The heart beats true

I am, and will always be, a huge wrap for this current list of Melbourne players, but that was as lifeless a performance as we’ve put in for years. We got out coached and out worked across the ground, and we showed virtually nothing in response. I’m actually struggling to comprehend it. The Brisbane game I put down to emotion and context, but that performance I’m thoroughly confused by.

It’s a very lifeless performance across the board. I’m actually shocked at a side that is this mature has looked so disengaged.

I thought he’s much older than that?

There is a woman in the crowd at Norwood with a Slipknot T-shirt on. How is it always 1999 in Adelaide?

If the club is interested in a washed up has been, with no leadership skills, and a high level of self interest I’m available for a lot less than $1.1 mil.

The savagery. I’m here for it. 🍿 ‘Make of this information what you what you will’ has just became my email sign off.

Given its context in the thread I literally thought this was Strawbs O’Dwyer for a moment.

The AFL tribunal is a joke. Carlton argued that McKay was trying to ‘push’ - but with 2 elbows up that hit him clear in the head. It’s like the tribunal is so at pains to declare its independence from the AFL that it deliberately flies in the face of what the league claims it’s trying to do. Protect the head - but run at a guy with both elbows up and hit him in the face, that’s fine.

Is this the worst umpire bouncing performance in AFL history?

How good is the score review? Just really adds so much to the energy of the game.

We are doing ok. It’s hot, the Eagles have a plan, and 4 supporters on the field pretending to be umpires. I feel like some of our players are doing well. Jack Viney is growing with every game, Nibblers tackling has been great, and Fritta knows where the goals are. Koz needs more work on his goal kicking. It’s a raffle. He’s much better in traffic.

That knock was as innocuous as it gets on a footy field. I just can’t see how he, or his family, are ever comfortable with him playing a contact sport again. It’s only a game. He’s achieved so much and should be so proud of himself, but you have to think long term.

Such a great album, by one of the true musical artists.

I see Geelong dropped Oli Henry and Tanner Bruhn. How’s the ‘go home’ factor feeling now lads?

Clarry’s biggest problem in the Brownlow is the same as it’ll be for most of his career. He plays alongside Tracc. If he played on his own for almost any other club he’d probably have 2 already.

This is a great point. It’s actually more like the ‘game moment thread’.

This is a really interesting observation. I actually think that overt emotion will become the defining factor of human expression in the next 100 years. As we move into a phase of easily acquired AI content only irrationality will help us sort the human from the simulated. The Demonland game day thread may well become the Rosetta Stone of our times.

I couldn’t watch the game because unfortunately I’m cruising through the Mediterranean, currently floating off the coast of Sorrento. Can’t wait to see the replay. There’s not really any point to this story. Just gloating.

Not at my house. We’re just getting started.

Right? Honestly very little has changed. He won’t get another job as a coach. The turnaround was embarrassingly quick. Within weeks they looked infinitely better, and the list was the same, or arguably worse.

There’s not enough mongrel in modern day AFL. Not anything illegal or thuggish, but just genuine physical aggression. Daicos keeps being left along at half back to do what he wants. Collingwood would send Maynard to him and rough him and make him earn it, so why doesn’t anyone else? It’s odd to me. Throw them off, go after him. Rattle them a bit. It’s all way too nice.

This is what I could never understand about Taranto and Hopper. They both played all year last year in the same GWS midfield - which looked well off the pace. How getting them to Richmond this year was going to make them so much better always baffled me.

Just once will a team slow the ball down against Collingwood and make them defend. What’s wrong with going slower and longer into their defence when they have a hole in terms of size there? I feel like we are all being forced to watch them play every weekend and hear all week about how they play, only to watch the games where it seems like the opposition coach has never seen their game plan before.

Brisbane decide when to try. They were embarrassing in round 1. I hope they get shown up on the road this year.

I was actually driving Maysy’s car that day, so it was me who got the last 3 points. Apologies everyone. Nothing to see here. Will call Vic Roads in the morning and clear this all up.