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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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This picture fills every dream.

The erect nipple.

The soft touch.

The clean and shiny hair.

The beautiful lines of the body.

Yeah, and the sheila's not bad either ... :blink::blink:

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    Had a banana smoothie today and it was great.

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    Had a banana smoothie today and it was great.

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    Apple+and+Banana+Smoothie+1.jpg

    That looks good. Must admit I have never had an Almond and Banana smoothie. Do I have to travel to perth to have one?

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    Any of you delinquents interested in a night at Wongs in Elsternwick, for chinese food, reasonably priced, on the 2nd of December 2014, to discuss our drafting trading and coming season?

    Old Dee and myself will be there, with hopefully WJ and Belzebub.

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    Any of you delinquents interested in a night at Wongs in Elsternwick, for chinese food, reasonably priced, on the 2nd of December 2014, to discuss our drafting trading and coming season?

    Old Dee and myself will be there, with hopefully WJ and Belzebub.

    Would love to take a coupla days off,journey to the city and have a meal and a chinwag with you blokes.

    I might get there one day,Would be great to actually meet you blokes.

    Especially ODs nurse.

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    Would love to take a coupla days off,journey to the city and have a meal and a chinwag with you blokes.

    I might get there one day,Would be great to actually meet you blokes.

    Especially ODs nurse.

    You'd have to remove the gumboots Jizza.

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    Any of you delinquents interested in a night at Wongs in Elsternwick, for chinese food, reasonably priced, on the 2nd of December 2014, to discuss our drafting trading and coming season?

    Old Dee and myself will be there, with hopefully WJ and Belzebub.

    Dam I got an Electors Meeting that night.

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    That looks good. Must admit I have never had an Almond and Banana smoothie. Do I have to travel to perth to have one?

    I assume you can get one in Perth.

    But I live in the country so I its likely I would have to make my own.

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    Any of you delinquents interested in a night at Wongs in Elsternwick, for chinese food, reasonably priced, on the 2nd of December 2014, to discuss our drafting trading and coming season?

    Old Dee and myself will be there, with hopefully WJ and Belzebub.

    Would love to. I need to check the kids dates, though, as I suspect one of them has a speech night that night, which would count me out, unfortunately.

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    Any of you delinquents interested in a night at Wongs in Elsternwick, for chinese food, reasonably priced, on the 2nd of December 2014, to discuss our drafting trading and coming season?

    Old Dee and myself will be there, with hopefully WJ and Belzebub.

    Bit far from Portsea!

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    Now is your one and only chance to educate me Fl og. What, pray tell is an "Electors Meeting" ?

    It kind of like a shareholders meeting but in WA Local Government there are no shareholders just electors/ratepayers.

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    ... and also the poddy calf whose hind legs were inserted in them.

    16 yo boys best friend.

    Those were the days.

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    Now is your one and only chance to educate me Fl og. What, pray tell is an "Electors Meeting" ?

    Chinese builders association of Western Australia.

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    19 you should like this day Biff.

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    Love the pic of the nipple sucking raven haired beauty. Reminds me of my wife with something else in her mouth!

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    19 you should like this day Biff.

    bad year for the world.

    Fifth flag for the filth.

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    Going a cheapie tonight "LJ' Jones Winery Rutherglen. If you haven't had it, I guarantee it is bliss!

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    I'm so bored I could eat my own eyebrows with some garlic,pepper and lemon juice .

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    I'm so bored I could eat my own eyebrows with some garlic,pepper and lemon juice .

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    I think I might have to turn the udder cheek to that one.

    Reminds me of a story I was told about a football club I played for up North in a mining town that was located in a desert.

    Side note, the team jumper was the same as the MFC

    I was told that to help fund raise for the construction of a new club house/change rooms they had parties where they put their keys into a container...

    Do I need to say any more?

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