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Redleg
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The Sullivans! That's his porn fix!

That is the first (and possibly only) time I have ever heard The Sullivans and porn mentioned together ...

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    I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

    I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

    As you intended to type "off" there BBO?

    LOL

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    Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff.

    Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

    satisfaction is my middle name, bbo, but i'm totally unaffected by fame

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    satisfaction is my middle name, bbo, but i'm totally unaffected by fame

    Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave?

    Just asking!

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    There is a free insight into how great minds work Red and B

    Next you'll be telling me that Biff is Grace Sullivan's love child, and she made some extra quid during the war selling crack at the Gat ... :)

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    Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave?

    Just asking!

    actually i get offered maintenance all the time, bbo, and being a true gentleman i always accept. wouldn't like to offend anyone by declining.

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    Next you'll be telling me that Biff is Grace Sullivan's love child, and she made some extra quid during the war selling crack at the Gat ... :)

    now that is not as silly as it sounds

    what happened at the home front during the war should be locked in the past

    you won't hear od talk of his wwii experiences (thank god)

    Edited by daisycutter

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    I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

    I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

    Mate, Jane put you back in your place big time. You seem to really come on here to either a) belittle vulnerable posters in order to make yourself feel good (eg, Toady) or b) sleaze onto women who find you obhorant (eg, Jane02 or that other young woman you scared off Land a while back). Have you no shame fella?!

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    Well done Moonie.

    It only took you 3 wasted years to figure that out!!!!

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    There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Just saying ... :) :)

    Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

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    Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

    Well Maple you certainly challenged yourself being seen at the football with BBO, although I did note you were there as his invalid carer, so at least you helped his missus out with respite.

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    Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

    you're just like me mable.....soar with the eagles

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    That is the first (and possibly only) time I have ever heard The Sullivans and porn mentioned together ...

    Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

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    Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

    The German version.

    It's a classic.

    BBO probably has it on file.

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    Like people who eat frog legs?

    Fish bait.

    Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

    Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

    Go to bed Maple and sleep off the booze, you are drunk!

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    Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

    You'll go to the footy with Moonie, BBO and Biff, but won't eat Vegemite? Crikey, it must be a weird place where you come from! :) :)

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    you're just like me mable.....soar with the eagles

    So eagles don't eat Vegemite? You learn something new every day ... :blink:

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    You'll go to the footy with Moonie, BBO and Biff, but won't eat Vegemite? Crikey, it must be a weird place where you come from! :) :)

    You must forgive her RBB as she has been drinking.

    As who can hates Vegemite?

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    Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

    Nah --- they probably watched porn between takes ... :)

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    You must forgive her RBB as she has been drinking.

    As who can hates Vegemite?

    There is no accounting for taste ...

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