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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Anyone have any tips for Coxplate program.

Maybe I like this horse a little too much this time of year. But Happy Trails is always thereabouts in Cox Plate and is now back in form again at the right time. Value.

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Maybe I like this horse a little too much this time of year. But Happy Trails is always thereabouts in Cox Plate and is now back in form again at the right time. Value.

Criterion.

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Going early


Just had a milkshake, the first in years. I had the choice of banana but chose espresso, something different. I feel so dirty and ashamed.

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Some people simple make bad choices in life.

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Some people simple make bad choices in life.

Hi DF Glad to see you are back.

1, 9. 11 not necessarily in that order

They could run last 2nd last 3rd last.

 

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Some people simple make bad choices in life.

Great to hear from you, DF. Hope all is well.

Going early

Next year can we have a countdown to the countdown? :):blink:


Next year can we have a countdown to the countdown? :):blink:

Why wait?

Why wait?

Off you go then! What is it now --- 402?

Well a bit happening today. Melbourne went BANG!

Good to see the recruiters, deal brokers earning their buck and obtaining trades as well as improving draft position. Today probably put the Dees as the most active out of the 18 clubs, equal with Pies and Cats.

Well a bit happening today. Melbourne went BANG!

Good to see the recruiters, deal brokers earning their buck and obtaining trades as well as improving draft position. Today probably put the Dees as the most active out of the 18 clubs, equal with Pies and Cats.

Agee H_T

Am about to go onto trading page I bet there a number complaining.

Cannot please everyone I guess.

Agee H_T

Am about to go onto trading page I bet there a number complaining.

Cannot please everyone I guess.

No matter what the FD do, there will always be a few posters here not happy. Already there's several questioning why they used next years 1st rounder in the deal, and asking how they can get Prestia.


No matter what the FD do, there will always be a few posters here not happy. Already there's several questioning why they used next years 1st rounder in the deal, and asking how they can get Prestia.

Perhaps they actually don't want him?

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Agee H_T

Am about to go onto trading page I bet there a number complaining.

Cannot please everyone I guess.

I am pleased. But that is not a thing to boast about.

Thanks for the tips

Our pick is for the card not just the plate so any other informed (or other inside information) would be equally appreciated.

feeling very optimistic after the draft results so far

Can even cope with losing Howe and Toumpas I am having faith that our coaches know the capacity of players and that these blokes just wont fit our requirements. Have postulated that Howe could become "Leaper Lynch" mark2"while Toumpas could be anything.

But even if they are they wont hurt us at Collingwood and Port as we now appear to have a better balanced squad.

Too much Footy??

Castagna wine tasting up here Saturday afternoon This is their annual tasting they do not operate a cellar door. Adams Rib was a stunner last year and "they" say that this years harvest is the best for many years

High quality and intensity with volume as well.

Probably not going to impact on prices Beechworth are always premium.

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Also 1 for the countdown aficionados. 1 day until trade week over.

Criterion.

Yep, don't like Happy Trails drawing (13) in the car park.


Also 1 for the countdown aficionados. 1 day until trade week over.

Now that we have 3 and 10 - maybe 3 & 7 if reports come to fruition - the Trading Board will be very busy until the Draft. This maybe a safe haven as usual.

Now that we have 3 and 10 - maybe 3 & 7 if reports come to fruition - the Trading Board will be very busy until the Draft. This maybe a safe haven as usual.

What do mean "Maybe"?

What do mean "Maybe"?

I've been listening to trade radio for years for days like today. Dees must take advantage and nail these picks though OD. But great result.

 

I've been listening to trade radio for years for days like today. Dees must take advantage and nail these picks though OD. But great result.

I have way more confidence in Taylor and company than the previous muppets.

Great to hear from you, DF. Hope all is well.

Hi DF Glad to see you are back.

I hope all is well in Demonland?

Does anyone know how well Melbourne went in the finals?

I did hear that BBO had a 1 month Demonland holiday because of his inappropriate love letters to Stuie.

Also there was a rumour going around that MessyDrugs was going to employ a Chemist as its senior coach. If this rumour is true, Biff will be back in business.


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