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Exactly 30-seconds, or else!

Ban on bringing alcohol into the ground; preposterous to think you'd put anything but alcohol in a hip flask.

I'm okay with this if they remove the ban on hip flasks.

Impressed by Jackson's decision-making; smart footballer!

Marvellous effort; even Prince Andrew would be proud of that one.

I stand corrected.

Lived in the UK for a decade (90's). Set an example and did manage to raise the English skills of those I had regular contact with. Sadly, recent evidence suggests that they've slipped backwards since. If only they logged in to Demonland...

Taking Jackson over Young is a calculated risk; much of the downside risk has already been mitigated by drafting Rivers. The legitimacy of the (perceived) risk taken in 'reaching' for Pickett is currently unknowable. Give the state of our list, prior to the trade and draft period, I can understand the Football Department's thinking. The addition of these draftees, plus the likes of Langdon, Tomlinson and (hopefully) Bennell, could take us all the way to a flag.

Too soon?

Nearly cracked a rib laughing when I saw that rating.

Disappointing thread. All this talk of sauce on steak just doesn't cut the mustard.

The game wouldn't seem so long on the tele if they got rid of Brian Taylor.

To be fair to @Axis of Bob, the AFL's coverage might well start today. I wouldn't put it past them.

The recent series of posts make me wonder if you've pinched @grey wolf's stash?

This all bodes well for season 2020; Demonland is reaching critical mass!

What are your thoughts on Ben Kelly as a prospect for us?

To translate that for you @old dee, what McQueen is saying that there's still a bunch of drongos carrying on like galahs.

Collingwood 7-footer?

4 Pints and Pot please Barman.

Fancy bothering to take a photo of that! God kids are soft nowadays. In my day we'd have carried a horse home on that little finger alone...

Yep, worked for me!

Confusing; you choose to call yourself Accepting Mediocrity and then lead off with an above average post.

That's right, won't be able to play until the next DECADE!!!

Ahhh yes Scotch & Acid; that's the way to start your day!

I’m with you. Sublime talent. If he passes the medical then by all means take the risk.