instead of goal posts you have to kick in between the red and yellow flags

lol

Melbourne 14-9- 93 defeat Gold Coast 5 boards, 3 flags and a rubber ducky !!

lol

Melbourne 14-9- 93 defeat Gold Coast 5 boards, 3 flags and a rubber ducky !!

And a meter Mermaid.

edit: Meter Maid. :D

And a meter Mermaid.

sorry..how could I forget..Lovely Rita...meter maid !!!

Will the interchange bench be those little towers they sit in?

The stretcher could be the dune buggies from Bondi Rescue.

You realise of course the first time the siren sounds they will all run off the ground shouting.."Sharks ...Sharks !!" :D

Haha awesome! Pre game video - Jaws on the big screen, get everyone fired up.

Maybe Casino as well.

And maybe that "awesome" new channel 9 program "the strip"

Still can't see how they went past Tassie

David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson will probably be brought out at the AFL's expense for the start of the 2011 season.

edit: And Candice Falzon...

just got word of their club song :

The Noname men:

They are real noname men

Playing in their noname land

Making all their noname plans

For Nobody

They don’t have a name to view

Know not where they’re playing too

Isnt that a bit silly for you..to be

Noname men, please listen

At you, we’re pissin

Laughing at the missing ..everything.

just got word of their club song :

The Noname men:

They are real noname men

Playing in their noname land

Making all their noname plans

For Nobody

They don’t have a name to view

Know not where they’re playing too

Isnt that a bit silly for you..to be

Noname men, please listen

At you, we’re pissin

Laughing at the missing ..everything.

What about.....Baywatch song...

"I'll be there for you........

I'll be there........"

...

...

...

Stroke, Stroke

Stroke, Stroke

...

...

...

OR/ (QUEEN)

We are the GOLD COAST

WEEE are the GOLD COAST

no time for opponents

for we are the GOLD COAST

....of the World!

I'm sure A.Anderson will have a say......

Intersting read..I think

Not sure if anyones read this.. but I thought it an intersting and balanced look at what confronts this bunch of No-names !!

What in [censored] hell is going on with the selection of the colours?

Red, blue, white and yellow sets up a potential clash of colours with a number of other clubs. Why not insist on different colours so as to avoid the colour clashes?

Team Song:

I, I who am nothing

I, I who am no one

Must bore you, but you should know

I'm just a no one, with

nothing to give you but oh ...

I ...

This club is going to be about as exciting as a wet paper bag.

That mascot looks to me like he's going to drown himself in the ocean any minute now, and why wouldn't you when you've been given the ever original name of Gazza from the Gold Coast

I've got a nickname"

The Schoolies

Intersting read..I think

Not sure if anyones read this.. but I thought it an intersting and balanced look at what confronts this bunch of No-names !!

Sobering to think that this nothing club is streets ahead of MFC in the eyes of the AFL. Out with the old, in with the new! Out with the bath water and...oops!

It's clear the Gold Coast Schoolies, West Sydney Mountaineers and maybe even Sydney Swans, are going to suck the funding and talent pool dry over the next 5-10 years minium.

This is the price we pay for a truely national game in areas where marketing penetration is paramount, and the human supporters, well, they can like it or lump it!

Technology is such that the crowds can be painted in, anyway.

I still can't believe that Gold Coast Suns never even got a mention as an option.

I'm not saying it's the best or even putting my word in for it. But it surely had to be considered, what with being the number one positive thing people associate with the Gold Coast.

I still can't believe that Gold Coast Suns never even got a mention as an option.

I'm not saying it's the best or even putting my word in for it. But it surely had to be considered, what with being the number one positive thing people associate with the Gold Coast.

I don't really understand why any nickname idea has to be associated with the Gold Coast. Look at the existing clubs. There aren't too many Lions in Brisbane, or Hawks in Hawthorn, or 'Blues' in Carlton. What I'm trying to say is there isn't a necessity to have a nickname that goes with the location. So, for some examples, it could be the Gold Coast Kings, or Gold Coast Chargers. Really, anything's better than the Gold Coast Nothings, as they have now become known.

I've got a nickname"

The Schoolies

sorry....just couldnt help myself

I don't really understand why any nickname idea has to be associated with the Gold Coast. Look at the existing clubs. There aren't too many Lions in Brisbane, or Hawks in Hawthorn, or 'Blues' in Carlton. What I'm trying to say is there isn't a necessity to have a nickname that goes with the location. So, for some examples, it could be the Gold Coast Kings, or Gold Coast Chargers. Really, anything's better than the Gold Coast Nothings, as they have now become known.

don't you think that alot of the current nicknames for afl teams have been born out of history, rather than made up for comercial reasons? we are the melbourne football club. as are the carlton football club, etc. the 'demons' nickname is a monika that stemmed out of history, like the redlegs, the fushias and the invisible whites before that. i say let the GCFC grow their own nickname, so that it means something when it eventually sticks.

I hope the whole team fails misserably and get no supporters or members. That would teach the afl for screwing around with the competition

I hope the whole team fails misserably and get no supporters or members. That would teach the afl for screwing around with the competition

Thats rather blunt, but I agree.

don't you think that alot of the current nicknames for afl teams have been born out of history, rather than made up for comercial reasons? we are the melbourne football club. as are the carlton football club, etc. the 'demons' nickname is a monika that stemmed out of history, like the redlegs, the fushias and the invisible whites before that. i say let the GCFC grow their own nickname, so that it means something when it eventually sticks.

Yeah I guess so. But the board could have at least had some better ideas.

Sobering to think that this nothing club is streets ahead of MFC in the eyes of the AFL. Out with the old, in with the new! Out with the bath water and...oops!

It's clear the Gold Coast Schoolies, West Sydney Mountaineers and maybe even Sydney Swans, are going to suck the funding and talent pool dry over the next 5-10 years minium.

This is the price we pay for a truely national game in areas where marketing penetration is paramount, and the human supporters, well, they can like it or lump it!Technology is such that the crowds can be painted in, anyway.

19,500 attendees to the elimination final, Sydney Swans v Nth Melb.

Give us a break Vlad, Melbourne Football Club blows that away every home game.

Oh yeh, the founding club can f'off.

Paint me up a schoolies crowd Vlad, you [censored].

sorry....just couldnt help myself

I love it. Don't forget one of their colours is blue though. Perhaps you could paint in the sky a little bit?

I love it. Don't forget one of their colours is blue though. Perhaps you could paint in the sky a little bit?

well..theres a little blue on Gazza's cap to match the obligatory Blue boardies !!!