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Last post for tonight. That reminds me of my wife.

It reminds me of her too, Crint. ^_^

Now for it to remind me of my wife, the photographer who took the shot would have to turn around 180 degrees to face the track.

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Why? He was 50% right!

Last post for tonight. That reminds me of my wife.

I finally found a picture of your wife DE

miss-australia.jpg

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Are you saying your missus looks like a horse bjd?

BBO - had you pegged for having a bit more nouse than that. You really have to ask? Ok - you're kicked out of Mensa when they see your post.

And for the record, in case the wife is reading this, I'm hoping the photos were taken at Flemington and so she looks like a rose.....

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I finally found a picture of your wife DE

miss-australia.jpg

there is something about a girl in bikini and a sign saying "hungry"

Makes your/you're mouth water.


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I am in Daylesford for the weekend, happy with our draft picks.

The people here all seem to be Demons fans as I asked the waiter in the restaurant what the beef was and he said Angus. Then they named a building after Petracca, it had a cross on it and they apparently worship the Dees inside. Then down the road there is a restaurant named after Oscar with a big M out front.

Get off the grog redleg!

I finally found a picture of your wife DE

miss-australia.jpg

If you can put those 3 in a blender and mould together the best bits, yes, that's my wife.

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Anyway. Cooking a nice t-bone tonight and opening a nice bottle of Durif. I am sure many of you have never heard of it, but it something to savour.

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Anyway. Cooking a nice t-bone tonight and opening a nice bottle of Durif. I am sure many of you have never heard of it, but it something to savour.

"but it is something to savour." Had a couple already Clit? I know Duriff well and in fact was good friends with one of that grape's pioneer supporters. Must say, I found it overpowering straight but but fine as a low percentage blend.

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Re politics! Seems to be a general (and government changing) swing to labor. But good old conservative Borewood is holding the line. In any event though, it is certain that dc will be needed to console any number of nervous bluerinsers!

Hope a change of government doesn't impact too much on Jizza's arse hole!

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Re politics! Seems to be a general (and government changing) swing to labor. But good old conservative Borewood is holding the line. In any event though, it is certain that dc will be needed to console any number of nervous bluerinsers!

Hope a change of government doesn't impact too much on Jizza's arse hole!

Two, maybe three Greens win seats. Jazzy O will be ropable. How did your campaigning for the S ex Party go BBO? Did you do a poll dance outside the polling booth?

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Two, maybe three Greens win seats. Jazzy O will be ropable. How did your campaigning for the S ex Party go BBO? Did you do a poll dance outside the polling booth?

" The lads" subscribe to outdated christian values so my support for the sex party had to be clandestine Moon. However i enjoyed watching the squirming worming libs try to disavow responsibility for their ineptitude in a number of interviews tonight.

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" The lads" subscribe to outdated christian values so my support for the sex party had to be clandestine Moon. However i enjoyed watching the squirming worming libs try to disavow responsibility for their ineptitude in a number of interviews tonight.

It's great to watch. They're like children blaming everyone else for their loss and not accepting responsibility for their own failings. Then again, the 2 main parties are as pathetic as each other. Dumb and dumber.

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It's great to watch. They're like children blaming everyone else for their loss and not accepting responsibility for their own failings. Then again, the 2 main parties are as pathetic as each other. Dumb and dumber.

The libs are more pathetic. But just watch the farmers - Jizza may not survive the shock.

Fl og also appears to be a conservative but I doubt he knows what an election is.


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The libs are more pathetic. But just watch the farmers - Jizza may not survive the shock.

Fl og also appears to be a conservative but I doubt he knows what an election is.

Too true BBO.

By the way,i like the way your/you're green party has done in this election.

Notice that prahan is going to be green shortly,Biff has got his dream.

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Too true BBO.

By the way,i like the way your/you're green party has done in this election.

Notice that prahan is going to be green shortly,Biff has got his dream.

Biff's dream is for the decriminalisation of all narcotics and his criminal record to be expunged.

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Biff's dream is for the decriminalisation of all narcotics and his criminal record to be expunged.

Ghostbusters,

sylvester stalone

Arnie swazznegger.

Spiderman

And every other hero couldnt expunge that criminal record.

Although i respect biff,he knows his trade and only plies it to lowlifes and BBO.no harm done really.

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Ghostbusters,

sylvester stalone

Arnie swazznegger.

Spiderman

And every other hero couldnt expunge that criminal record.

Although i respect biff,he knows his trade and only plies it to lowlifes and BBO.no harm done really.

Does that put BBO above or below "lowlife" in your very learned opinion Jazzy O?

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