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Our backup ruck saviour has emerged!

e25
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I contend that only idiots would have believed I was serious about Cloke.

Anyway, it generated some debate, which was the point.

You may call everyone on here idiots for not getting your super deep and meaningful joke, that is so intelligent that nobody can comprehend it. And that there is a second layer to you and your wild accusations, and nobody could possibly understand your monumental mind. But i think the reason why people are insulting you for making stupid comments, is because the serious threads that you have started are stupid as well, and people (from this threads replies alone) are particularly sick of it. And i will put my hand up and say that i am definitely one of them.

I am bored of reading your threads. And if i had known that you were the one that started this thread, i would never of opened this pandora's box of idiocy and backtracking.

Although i did read deezmans post on Davey, and you always know when someone is going to be racist by the prefix, "im not trying to be racist but...."

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    Hypocrites galore here.

    When E25 has a go at you for doing similar - don't have a whinge to the mods.

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    Was that the Cloke that Setanta kicked in the arse - if it wasn't he should have. Give Spencer a couple of years - I reckon he will do the business.

    Got a septic Toe.

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    Hypocrites galore here.

    When E25 has a go at you for doing similar - don't have a whinge to the mods.

    remember the adverb rule rpfc

    not "hypocrites" but "acting hypocritically" - we don't want to get personal

    Here endeth the lesson. Amen ;);)

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    remember the adverb rule rpfc

    not "hypocrites" but "acting hypocritically" - we don't want to get personal

    Here endeth the lesson. Amen ;);)

    Yes, I apoligise to all those offended.

    You winking at me through emoticons is a little creepy.

    Less creepy than real winking but still...

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    Yes, I apoligise to all those offended.

    You winking at me through emoticons is a little creepy.

    Less creepy than real winking but still...

    yes, a bit creepy

    to tell the gospel truth i'd never noticed the winking - thought it was a smiley - ah well, maybe a freudian slip?

    btw - curious - what fc is rpfc?

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    "What are you Going to do...Bleed on me???" B)

    It was a compliment to E25. The Black knight never gives up - no matter what

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    It was a compliment to E25. The Black knight never gives up - no matter what

    HaHaHa! One of the Greatest Movies ever Created....

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    HaHaHa! One of the Greatest Movies ever Created....

    one of the greatest three - then daylight to the rest

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    one of the greatest three - then daylight to the rest

    Yes Life of Brian & Meaning of Life certainly carry the same Brilliance.

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    Yes Life of Brian & Meaning of Life certainly carry the same Brilliance.

    "The Knights who say... Ni!"

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    "The Knights who say... Ni!"

    I don't know about the black knight.

    Just think he would be too involved with the other black knights to lead both the white and black knights.

    Plus, he has no limbs...

    I'm sorry. I never let good manners or sense get in the way of a laugh.

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    btw - curious - what fc is rpfc?

    Oh, I'll never tell.

    An anonymous poster needs a bit of mystery...

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    Oh, I'll never tell.

    An anonymous poster needs a bit of mystery...

    Aaaah, go on, tell us

    Robinvale Primary fc ??

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    Cameron Cloke

    Computer says 'No'

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    Both Cloke's wouldn't get a game at another club. Cloke at Collingwood is no better than Brad Miller. He just has a superb coach and a fantastic midfield delivering to him.

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    No need to talk last resort right now. We are still in the "David Hale Sweepstakes" (I cannot believe I just typed that, David Hale will be the most over inflated trade piece come trade week due to ruck stock shortages)

    Until Hale is dealt, we can pretty much sit back to wait and see what happens for ruckman.

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