must have gone off well then.

if gil wants to get real state of the nation afl feedback, then he should invite the demonland illuminati around for dinner. it might be too much of shock for him, but


9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

if gil wants to get real state of the nation afl feedback, then he should invite the demonland illuminati around for dinner. it might be too much of shock for him, but

Date, time and venue ? ??

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

if gil wants to get real state of the nation afl feedback, then he should invite the demonland illuminati around for dinner. it might be too much of shock for him, but

 

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Date, time and venue ? ??

Maybe “ downstairs “ at The Manor would be appropriate 

BYO of course 

19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Maybe “ downstairs “ at The Manor would be appropriate 

BYO of course 

You're  so cheap lol

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Maybe “ downstairs “ at The Manor would be appropriate 

BYO of course 

"Downstairs" = dungeon.

Be afraid, be very afraid.


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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Don’t say that until you see the quality of the booze that the lawyers come up with

You don't like the $3.00 bottles of chardonay and sav blanc at Dan Murphy's?

Snob!

 

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

You don't like the $3.00 bottles of chardonay and sav blanc at Dan Murphy's?

Snob!

 

Where are they ? Can only find the $5 ones... You must really know how to ferret in those low and dark places !! 

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

You don't like the $3.00 bottles of chardonay and sav blanc at Dan Murphy's?

Snob!

 

Actually that’s an improvement.

I was expecting spewmante .

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28 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Actually that’s an improvement.

I was expecting spewmante .

How much is that a bottle? Or is it sold by the bucket?


last week's game against carlscum was so tense in the last qtr i got the angela merkels

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

I really am more of a hands on type

I’ve heard that.

41 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

last week's game against carlscum was so tense in the last qtr i got the angela merkels

I have them everyday dc

A slurp of Shiraz cures them


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have them everyday dc

A slurp of Shiraz cures them

That what Angela Merkel said too

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13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Big cricket game tonight 

Jeez I hate the pommy bastards!

You will hate them more now.

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Big cricket game tonight 

Jeez I hate the pommy bastards!

Well that was a fizz !

Put a selection line through Handscombe, Maxwell and Stoinis and start looking for replacements.

A bright light through the series was Carey who must now be in serious consideration for a test birth.

 

 
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Went out for dinner with the wife and another couple last night and joined by WJ who was solo with his wife away.

I actually thought it was basil Fawlty's restaurant.

The service didn't exist.

No fish or veal as they ran out at 7.00pm.

My wife's meal came 1 hour after the rest of us got ours and was inedible.

WJ and mine came about 20 minutes after the other couple got theirs'.

I actually started to look around for a camera.

As we walked out another table had half the people eating and the other half waiting for their meal.

Lastly we spoke to another table who had been waiting over an hour for something to eat.

I should have gone into the kitchen to say hello to Basil and Manuel.

 

 


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