4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Welcome to sanctuary. We try to keep the outside world ( the nasty footy ) at bay....alas a few drop the ball and bring it in here but in the main it's fairly calm. 

It helps if you appreciate bananas

Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

Edited August 18, 20187 yr by Redleg

14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

That's ominous .... hmmmm

24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

That would be my fault Red. Bought all the banana muffins as there’s 2 house auctions in my street today. Thought I’d walk around and  sell them to the highest bidder. 

50 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Hi....first time poster but regular reader on this topic.I’m pretty frightened about the upcoming fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

Welcome to ththe nuthouse, where humour is a pre requisite and nastiness can GAGF. Let the sh.t dribble, after a while you’ll probably go bananas and we’ll never see you again!

Edited August 18, 20187 yr by MSFebey

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

The world has gone to hell in a hand basket Mr. Leg.

Potassium 

3 hours ago, old dee said:

The world has gone to hell in a hand basket Mr. Leg.

That is a strange name for a cafe ...

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

 Read a few pages and you might understand the origin. Fun meter turned off?

Yep

5 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

That would be my fault Red. Bought all the banana muffins as there’s 2 house auctions in my street today. Thought I’d walk around and  sell them to the highest bidder. 

What did you get?

12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What did you get?

A lot of left over Banana Muffins, was told I needed a banana license to sell. Where do you get them from? 

6 hours ago, Wolfturdo said:

Yep

Lighten up, you’ll live longer!  

6 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

A lot of left over Banana Muffins, was told I needed a banana license to sell. Where do you get them from? 

Banana Republic.

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Banana Republic.

Was gonna say this, but thought it would be too American for this thread.

Bananas 4Life

12 hours ago, layzie said:

Was gonna say this, but thought it would be too American for this thread.

You have the freedom to say whatever you want on this thread, as long as you don't plummet to the depths of humanity, where Biff and BBO reside.

Edited August 19, 20187 yr by Redleg

When will my grass start growing? Start of september? Later? Now?

1 minute ago, MSFebey said:

When will my grass start growing? Start of september? Later? Now?

The grass will grow grasshopper, when the green shoots open their eyes and reach for the sun.

Just now, Redleg said:

The grass will grow grasshopper, when the green shoots open their eyes and reach for the sun.

It's like waiting for a Demons finals appearance, always green shoots, but nothing ever happens

2 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

It's like waiting for a Demons finals appearance, always green shoots, but nothing ever happens

That is why grasshopper, they call it "watching grass grow".

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

That is why grasshopper, they call it "watching grass grow".

Lets hope my grass and a finals appearance don't have the same green shoots as Carlton master.

Carnarvon bananas over in the West are apparently sweeter and smaller than the bananas in this part of the country. 

Should we send Misson prior to the game to pick up a few kilos or have we packed enough?

Why do they put wax on bananas these days? I prefer mine wax free, unlike my girls.

4 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Why do they put wax on bananas these days? I prefer mine wax free, unlike my girls.

This is not an area grasshopper, that the master will comment on, on a football fan forum where youngsters may also be in attendance.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

This is not an area grasshopper, that the master will comment on, on a football fan forum where youngsters may also be in attendance.

There is no shame in waxing, my old school teacher used to wax his arms and for some weird reason I still wonder why? Many swimmers wax, runners, wrestlers.... legs, arms, head all fine. 

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

You have the freedom to say whatever you want on this thread, as long as you don't plummet to the depths of humanity, where Biff and BBO reside.

Definitely getting a feel for it.