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Typical Collingwood Supporters


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Sitting in the MCC, I don't usually expect feral Collingwood supporters.

But there was one [censored] sitting two seats next to me who typifies Collingwood supporters and gave some of the civilised ones a bad name.

Apparently according to this piece of work, we (the MFC supporters) were OTT with our 'BALL!' calls. So he got stuck in at every opportunity, insulting those around him, making fun of us whenever we yelled ball.

Of course, he had nothing to say when we hit the front in the 4th. But then, after the game, with the MFC supporters close to crying, he starts yelling 'Ball! Ball! Ball!' and waving his hands at us.

Earlier, when I (as politely as possible) tried to ask him to either shut up or move, he proceeded to reel off profanity after profanity.

I had a go at him after the game, and he can give it out but cannot take it. A couple of other MFC supporters got into him (thanks if you're reading) and he basically ran away.

What a f**ker.

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OK then. Rant over. Pointless thread, but it feels good to insult him. If I ever see him again...well I'll probably do nothing, but anyway...

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Haha sounds like you got away with it pretty easy. In the outer, I had the stereotypical pies family behind me. About 5 teeth between them, and even fewer brain cells.

Swearing and screaming all day long. Even other pie supporters were complaining about them.

Oh well, what can we expect from collingwood supporters.

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We had the usual brain dead Collingwood supporters behind us, as I said to my son we don't have as many but I'd rather what we have than that lot supporting us. They wanted a free every time a MFC player touched the ball.

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We had the usual brain dead Collingwood supporters behind us, as I said to my son we don't have as many but I'd rather what we have than that lot supporting us. They wanted a free every time a MFC player touched the ball.

We must have been sitting beside each other.

My neanderthal einsteins behind me said after the game that MFC were lucky the margin wasnt more!!

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We must have been sitting beside each other.

My neanderthal einsteins behind me said after the game that MFC were lucky the margin wasnt more!!

Mine were more interested in screaming at Petterd for dropping the ball, I don't think they had ever been out unaccompanied before.

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Mine were more interested in screaming at Petterd for dropping the ball, I don't think they had ever been out unaccompanied before.

i went with two normal pie supporters, the were [censored] off the way the pies performed. And said that the demons were VERY unlucky not to have points on the board.

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i went with two normal pie supporters, the were [censored] off the way the pies performed. And said that the demons were VERY unlucky not to have points on the board.

I went to the football once with a Collingwood supporter who at the time was one of my best friends, our friendship has never been the same since.

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i went with two normal pie supporters, the were [censored] off the way the pies performed. And said that the demons were VERY unlucky not to have points on the board.

I had a Collingwood supporter right after the siren say bad luck fellas, you deserved the win!

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i attended the game and was so proud of the boys.

we had these bunch of collingwood fans behind us

and they were yelling out so loud even the magpies fans were telling them to shut up!!

everytime a melbourne player went for goal they yelled out hit the post and then kept saying booooooooooooooooooo even after it had gone in for a point?

finally a pies player hit the post which made me want to turn around and say theres ya F%^%king post and then slap them

i loved seeing the magpies fans worrying about us beating them wat a shame we didnt!!!

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Poor wittle cowwingwood don't like that we try to beat them?

I was stunned when Mick whinged about it 2(?) years ago and I'm still a little stunned. It has to be one of the more bizzare tacts I've heard in footy.

Talk about a Sheedy-wannabe

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Typical Mick:

They were up for it because we're such a powerhouse and they're just minnows.

We were tired because we'd come off a massive game against another powerhouse and they'd been thrashed by some other club.

Everyone loves plays us, we struggle to get motivated to play the weak.

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One of the pleasures of the game was the very long periods of silence amidst the Army. Even at the end their rapture was half-baked, almost embarrassed. They were premiers in their own minds couple of days ago; big come-down for them yesterday. I think they had close to their best team out there, and didn't deserve to win. I can't see any real improvement since their drubbing by Geelong in the finals. Unfortunately, their win yesterday reminded me of their undeserved escape against the Crows in the finals. But it's clear that Ball and Jolly have added bugger-all to their prospects.

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One of the pleasures of the game was the very long periods of silence amidst the Army. Even at the end their rapture was half-baked, almost embarrassed. They were premiers in their own minds couple of days ago; big come-down for them yesterday. I think they had close to their best team out there, and didn't deserve to win. I can't see any real improvement since their drubbing by Geelong in the finals. Unfortunately, their win yesterday reminded me of their undeserved escape against the Crows in the finals. But it's clear that Ball and Jolly have added bugger-all to their prospects.

Is this Jolley's Superannuation? No desire, just playing out time until he retires.

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The filth are the filth. They [censored] me off to no end which is why I usually go the the dees V pies game with my entourage of demon mates.

These know it all idiot filth types seem to back down when you have a group of strapping young lads who would love nothing more to knock out the 2 or 3 remaining teeth they have left in their s%it dribbling mouths.

Although, football wouldn't be half as fun if we all got along!

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