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This morning saw a banana and peanut butter smoothie on the menu at a cafe. Didn't have the guts to try it.

That maybe your weakest effort Mr. Leg

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    That could be because it's his wedding anniversary today.

    We need to cut him some slack today in recognition of the occasion.

    Well then Happy anniversary Mr and Mrs Leg I hope there are many more of them to come.

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    Well then Happy anniversary Mr and Mrs Leg I hope there are many more of them to come.

    Seconded, Mr Old. Tout le monde should raise a banana smoothie to the happy couple today.

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    Seconded, Mr Old. Tout le monde should raise a banana smoothie to the happy couple today.

    Indeed. May their future be full of banana smoothies.

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    You are far too modest in detailing your excesses achievements Dr. Perhaps some of your err.. shall we say libertine  accomplishments could be expounded upon. I believe you were a pioneer of the practice of being, how shall I put it delicately, "generous" with your spouse? Which I suppose explains why you do not have the time to burn effigies etc on New Years Eve.

    As to my visit - obviously much will depend upon your explanation re the above. Also, I note your generosity but I prefer to bring my own apparatus when visiting.

    You are referring, I assume, to the unfortunate experience with Mr Edward Kelly, the curmudgeon into whose hands I place both my trust and my wife. I prefer not to talk about it now; although she does, sighing and going on endlessly about what she calls his 'powers'. Perhaps you may be able to offer some assistance with a cure or, if not, at least a means of distraction given your recently advertised virtuosities in the workings of the marriage bed.

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    You are referring, I assume, to the unfortunate experience with Mr Edward Kelly, the curmudgeon into whose hands I place both my trust and my wife. I prefer not to talk about it now; although she does, sighing and going on endlessly about what she calls his 'powers'. Perhaps you may be able to offer some assistance with a cure or, if not, at least a means of distraction given your recently advertised virtuosities in the workings of the marriage bed.

    You present a very delicate problem Dr. at a time when my self confidence as a counsellor is under threat. I mean, it is quite humiliating to be labelled a “dirt pervert” while merely attempting to carry out one’s professional duties. (It seems I am dogged by misunderstandings)  

    Firstly though, I must admonish you Dr, in that you appear to have brought the problem upon your own head by ignoring the golden rule of never trusting anyone with your ute, your dog or your wife.

    That said, I do sympathise with you Dr and will do my bit. However, I prefer not to fumble in the dark and require a closer feeling for the issue. Therefore, with this in mind, it would be best if you sent your missus down to Romsey Manor for some direct one on one attention from Counsellor Bitters. Rest assured, I will be vigorous in my efforts to get to the root of the matter.

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    You present a very delicate problem Dr. at a time when my self confidence as a counsellor is under threat. I mean, it is quite humiliating to be labelled a “dirt pervert” while merely attempting to carry out one’s professional duties. (It seems I am dogged by misunderstandings)  

    Firstly though, I must admonish you Dr, in that you appear to have brought the problem upon your own head by ignoring the golden rule of never trusting anyone with your ute, your dog or your wife.

    That said, I do sympathise with you Dr and will do my bit. However, I prefer not to fumble in the dark and require a closer feeling for the issue. Therefore, with this in mind, it would be best if you sent your missus down to Romsey Manor for some direct one on one attention from Counsellor Bitters. Rest assured, I will be vigorous in my efforts to get to the root of the matter.

    BBO I am an experienced practitioner in Root Cause Analysis, give me a call if you need help. My consultancy provides services at competitive rates and there is a discount for Dland members! 

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    You present a very delicate problem Dr. at a time when my self confidence as a counsellor is under threat. I mean, it is quite humiliating to be labelled a “dirt pervert” while merely attempting to carry out one’s professional duties. (It seems I am dogged by misunderstandings)  

    Firstly though, I must admonish you Dr, in that you appear to have brought the problem upon your own head by ignoring the golden rule of never trusting anyone with your ute, your dog or your wife.

    That said, I do sympathise with you Dr and will do my bit. However, I prefer not to fumble in the dark and require a closer feeling for the issue. Therefore, with this in mind, it would be best if you sent your missus down to Romsey Manor for some direct one on one attention from Counsellor Bitters. Rest assured, I will be vigorous in my efforts to get to the root of the matter.

    I'm currently in training to be a Psycopathic Counsellor. Can I watch?

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    On another note, looks like most of the regular posters in this thread will be free Sunday mornings from now on...


    Channel 10 Axes "Bolt Report"

     

    Unlike some others, I am more concerned at the summer hiatus of Gerard Wately's, ABC, Sunday morning sports show, the Offsiders.

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    Unlike some others, I am more concerned at the summer hiatus of Gerard Wately's, ABC, Sunday morning sports show, the Offsiders.

    And the price and quality of banana smoothies ... :lol::)

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    On another note, looks like most of the regular posters in this thread will be free Sunday mornings from now on...


    Channel 10 Axes "Bolt Report"

     

    Quite the opposite "Stuie". Most on here have a life.

    Seems like your usual trolling life continues though. 

    Thank god you keep patrolling this thread (despite being above it) and are making sure we all keep in line with your lofty standards.

    What would we do without you? (rhetorical, just in case you missed it)

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    Quite the opposite "Stuie". 

    Seems like your usual trolling life continues though. 

    Thank god you keep patrolling this thread (despite being above it) and are making sure we all keep in line with your lofty standards.

    What would we do without you? (rhetorical, just in case you missed it)

    I like to pop in and stir the pot every now and then.... Mainly because the intellectual heights of this thread aren't tall enough to reach the stove

     

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    I like to pop in and stir the pot every now and then.... Mainly because the intellectual heights of this thread aren't tall enough to reach the stove

     

    Confirms you are a troll. An arrogant troll at that. Time to take a break from your 24 hr Dland patrols.

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    Confirms you are a troll. An arrogant troll at that. Time to take a break from your 24 hr Dland patrols.

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    We'll be able to join you at Sunday Service Stu.

    don't think papists would be welcome at a congregationalist church, bbo

    (based on my reading of james michener)

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    don't think papists would be welcome at a congregationalist church, bbo

    (based on my reading of james michener)

    Surely my old mate would be more of the Creationist or Bible Basher variety dc.

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    Surely my old mate would be more of the Creationist or Bible Basher variety dc.

    i see you've not read james michener then? he writes extensively of congregationalist missionaries in hawaii

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    Surely my old mate would be more of the Creationist or Bible Basher variety dc.

    Certainly sounds like "Stuie" speaks in tongues that only he is interested in.

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    8 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    BBO I am an experienced practitioner in Root Cause Analysis, give me a call if you need help. My consultancy provides services at competitive rates and there is a discount for Dland members! 

    Thank you Earl Hood, it is only right that we of the well bred class support each other. I understand though that your buccaneering adventures in the Caribbean and subsequent dabbling in banana futures has left you in a state of penury. Under those circumstances I fear your "competitive" rates maybe beyond me.

    6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I'm currently in training to be a Psycopathic Counsellor. Can I watch?

    Moonie, I suggest you stick to your usual haunts for your voyeuristic habits and concomitant snowdropping ie your neighbours.

    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i see you've not read james michener then? he writes extensively of congregationalist missionaries in hawaii

    Correct.

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    Correct.

    i did have the fire and brimstone and papist hater rev hale in my mind to personify ykw

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    I am ashamed to admit this, but my wife is trying to get me off banana smoothies and onto those green juice drinks, in an effort to assist with my weight loss and improved health.

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