14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

More Gilbert and Sullivan I'd reckon. Most laywers are pirates and OD would surely be a "modern major general".

I see myself more as the Mikado.

46 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I see myself more as the Mikado.

i see myself in a vision. there is a bright circular light hovering over my head, and through the mist i can see thousands, maybe millions of white robed people  on their knees staring at me ........ then i wake up with a thud as my head hits the floor

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I see myself more as the Mikado.

 

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i see myself in a vision. there is a bright circular light hovering over my head, and through the mist i can see thousands, maybe millions of white robed people  on their knees staring at me ........ then i wake up with a thud as my head hits the floor

For once, I see myself as sane.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

For once, I see myself as sane.

Get some Murine and wash out your eyes, that is not what you are seeing.

19 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I sprayed beer out of my nose from laughter after reading that. Thanks!

Glad you weren't drinking a banana smoothie, could have been quite messy.

Haven't heard much from the good Doctor of late.

I suppose he's preparing for the festive season. I understand it's a very big deal in Hopping Dicks and really draws the community together.

Apparently the Summer Solstice will do that. The body painting is supposed to be quite complex  but I believe the good pagans of Hopping Dicks simply get a few spray cans of Dulux from the local Bunnings and go at it furiously so that they can get straight into the naked dancing.

The bizarre sexual rituals that follow are supposed to be worth a look also but evidently they have considerable difficulty finding virgins for sacrifice in those parts.

It is rumoured that the good Doctor's alchemic skills provides "secret herbs and spices" which makes the barbequed possum something special when washed down with a cask of Aldi red.

On 18/12/2016 at 6:13 PM, Biffen said:

You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

Lol .. one of the funniest things ever scribbled here

On 12/18/2016 at 6:13 PM, Biffen said:

You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

Who are they? Never heard of them.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Who are they? Never heard of them.

Probably for the best Red. Biffen's tastes are, at best base and vulgar.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Probably for the best Red. Biffen's tastes are, at best base and vulgar.

thought for sure you'd paint him a picture  !! 

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

thought for sure you'd paint him a picture  !! 

Well if I was a painter bb, I certainly wouldn't use Biffen's  SCATtergun approach. 

56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well if I was a painter bb, I certainly wouldn't use Biffen's  SCATtergun approach. 

wouldnt have taken the G and G approach ?  I'm surprised  

On 20/12/2016 at 6:13 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well if I was a painter bb, I certainly wouldn't use Biffen's  SCATtergun approach. 

Wouldn't want to be around if he lets loose 

and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol).....

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?”

Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”

To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”

God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”

31 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol).....

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?”

Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”

To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”

God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”

 Heaven sounds like Chadstone.

I think I'd prefer the other at this time of year .

At least Red will be able to shout lunch.

Chadstone is Hell

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Chadstone is Hell

one man's hell is another woman's heaven, bub

On ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2016 at 3:42 PM, beelzebub said:

Wouldn't want to be around if he lets loose 

No sane person would bb.

At least not without the gear you would wear at a Chernobyl type of event. 

On 22 December 2016 at 8:18 PM, daisycutter said:

and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol).....

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?”

Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”

To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”

God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”

DC where are the bean counters? Obviously they are not in hell because the engineer would normally be bogged down developing numerous cost benefit analyses and endless compliance paperwork and would end up building nothing! I can't believe such types are in heaven, they must be in purgatory? 

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

DC where are the bean counters? Obviously they are not in hell because the engineer would normally be bogged down developing numerous cost benefit analyses and endless compliance paperwork and would end up building nothing! I can't believe such types are in heaven, they must be in purgatory? 

earl, i'd imagine doing very nicely in one of many tax havens

Merry Xmas guys and a happy and safe New Year to you all.

Go Dees.

To all my many friends    friend.

To whoever might GAF about what I say - Happy Christmas!

May your wine be excellent, your fantasies unlikely and your wallet undamaged.

Oh but who needs all this sentimental bullshlt anyway !! 

Bah ..humbug !!

Happy non-specific day to those who bother with it ...

 

didn't buy it huh !!

Ok  Merry Christmas

can't wait for the really bad cracker jokes !!

and a happy 25th of december to all demonlanders

the 2017 season can't come quick enough

Merry Christmas to all, and I hope we all get the present we are hoping for in late September, 2017!