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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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You could at least tip a bit of raw spirit (vodka) into the mix red.

Sounds good.

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    Nothing wrong with a banana smoothie. I like a bit of rum in mine!

    Sounds good too.

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    Someone is messing with me! That nail fungus ad is coming up nearly every time!

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    You can not say this thread does not cater for various fetishes of its members.

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    You can not say this thread does not cater for various fetishes of its members.

    Says the man with 9 toilets...

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    Says the man with 9 toilets...

    Moonie it is clear numbers are not your thing.

    I only have 5 toilets in 2 houses.

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    Moonie it is clear numbers are not your thing.

    I only have 5 toilets in 2 houses.

    One toilet for each rrrse cheek?

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    One toilet for each rrrse cheek?

    A man needs many place to think about the world's problems/MFC recruitment Issues!

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    Someone is messing with me! That nail fungus ad is coming up nearly every time!

    Its meant for OLD DEE,but seeing as he is on holidays.Maybe the system has you pegged as next oldest.

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    Its meant for OLD DEE,but seeing as he is on holidays.Maybe the system has you pegged as next oldest.

    They fell off years ago jazza

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    You must have been fibbing about having the internet then !! :rolleyes:

    Had contact bb but I had other things to do.

    I noticed lots happening outside of the MFC but with the exception of a couple of average player swaps I noticed little that will improve us greatly on the field in 2015.

    True ?

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    Its meant for OLD DEE,but seeing as he is on holidays.Maybe the system has you pegged as next oldest.

    I reckon so! ........although I severely doubt I am

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    Now back to Bananas

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    I sound this GEM and thought about recent comments made by Jazza

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    OLD DEE has sent his great grand kids a cheap shirt from mexico.

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    I sound this GEM and thought about recent comments made by Jazza

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    he's doing OK for an Old fart !!!

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    Had contact bb but I had other things to do.

    I noticed lots happening outside of the MFC but with the exception of a couple of average player swaps I noticed little that will improve us greatly on the field in 2015.

    True ?

    NO...not really

    If as they say footy works top down then we've now got ( with the Beatle aboard ) a chance to get some of the existing talent up to speed. Thats a big positive for mine.

    Have to see if hes a banana advocate though first before getting too carried away.

    I dont think this years high picks will be stuff ups OD. Might actually get some decent footy out of them. Again...we'll wait and see.

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    OLD DEE has sent his great grand kids a cheap shirt from mexico.

    In Collingwood colours?

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    he's doing OK for an Old fart !!!

    If that is an old fart, then I wonder what I am ... :lol:

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    If that is an old fart, then I wonder what I am ... :lol:

    The Disco Kid

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    The Disco Kid

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    Not me. No beard ... :)

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    OLD DEES grandson?

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    Not me. No beard ... :)

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    Sorry my bad

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    Sorry my bad

    Biffs No1 taste tester.

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    30 inside a month.

    I can imagine the shock to Demonlanders after waiting so long, if we call out Brayshaw and Petracca/McCartin's names with picks 2 and 3. It would be so unexpected, I would be worried about the health of some of us.

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