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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I wanted to think of something mindless to say to go with this thread but my mind is a blank!

 

I wanted to think of something mindless to say to go with this thread but my mind is a blank!

Whenever you post clit clunt -you know who I mean. My mind goes blank also and I reach for my (not Heathcote red)

Whenever you post clit clunt -you know who I mean. My mind goes blank also and I reach for my (not Heathcote red)

Hmmm, not making fun of my name I hope? Also Wednesday night is rutherglen night!


Hmmm, not making fun of my name I hope? Also Wednesday night is rutherglen night!

Of course I'm making fun of your name clitor- that is what I do. However, to finish an evening a muscat or tokay from Rutherglen is beyond belief . Tried either of those?

duh! that's not a trade f log

I hope you realize dc that that smack to fl og (which exposes his total ignorance of football) will result in him not posting for some time..

In fact ...if I was fl og , I wouldn't post for 10 years or so.

I wanted to think of something mindless to say to go with this thread but my mind is a blank!

success !! ^_^

 

I wanted to think of something mindless to say to go with this thread but my mind is a blank!

Correct, your mind is blank Demoneyes. We knew that already.


If you really want mindless, wait for Moonshadow to post. Shouldn't be long if he's done the dishes and tidied up the kitchen.

Correct, on queue. I finished doing men's things in my men's shed.

Hope you washed your hands before touching the keyboard!

Mind out of the gutter mate. Disgusting.

Just seeking solace from an utterly futile conversation and am confronted with same on here.

Have you philistines finished behaving like utter scrags at a boxing day sale?


Anyway Moon, you're old mate Demoneyes has been bemoaning the absolute stupidity and lack of intellectual content on this thread. Now you come along. I reckon Clint is well in front of the game.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

Just seeking solace from an utterly futile conversation and am confronted with same on here.

Have you philistines finished behaving like utter scrags at a boxing day sale?

Any chance of a refund for those "personal services" you incurred on my credit card biff? That would give me some solace.

Any chance of a refund for those "personal services" you incurred on my credit card biff? That would give me some solace.

You failed to read the fine print on my disclaimer section for Gatwick Enterprises.

We cannot be held responsible for every hick that loses his trousers in the lobby.

Anyway Moon, you're old mate Demoneyes has been bemoaning the absolute stupidity and lack of intellectual content on this thread. Now you come along. I reckon Clint is well in front of the game.

You're on fire. The meds have obviously kicked in. Don't take too many or your head will spin off.

You failed to read the fine print on my disclaimer section for Gatwick Enterprises.

We cannot be held responsible for every hick that loses his trousers in the lobby.

And what about those Gatwick girls who said they loved me for what I am? Was this all part of your cruel plot ? You are so cruel - I've been going to the the gym and sweating because I thought those girls loved me.

The "Lads" saw through your money making plots but I, a rural innocent could not!


You're on fire. The meds have obviously kicked in. Don't take too many or your head will spin off.

Reading your banal posts is more likely to make my head spin off Moonie!

And what about those Gatwick girls who said they loved me for what I am? Was this all part of your cruel plot ? You are so cruel - I've been going to the the gym and sweating because I thought those girls loved me.

The "Lads" saw through your money making plots but I, a rural innocent could not!

Yeah well

"would you knock him down and rob him said the leader of the Push"

Reading your banal posts is more likely to make my head spin off Moonie!

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" I'd knock him down and [censored] him" said the master from Romsey

Would you have a Moll to keep you

would you swear off work for good?

(as you are a teacher the second line is irrelevant)


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