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Trade

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Offer one:

Bate + Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Secend round pick + 3rd round pick

Offer two:

Bate = 3rd round pick

Offer three:

Morton = gold coast 1st rounder.

Offer four:

Bailey = Paul Roos

Offer five:

Bate + Morton + Bennell + Strauss for Jarad-Oakleigh Nickols

 

You have been busy on your first day.

Either you get busy posting, or you get busy dying...

Damn right.

And did you know that Tom Scully is an anagram for Clumsy Lot?

 

If we lose Morton we'll end up regretting it, I tells ya.

"Bate+ Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Second round pick + 3rd round pick

Offer two:

Bate = 3rd round pick

Offer three:

Morton = gold coast 1st rounder."

might have to re-think this.

Your saying bate it worth a 3rd round pick (very harsh),

and Morton is a 1st round

so chuck in then Dunn and Bennell and we compensate them by saying Second round pick + 3rd round pick.

doesnt make sense.

and i think out of all of those only one will go

Welcome to Demonland, you might want to relax your trigger finger


Trade Bate.

Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk.

But seriously folk, the veal is great.

Offer one:

Bate + Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Secend round pick + 3rd round pick

Offer two:

Bate = 3rd round pick

Offer three:

Morton = gold coast 1st rounder.

Offer four:

Bailey = Paul Roos

Offer five:

Bate + Morton + Bennell + Strauss for Jarad-Oakleigh Nickols

You forgot the steak knives.

And did you know that Tom Scully is an anagram for Clumsy Lot?

Love the anagrams.

Anyone see them in The Age last week?

Michael Malthouse - I am moustache hell

Gold.

 

First one is the old internet stalwart where offering five average players equals something worthwhile. How often do you ever see even two players from the same team in a trade?


Offer one:

Bate + Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Secend round pick + 3rd round pick

Offer two:

Bate = 3rd round pick

Offer three:

Morton = gold coast 1st rounder.

Offer four:

Bailey = Paul Roos

Offer five:

Bate + Morton + Bennell + Strauss for Jarad-Oakleigh Nickols

Before criticising I wouldn't mind hearing your reasons for these trades.......

I mean has oakleigh nickols done anything in his career to warrant being anything more than a rookie list player (currently at west coast)?

If you keep putting out new threads like this with out substantiating any of the reasons for you proposals i can see you becoming very unpopular here in a very short time.

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