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I must be in the wrong place. I didn't realise I was on the "cheap wine for booze hounds" forum. My mistake.

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    I must be in the wrong place. I didn't realise I was on the "cheap wine for booze hounds" forum. My mistake.

    Stick to your usual "cheap whine" Moonie and don't bother me further tonight.

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    Cheap? Have had it. Around $35 from memory. Very nice though, I applaud your choice!

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    Jim Nasium is a mate - good bloke!

    tell him i said to say hello to his brother Ad - nice bloke

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    He's a bit of a sicko dc!

    all the better bbo, like i said a nice bloke.......you should appreciate that

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    all the better bbo, like i said a nice bloke.......you should appreciate that

    Err well yes ... thanks for sharing that dc. Obviously some of your sessions with the blue rinsers require external input. It seems I have underestimated some activities in not so Borewood

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    You and Jazzy O make a cute couple there Toady.

    Clearly you need better glasses Moonie

    As this is me

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    Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome.

    I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.

    Another reason to avoid crowds and public transport.

    I really hope it's not Ebola.

    You don't strike me as a netball fan.

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    It's a sport with benefits!

    Hope you take a box with you .

    There are some tall and strong women in those games.

    Pretending to like female sports is a low that I will not be a party to.

    I am disappointed that you are trawling such depths although it is not unexpected given your moral depravity.

    Usually only computer geeks or call centre type feign an interest in the hope of getting some.

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    Another reason to avoid crowds and public transport.

    I really hope it's not Ebola.

    You don't strike me as a netball fan.

    Biff, BBO was there for the heat of the competition, the smell of liniment, the thrill of victory..... and the hot women in short skirts. Dirty old man.

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    Biff, BBO was there for the heat of the competition, the smell of liniment, the thrill of victory..... and the hit women in short skirts. Dirty old man.

    Probably dressed in drag to get into the change rooms.

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    Hope you take a box with you .

    There are some tall and strong women in those games.

    Pretending to like female sports is a low that I will not be a party to.

    I am disappointed that you are trawling such depths although it is not unexpected given your moral depravity.

    Usually only computer geeks or call centre type feign an interest in the hope of getting some.

    Biff, BBO was there for the heat of the competition, the smell of liniment, the thrill of victory..... and the hot women in short skirts. Dirty old man.

    Guilty on all counts and loving it! Perhaps dc and myself are the only honest perverts on this site....... No stupid comment ... I love Dland for the extravagant number of perverts and sickos on it

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    You would make spectacular road kill fl og!

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    That is fighting words Professor!

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    Probably dressed in drag to get into the change rooms.

    Certainly, not probably. And the clothes are his normal get up.

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    That is fighting words Professor!

    Jeez fl.oggo.

    You been licking your own back again?

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    Tastefully put as usual Biff. Although you could reasonably have said "lower back".

    Keeps him off the streets.

    Hopefully.

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    You are ugly and lack charm Jizza. How could you get onto a sheila like that?

    Used my well worn line,And licked my eyebrows.

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    Jeez fl.oggo.

    You been licking your own back again?

    Just don't make the Frog angry or feed him after midnight!

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    OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

    Something udderly ridiculous.

    And cheesy.

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    OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

    Do you honestly think i gonna waste my line on the rabble that collects in here.

    DC would run amok if i divulged it.

    Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.

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