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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

thought for sure you'd paint him a picture Ā !!Ā :rolleyes:

Well if I was a painter bb, I certainly wouldn't use Biffen'sĀ  SCATtergun approach.Ā 

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    56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well if I was a painter bb, I certainly wouldn't use Biffen'sĀ  SCATtergun approach.Ā 

    wouldnt have taken the G and G approach ? Ā I'm surprised :unsure:Ā 

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    On 20/12/2016 at 6:13 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well if I was a painter bb, I certainly wouldn't use Biffen'sĀ  SCATtergun approach.Ā 

    Wouldn't want to be around if he lets looseĀ :rolleyes:

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    and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol).....

    An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

    One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: ā€œHey buddy, howā€™s it goin down there?ā€

    Satan snickered back, ā€œThings are going great actually. Weā€™ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, thereā€™s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.ā€

    God replies, ā€œWhat? Youā€™ve got an engineer? Thatā€™s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.ā€

    To which Satan replied, ā€œNo way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, Iā€™m keepin him.ā€

    God retorted, ā€œSend him up here or Iā€™ll sue.ā€

    Satan laughs loudly and answers, ā€œYeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?ā€

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    31 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol).....

    An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

    One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: ā€œHey buddy, howā€™s it goin down there?ā€

    Satan snickered back, ā€œThings are going great actually. Weā€™ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, thereā€™s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.ā€

    God replies, ā€œWhat? Youā€™ve got an engineer? Thatā€™s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.ā€

    To which Satan replied, ā€œNo way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, Iā€™m keepin him.ā€

    God retorted, ā€œSend him up here or Iā€™ll sue.ā€

    Satan laughs loudly and answers, ā€œYeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?ā€

    Ā Heaven sounds like Chadstone.

    I think I'd prefer the other at this time of year .

    At least Red will be able to shout lunch.

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    Chadstone is Hell

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    On ā€Ž12ā€Ž/ā€Ž22ā€Ž/ā€Ž2016 at 3:42 PM, beelzebub said:

    Wouldn't want to be around if he lets looseĀ :rolleyes:

    No sane person would bb.

    At least not without the gear you would wear at a Chernobyl type of event.Ā 

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    On 22 December 2016 at 8:18 PM, daisycutter said:

    and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol).....

    An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

    One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: ā€œHey buddy, howā€™s it goin down there?ā€

    Satan snickered back, ā€œThings are going great actually. Weā€™ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, thereā€™s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.ā€

    God replies, ā€œWhat? Youā€™ve got an engineer? Thatā€™s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.ā€

    To which Satan replied, ā€œNo way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, Iā€™m keepin him.ā€

    God retorted, ā€œSend him up here or Iā€™ll sue.ā€

    Satan laughs loudly and answers, ā€œYeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?ā€

    DC where are the bean counters? Obviously they are not in hell because the engineer would normally be bogged down developing numerous cost benefit analyses and endless compliance paperwork and would end up buildingĀ nothing! I can't believe such types are in heaven, they must be in purgatory?Ā 

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    DC where are the bean counters? Obviously they are not in hell because the engineer would normally be bogged down developing numerous cost benefit analyses and endless compliance paperwork and would end up buildingĀ nothing! I can't believe such types are in heaven, they must be in purgatory?Ā 

    earl, i'd imagine doing very nicely in one of many tax havens

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    Merry Xmas guys and a happy and safe New Year to you all.

    Go Dees.

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    To all my many friendsĀ Ā Ā  friend.

    To whoever might GAF about what I say - Happy Christmas!

    May your wine be excellent, your fantasies unlikely and your wallet undamaged.

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    Oh but who needs all this sentimental bullshlt anyway !!Ā 

    Bah ..humbug !!

    Happy non-specific day to those who bother with it ...

    :unsure:

    Ā 

    :rolleyes:

    didn't buy it huh !!

    Ok Ā Merry Christmas

    can't wait for the really bad cracker jokes !!

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    Merry Christmas to all, and I hope we all get the present we are hoping for in late September, 2017!

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    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    To all my many friendsĀ Ā Ā  friend.

    To whoever might GAF about what I say - Happy Christmas!

    May your wine be excellent, your fantasies unlikely and your wallet undamaged.

    To all my great pals on Demonland, Uncle, Daisy, Hemmingway, Redleg, Beezle, Earl Hood,Biffen and even Dazz;le man, and anyone else who I have not mentionedĀ 

    Have a good one with Family and an even better 2017 cheers PF

    "I wish I knew what I wanted to be, when a wanted to be what I am today"

    Edited by picket fence

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    On 24/12/2016 at 1:16 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Merry Christmas to all, and I hope we all get the present we are hoping for in late September, 2017!

    Are there actual AFL games in September?

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    Now a question - probably best answered by Moonie or Earl Hood..

    One of Uncle's many admirers produced a voucher to an eatery called Bopha Devi and I'm wondering whether or not I need to bun up to attend such a place?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now a question - probably best answered by Moonie or Earl Hood..

    One of Uncle's many admirers produced a voucher to an eatery called Bopha Devi and I'm wondering whether or not I need to bun up to attend such a place?

    Cambodian food done very nicely. Should be right up your alley Uncle, as Mrs Bitter tells me you like it hot n spicy.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now a question - probably best answered by Moonie or Earl Hood..

    One of Uncle's many admirers produced a voucher to an eatery called Bopha Devi and I'm wondering whether or not I need to bun up to attend such a place?

    uncle, just remember what faulty said "don't mention pol pot"

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    14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Are there actual AFL games in September?

    Believe it or not, yes! I have even been to some, albeit many moons ago ...

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    11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    uncle, just remember what faulty said "don't mention pol pot"

    Sounds like the counter meal at the local rubbity ... :-)

    Ā 

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    17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well hello Frogger! Been hiding in the swamp have you?

    Hi Mr Bitters

    Just been busy at work now that I am running the place for the next six months.

    I hope everyone one has a safe and happy new year.Ā 

    Keep up all your good work in Demonland.

    Ā 

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