The heart beats true

Look it’s nice to get the win but if we play like that against Collingwood on Kings Birthday they’ll kill us.

I am. Carb loading. Have been since 1997.

Anywhere I can find out the rundown for today? Like what time the sliding stuff is on?

I don’t think todays game makes any difference. The season is all about reasonably collecting as many wins as you can, while managing the fitness of your best 26 players. We already know our game style and are tinkering with it over the season to learn what we can. Thats what Geelong did last year. That’s the blue print for teams with top end talent. Then it all starts again in September, and it’s much easier if you’re fit and healthy. I always remember when they were the bottom side and beat us on the SCG in 2021. I thought we were pretenders. Turned out ok in the end. It’s just a game. The big stuff is months away.

Voss can’t coach. He changed their structure significantly from last week, and they are just wide open down the middle tonight. Any side looks good running through the middle with no pressure. It’s embarrassing.

Half the team is still on the Teague train.

Stringer is the AFL’s Nelson Muntz.

Carlton’s new game plan is to try and kick goals from 90 metres out.

Surely Sicily is sent to the tribunal because they aren’t sure it’s reportable right?

Love it! I’m in. Also, for those history nerds out there, the Mexican Wave actually originated in the US. It was popularised at the 1986 World Cup in Mexico. Hence the name. The ‘86 World Cup was supposed to be hosted by Columbia, but they couldn’t afford it. Doing the ‘Colombian Wave’ sounds like a lot more fun.

How can we know what to complain about when we haven't seen the team???????

Dermott just said of George Wardlaw ‘Imagine he thought you had his share at dinner time?’ Does Derm live in medieval Byzantium?

I feel like his lack of strength and competitive nature is being highly exploited today.

Free kick Collingwood.

That was really nice from Jefferson!

That Jetta for Collingwood looks a player.

Smacking 'em.

Freo fans booing the umpires! You couldn’t make it up.

Shai Bolton won them the game.

Noice!

I think as the coach you have to send the captain out to the umpires at 3/4 time and tell them the free kick differential. If nothing else then you plant the seed, and make them accountable in the last quarter.

Throw your hands up, get a free kick. This is embarrassing for the AFL.

The umpire failed to quickly call a ball up then, causing a player to be continually spun around in a tackle until his momentum created a slinging tackle. That’s really poor.

I feel strongly that there was a more eloquent way for this to be phrased.