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and who is your superstar coach, another no namer. dean who? Atleast ross can put tactics in place to defeat other sides, you just don't win full stop you fool!

Ross is also very good at getting rid of past Captains for nothing, and then watching them win a flag against him!! F@#k i laughed at that.

Dean Bailey is the Coach of the Melbourne Football Club...Dean Bailey. Remember that name. The elusive 13th. is being planned for right now. B) B)

Winning Games at Etihad Stadium (That is the Aints Home Ground now isn't it?? Sorry you keep moving) is one thing. But the MCG is where the Cups are won.

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Give 'im a break fellas .

No wonder he wants to hang out here as the poor saps are bleeding profusely over at Saintsational .

Their game plan is as boring as bat5hit , their captain has been outted as an overrated flat track bully , the window has slammed shut

and their "destiny" of winning 2 flags was only a dream .

Give 'im a break fellas .

No wonder he wants to hang out here as the poor saps are bleeding profusely over at Saintsational .

Their game plan is as boring as bat5hit , their captain has been outted as an overrated flat track bully , the window has slammed shut

and their "destiny" of winning 2 flags was only a dream .

I must have a read of "saintsational" over the next few days and then ring my Bro, just to remind him!!! B)

 
* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

These two seem fair enough. I remember reading about some handy mates of mates and so on. That said, I have no idea how you can police the former.

and who is your superstar coach, another no namer. dean who? Atleast ross can put tactics in place to defeat other sides, you just don't win full stop you fool!

Yep, keep telling yourself that you love Ross and his tactics. Any sane, football loving person can see what a stinker of a side you are to watch.

You have bored the rest of the comp into submission for 3 years.

Saints Footy = [censored] Footy.

Next you'll want to play forum games in Seaford :unsure:


Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

One other condition

* Players under 12 years of age not permitted.

I guess that rules you out deesforspoon :)

Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

I would have thought you would have encouraged us to have extra staff on our bench, after seeing our coach stroll on to the field late in the Bombers game (without a top on), a laser hair removal technician might be recruited...

Ungrateful bugger, you were crying out to have help to beat the Pies, Now you go on with this junk... Where was the guy who was organising the Aints team???, home sitting on the couch...

Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

As a matter of fact the only VFL listed player that I'm aware of who played in a forum game in which the Demonland/Demonology team was involved was a guy who played a couple of the early games for Saintsational but we never complained. Do you have a guilty conscience over this?

 

Yep, keep telling yourself that you love Ross and his tactics. Any sane, football loving person can see what a stinker of a side you are to watch.

You have bored the rest of the comp into submission for 3 years.

Saints Footy = [censored] Footy.

Next you'll want to play forum games in Seaford :unsure:

some points from me:-

glenferrie oval is a dust bowl, you may as well play on concrete, why not the immaculate and lush surface of gosch's paddock ??

invitations to tigers and blues to play on october 10 were withdrawn after sainters assured the rest of us they would field a full team, so I would be dubious about organising a one-on-one clash with the sainters, especially given that they have been struggling for numbers for some years and their long-time organiser, Harveys Desciple, has not been heard from for some time...

if HD were to re-surface and promise a full team, that would cause me to re-think...

So just waltz on in over here and bag our club ey? Is that your game?? Great sportsmanship coming from a guy claiming that we mouth off so much. We wouldn't expect much else from a St Kilda supporter who has had so so SO little success that they try and bring all others down to their level. It's not our fault we managed to get into double-digits in premierships 50 years ago when the mighty AINTS are still yet to register their second!!!

You have no clue about footy by the sounds of things - just 2 eyes ONLY on the Aints. And, yep, that's two eyes on failure right there.

My rant hasn't QUITE ended by the way. I wish to leave you with this piece of MEMORABILIA that'll be going down in history. It sums up the force that is those mighty MIGHTY Aints...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTph6zL1qV4

Now p!ss off.

Thanks for pointing out the fact we can play and your is completely crap. You have been trying to build the foundations of a good side of the last 10 years and still you have a bunch of second rate hacks bringing up the bottom of the table. Which of your 22 would actually make the Saints starting team, I would say 3 or 4. Says alot.


Ross is also very good at getting rid of past Captains for nothing, and then watching them win a flag against him!! F@#k i laughed at that.

Dean Bailey is the Coach of the Melbourne Football Club...Dean Bailey. Remember that name. The elusive 13th. is being planned for right now. B) B)

Winning Games at Etihad Stadium (That is the Aints Home Ground now isn't it?? Sorry you keep moving) is one thing. But the MCG is where the Cups are won.

Dean who? Who is he again, what experience did he have before taking on the senior role, assistant to Mark Williams. Wow says heaps. Yes we win at Ethiad but you guys are useless and cant win anywhere full stop. Bottom 4 again next year, you should field your forum side for the real thing, atleast they may not be as [censored] weak as your real side and have a crack.

Give 'im a break fellas .

No wonder he wants to hang out here as the poor saps are bleeding profusely over at Saintsational .

Their game plan is as boring as bat5hit , their captain has been outted as an overrated flat track bully , the window has slammed shut

and their "destiny" of winning 2 flags was only a dream .

Atleast we have a game plan that can win matches. Have a look at your recent form. Riewoldt is a star and I remember him single handed beating your side. Enjoy your past glories and spoon next year fool.

Yep, keep telling yourself that you love Ross and his tactics. Any sane, football loving person can see what a stinker of a side you are to watch.

You have bored the rest of the comp into submission for 3 years.

Saints Footy = [censored] Footy.

Next you'll want to play forum games in Seaford :unsure:

We train harder than you play and it shows on the field. Your side is going backwards as boring as you consider Ross to be atleast we win matches. Seaford actually shows your intelligence, first class facilities. I wanted the forum game played at Glenferrie Oval - neutral venue since you guys usually call at the shots without giving any other side a say.

I would have thought you would have encouraged us to have extra staff on our bench, after seeing our coach stroll on to the field late in the Bombers game (without a top on), a laser hair removal technician might be recruited...

Ungrateful bugger, you were crying out to have help to beat the Pies, Now you go on with this junk... Where was the guy who was organising the Aints team???, home sitting on the couch...

I am not spitting sour grapes at all, I just want a fair contest. We will be better organised and this will be reflected on the score board when we kick your ass. Its not junk, and no I am not going to get targeted on the field cause your not going to catch me. No coaches allowed in the rematch its taking forum footy too far.

As a matter of fact the only VFL listed player that I'm aware of who played in a forum game in which the Demonland/Demonology team was involved was a guy who played a couple of the early games for Saintsational but we never complained. Do you have a guilty conscience over this?

No I dont I just ask for a fair contest. I remember a VFL ruckman that you fielded at goschs.


some points from me:-

glenferrie oval is a dust bowl, you may as well play on concrete, why not the immaculate and lush surface of gosch's paddock ??

invitations to tigers and blues to play on october 10 were withdrawn after sainters assured the rest of us they would field a full team, so I would be dubious about organising a one-on-one clash with the sainters, especially given that they have been struggling for numbers for some years and their long-time organiser, Harveys Desciple, has not been heard from for some time...

if HD were to re-surface and promise a full team, that would cause me to re-think...

This time it will be better organised, but you must consult our forum about dates that suit both parties. Just don't go ahead and make an assumption we are all available when you want us to be. Yes we will field a full side, and yes it will be a fierce contest that we come out on top of.

I have played in every game to date bar the game on the weekend. We want our cup back, but in a fair way. Its forum footy so that means no coaching staff. HD is around don't worry about that and looking forward to retaining our cup. Bring it on rollo, start preparing for your demise.

All i can say is good luck organising it.

Because every time we play not only do Demonland players, but EVERY other forum players rely on Rollo to organise the day, include the saints guys.

I rocked up late on Sunday to see two police teams playing so i asked the nearest person what was going on, he was a Saintsational member and his exact words were, "Not sure mate, ask that Rollo bloke".

So good luck organising it, either way ill be there. And not trying to be arrogant here, but im 18 and have been playing since i was 14 or so and i generally think i have a decent game when i play, and guess what im not even old enough to play in the VFL.

again good luck, you'll need it

All i can say is good luck organising it.

Because every time we play not only do Demonland players, but EVERY other forum players rely on Rollo to organise the day, include the saints guys.

I rocked up late on Sunday to see two police teams playing so i asked the nearest person what was going on, he was a Saintsational member and his exact words were, "Not sure mate, ask that Rollo bloke".

So good luck organising it, either way ill be there. And not trying to be arrogant here, but im 18 and have been playing since i was 14 or so and i generally think i have a decent game when i play, and guess what im not even old enough to play in the VFL.

again good luck, you'll need it

I'm just as much of a gun as you say you are if not way better, and will take your side apart like I have on number's of other occasions. All I ask is a bit of notice, and the timing was not good last weekend. We also don't want your players filling it, it defeats the whole purpose of the day, and we have a another good players to field a strong side ourselves. Enjoy your glory for now.

I'm just as much of a gun as you say you are if not way better, and will take your side apart like I have on number's of other occasions. All I ask is a bit of notice, and the timing was not good last weekend. We also don't want your players filling it, it defeats the whole purpose of the day, and we have a another good players to field a strong side ourselves. Enjoy your glory for now.

but you didnt read my whole post, the majority of it was about organising the day.

Every time we play EVERY person who is there relies on OUR Rollo.

Im not worried about the game as such, im worried that when we turn op on the day half of you will be there and the other half will be at a different ground, with no footy or umpires

but you didnt read my whole post, the majority of it was about organising the day.

Every time we play EVERY person who is there relies on OUR Rollo.

Im not worried about the game as such, im worried that when we turn op on the day half of you will be there and the other half will be at a different ground, with no footy or umpires

i am happy for rollo to take part in arranging the day in contact with us. I'm not so happy that he will be coaching or have a white board on the side lines it taking things a litle too far.


Atleast we have a game plan that can win matches. Have a look at your recent form. Riewoldt is a star and I remember him single handed beating your side. Enjoy your past glories and spoon next year fool.

If you are talking about the Game back in 2004, yes Revolting kicked 10 goals as i recall, but we won the Match!!

Next.... :)

i am happy for rollo to take part in arranging the day in contact with us. I'm not so happy that he will be coaching or have a white board on the side lines it taking things a litle too far.

Ow thats good because he's generally behind the goals and timing at the same time for our games, as well as the other games we don't part take in

i am happy for rollo to take part in arranging the day in contact with us. I'm not so happy that he will be coaching or have a white board on the side lines it taking things a litle too far.

Why don't you get a coach, it may help. Or is that too hard too organize?

 

Why don't you get a coach, it may help. Or is that too hard too organize?

We will smash you guys with or without a coach. In the past it has worked well without.

We will smash you guys with or without a coach. In the past it has worked well without.

Football is a transient game you must keep up with the times. A coach would, particularly one with a whiteboard!!! B)


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