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ANB is actually amazing the way he can run so many kilometres with no impact on the game and hardly touch the ball.

Bring back Peter Jackson. And somehow reverse the trade where we coughed up pick 6 for May and KK.

How will our team of snowflakes handle all the mean tweets this week? Weak as [censored].

You've got no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, the whole Jack Trengove debacle was great wasn't it? As was the management of Jack Vineys foot issues. Really enjoyed Joel Smith going back on the ground a few weeks ago with a stuffed groin. Lets not forget Mitch Clarks lisfranc injury too that virtually ended his career. T Mac training with his toe injury that flared up and caused him to miss the start of last season and must now be managed. Why so many debilitating foot issues at the club? Just three example of the incompetence. All under Missons watch, by the way. But feel free to ignore all the evidence.

Now that is absolute twaddle. Beelzebub was right. We are the walking wounded and our fitness staff are not up to the task and haven't been for years.

Lockhart has been named in the back pocket. He will surely play forward, showed some good signs last week.

So he might be 17 now. I assume he will be in the 2020 draft. Does anyone know where he is playing this season, and perhaps even next season in his draft year? #kobefever

Isnt it great we had to go through all that while a tanking Carlton got away scot free.

Both Wagners into the side. I just got flashbacks to David and Donald Cockatoo Collins.

We will just have to scrape out a win any way we can. Half our team will be VFL level talent.

Just play well and win games. Don't want to hear a player talk ever again, they aren't even worth hearing from. I just want to win a flag.

Bombers would be happy with that.

The Reach Foundation are awesome, absolutely. A great cause to donate to. I wonder if Trisha Broadbrige still works for them.

Trac fancies himself as a big game player and future hall of famer... well Friday night lights vs Essendon at the MCG is his chance to show the world what hes made of. Lets see how he goes.

Jones playing as a forward will work about as well as Hunt playing as a forward, just for different reasons.

How to stop cyber bullying - don't use social media. Wheres my Nobel peace prize

We will belt them.

Yes, and if Garlett comes in I also want Lockhart to retain his spot. That goal last week was great and he brings pressure. You need more than one small forward, just look at any recent grand finalists.

And he had a great preseason to ..... was gonna hit Round 1 in form. And we need another marking target up forward. If the groin injury lingers, there should be hell to pay.

Got a better option for a crumbing forward?

He has to be a chance. We are desperate for a small forward.

Just watched the highlights of his game on the club website. The boy is quick. It was very noticeable. Hes so bloody exciting.

Thats a relief...thought he was back. I try to block out all things Essendon. Unfortunately I did just realize the game is at the MCG and not at Etihad, our new happy hunting ground. Nevertheless, Dees by 57 this week.

Being 0-3 with a loss to Essendon who have looked even worse than us would certainly be a good time to panic.