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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Confirms you are a troll. An arrogant troll at that. Time to take a break from your 24 hr Dland patrols.

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We'll be able to join you at Sunday Service Stu.

don't think papists would be welcome at a congregationalist church, bbo

(based on my reading of james michener)

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don't think papists would be welcome at a congregationalist church, bbo

(based on my reading of james michener)

Surely my old mate would be more of the Creationist or Bible Basher variety dc.


 

Surely my old mate would be more of the Creationist or Bible Basher variety dc.

i see you've not read james michener then? he writes extensively of congregationalist missionaries in hawaii

 

Surely my old mate would be more of the Creationist or Bible Basher variety dc.

Certainly sounds like "Stuie" speaks in tongues that only he is interested in.

8 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

BBO I am an experienced practitioner in Root Cause Analysis, give me a call if you need help. My consultancy provides services at competitive rates and there is a discount for Dland members! 

Thank you Earl Hood, it is only right that we of the well bred class support each other. I understand though that your buccaneering adventures in the Caribbean and subsequent dabbling in banana futures has left you in a state of penury. Under those circumstances I fear your "competitive" rates maybe beyond me.

6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I'm currently in training to be a Psycopathic Counsellor. Can I watch?

Moonie, I suggest you stick to your usual haunts for your voyeuristic habits and concomitant snowdropping ie your neighbours.

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i see you've not read james michener then? he writes extensively of congregationalist missionaries in hawaii

Correct.

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Correct.

i did have the fire and brimstone and papist hater rev hale in my mind to personify ykw

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I am ashamed to admit this, but my wife is trying to get me off banana smoothies and onto those green juice drinks, in an effort to assist with my weight loss and improved health.


16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am ashamed to admit this, but my wife is trying to get me off banana smoothies and onto those green juice drinks, in an effort to assist with my weight loss and improved health.

Hope you kept in ..eerrr step during the Anniversary Waltz the other night Red.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am ashamed to admit this, but my wife is trying to get me off banana smoothies and onto those green juice drinks, in an effort to assist with my weight loss and improved health.

So no more paleo diet? And perhaps you could try green bananas? :lol::)

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20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hope you kept in ..eerrr step during the Anniversary Waltz the other night Red.

I have great rhythm.

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Sitting next to Dion Prestia at Japanese restaurant in Surfers. 

Think we need a good Japanese restaurant in Melbourne wink wink. 


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10 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Did you ask him how the knee's going?

Looked pretty good while he was eating.

8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looked pretty good while he was eating.

he was eating his knee?

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Attractive young lady with him as well. It would be great if she was a Melbourne girl.

Daniel Currie and his lady friend were with them.

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

Sitting next to Dion Prestia at Japanese restaurant in Surfers. 

Think we need a good Japanese restaurant in Melbourne wink wink. 

Who?

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Who?

The guy that all of Demonland was speculating over all summer, thinking we might get him from the Suns.


On 03/12/2015 at 11:51 AM, Oliver Sholem said:

What am I doing here?

More imformation please and I have no idea who the Suns are or is it I just have no interest in knowing? 

 

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5 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

From the sound of things, you were probably sitting on his knee.

You need to get a grip on yourself.

Will leave that to BBO, he is a master at it. 

 
11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Will leave that to BBO, he is a master at it. 

Yes ..well thank you Red. However, at the moment I realize that it is my credit card I need to keep a better grip on. The squeeze just announced she has booked a weekend in Cantberra for us.

Apparently there is a display of pictures by some fellow Robert or Roberts who draws sheep and shearing sheds!!

FMD. I hope it's not Special Robert!!

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Error of omission

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes ..well thank you Red. However, at the moment I realize that it is my credit card I need to keep a better grip on. The squeeze just announced she has booked a weekend in Cantberra for us.

Apparently there is a display of pictures by some fellow Robert or Roberts who draws sheep and shearing sheds!!

FMD. I hope it's not Special Robert!!

Your marriage appears to be going off the rails. Take control man. You are the train driver, don't let the conductor drive the train.  

On a happier note for my marriage, Mrs. Redleg and myself just had a couple of banana smoothies with our breakfast up here on the Gold Coast. Looks like things are on the up. 

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