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Offer one:

Bate + Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Secend round pick + 3rd round pick

Offer two:

Bate = 3rd round pick

Offer three:

Morton = gold coast 1st rounder.

Offer four:

Bailey = Paul Roos

Offer five:

Bate + Morton + Bennell + Strauss for Jarad-Oakleigh Nickols

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    You have been busy on your first day.

    Either you get busy posting, or you get busy dying...

    Damn right.

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    And did you know that Tom Scully is an anagram for Clumsy Lot?

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    If we lose Morton we'll end up regretting it, I tells ya.

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    "Bate+ Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Second round pick + 3rd round pick

    Offer two:

    Bate = 3rd round pick

    Offer three:

    Morton = gold coast 1st rounder."

    might have to re-think this.

    Your saying bate it worth a 3rd round pick (very harsh),

    and Morton is a 1st round

    so chuck in then Dunn and Bennell and we compensate them by saying Second round pick + 3rd round pick.

    doesnt make sense.

    and i think out of all of those only one will go

    Welcome to Demonland, you might want to relax your trigger finger

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    Trade Bate.

    Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk.

    But seriously folk, the veal is great.

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    Offer one:

    Bate + Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Secend round pick + 3rd round pick

    Offer two:

    Bate = 3rd round pick

    Offer three:

    Morton = gold coast 1st rounder.

    Offer four:

    Bailey = Paul Roos

    Offer five:

    Bate + Morton + Bennell + Strauss for Jarad-Oakleigh Nickols

    You forgot the steak knives.

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    And did you know that Tom Scully is an anagram for Clumsy Lot?

    Love the anagrams.

    Anyone see them in The Age last week?

    Michael Malthouse - I am moustache hell

    Gold.

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    First one is the old internet stalwart where offering five average players equals something worthwhile. How often do you ever see even two players from the same team in a trade?

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    Offer one:

    Bate + Dunn + Bennell + Morton for pick = Secend round pick + 3rd round pick

    Offer two:

    Bate = 3rd round pick

    Offer three:

    Morton = gold coast 1st rounder.

    Offer four:

    Bailey = Paul Roos

    Offer five:

    Bate + Morton + Bennell + Strauss for Jarad-Oakleigh Nickols

    Before criticising I wouldn't mind hearing your reasons for these trades.......

    I mean has oakleigh nickols done anything in his career to warrant being anything more than a rookie list player (currently at west coast)?

    If you keep putting out new threads like this with out substantiating any of the reasons for you proposals i can see you becoming very unpopular here in a very short time.

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