jazza

sat with a sick friend and they like comedy. so we watched anchorman 2. probably the 3rd worst movie ever made.

mate ,it takes a number 3 knitting needle to produce anything resembling a stiff these days.

well,when you were away last week,DC told us you had no teeth and were an 85 yo . none of us believed him,but i guess some mud sticks.

whilst i do play with teats for a living,im no expert due to the boredom factor. people like biff however,who dream of teats and even google sites containing pictures of nipples,they tend to see a real one about every 2 years and generally suckle and fondle it for the time they have with it,these people are the experts. their memory takes it all in and plaster it into the memory bank forever. you will also find the teats i play with are all the same,but biff probably gets them in all sorts of sizes,shapes and colours. hell,he probably gets them in all sorts of areas of the body. and having no teeth{like od} he probably gets a reward when suckling on them without causing damage.

if anybody sees biif,he left his jacket at stueis disco. he can pick it on monday,when he gets home. hope he doesnt hit a taxi driver on the weekend,bbo will have to bail him out.

yep,got home about 8 and watched a replay, havent done that for awhile.

anybody that may find 380,000 brain cells,please return to me. head very sore this morning and could be an interesting run to the paper shop for footy talk on monday. leaving the game yesterday,saw a drunk telling everybody "i predicted this" and giving it to carlton supporters. although i didnt say hello,it was good to finally see you biff.

yep,but drinking and eating rubbish aint the best either. im always trying to balance things.

getting fitted.new teeth. artificial hip being checked.

first catch a big tiger snake. then put it at base of tree.

just realised that if and only IF we were a winning club. this page would not even exist. so for all the doom and gloom,at best we are in front of other clubs,we have a common join and its catching. no winning equals friendship and hilarity for us on demonland. so we are winners in fact, thanks for the friendship everybody.

she doesnt like it when you present her with full cream?

full cream??????

if your gonna drink. make it milk. i need the support.

last year it was after game 2.

nothing would surprise me down this way. weve got every denomination of druggie,halfwit,sexfiend,animal husbandry exploiter and drunkard in the district. that reminds me , hows romsey today

funny you say that,we were chinwagging yesterday about city people losing there appreciation of life. every time a city person comes down here for footy, they remark how cheap our beer and food is. every time i got to mcg,i marvel at the cost of food and drink{its disgusting really}. also down here,players are allowed to hip and shoulder,and the ump says" play on nothing in it."

only about asada,one of me mates has a kid at north,working in science dept. noticed push in the back is finished even at local level.this rule is gone. steak sangas,3.00 bucks and with onion . mothers still yell out chit,when their son is involved in an incident. 7.50 to get in. beer 3.00 per can{light} the local coppers son is no good.{gets a game on name only} apollo bay are average,but otway districts are averagerrrrr. game finished by 4.00 home in time for milking. got the telly warmed up for today,but ready to watch history channel if things go bad. why didnt somebody remind me of time change?? biff and bbo,probably have taken full advantage and got an extra hours drinking and chasing ugly girls.

its time. lets get over to adelaide and give the keys to the safe to p dangerfield and r sloane.

apollo bay by 4 goals.10 goals to 5 in the second half.good day had by all. more yellow green pink and purple hair braided than at the mardi gras.{ferals galore}

of course we measure this stuff. how else can you judge the woman you want to marry. offered biff a chance to help me milk one day{he turned me down}. interesting fact for you blokes,cows urine landing on the scalp,promotes hair growth. btw,is the one top right,dyson heppel?

beer,6 feet spirits .12 feet. cocktails. 14 feet and upwards. water ,2 feet

chainsaw over the chin for myself. but dont let me put a downer on the boys from romsey. even our woman leave the dunny lid up during use. the girls down here are so tuff they drink cordial straight from the bottle.

real men have body hair. most start shaving at 16 down this way. and thats just the girls. more facial hair down here than at an greek wedding.

catch up with a few that i hit,and some that returned the favour. talk about how great we were and hang chit on the modern day players. also forget about the dreaded AFL,and pretend im not interested in it.